Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption

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"A Decemberween tradition."

Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption is a device designed to harm Rumble Red by Old-Timey Marzipan in Decemberween Short Shorts. Disguised as a Decemberween present, the contraption iss made up of 13 sticks of dynamite, which hold a pistol, which hold a can of cement, which hold an animal trap that fell on Rumble Red, snapped shut, and beheaded him. The device was probably used on Rumble Red because of his poor reputation with The Homestar Runner as seen in 4 branches and Decemberween Short Shorts.

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