Non-Sequitur Champion
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'''Running Time:''' 1:10 | '''Running Time:''' 1:10 | ||
| + | '''Page Title:''' Non-Sequitur Champion | ||
| + | == Transcript == | ||
| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. ''{medium shot of Homestar}'' Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage! | ||
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| + | ''{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}'' | ||
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| + | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank yo, Presbyterian. | ||
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| + | ''{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}'' | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' All right, let 'er rip! | ||
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| + | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Panctice... Squad... Cutterback. | ||
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| + | ''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}'' | ||
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| + | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Oh... Lifty Fernandez. | ||
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| + | ''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}'' | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One more tryyyy. | ||
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| + | ''{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}'' | ||
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| + | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Uhh... ''{subtitled}'' Grape... Soda... Banked? | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to Homestar Runner}'' | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Judges? | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "<strike>Celebrity</strike> Judge(s)"}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner! | ||
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| + | ''{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG SAD:''' Grape soda banked! | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to Homestar Runner}'' | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray! | ||
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| + | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{ashamed}'' Oh. | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There you have it, folks! A coherent thought from Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always... | ||
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| + | ''{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}'' | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chant words together! | ||
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| + | ''{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:'' | ||
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| + | A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production | ||
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| + | Produced by Cherry Greg | ||
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| + | Lighting<br> | ||
| + | Lifty Fernandez | ||
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| + | Quizmaster<br> | ||
| + | Juan Aikman | ||
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| + | Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by<br> | ||
| + | Styles Upon Styles | ||
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| + | ''Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}'' | ||
== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
| + | === Explanations === | ||
| + | *This toon ended a [[Store Front Page News 2008#January 29, 2008|month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise]], which followed the mention of "Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?" in [[fan club]]; shoppers were invited to "vote" for their favorite incoherent character by purchasing a T-shirt of either character. Homsar won the title with 63% of the vote. | ||
| + | *[[Wikipedia:Presbyterianism|Presbyterianism]] is a family of Christian denominations and a form of [[Wikipedia:Calvinism|Calvinism]]. | ||
| + | ===Trivia=== | ||
| + | *The toon was removed from the Store on May 22, 2008, making it a [[secret page]]. | ||
=== Remarks === | === Remarks === | ||
| - | * | + | *Even when this toon was found in the [[Yahoo Store|Store]], it was not included in the [[TV Time Toons menu]]. |
| - | *The Flash file for this toon | + | *The Flash file for this toon was originally hosted on [[Videlectrix|videlectrix.com]]. |
*Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting. | *Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting. | ||
*When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored. | *When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored. | ||
| + | *Senor Cardgage has actually had coherent thoughts before. Some of his dialogue in both [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]] would qualify as coherent. | ||
=== Inside References === | === Inside References === | ||
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*[[Lem Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviews]]/[[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] is listed as the production company. | *[[Lem Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviews]]/[[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] is listed as the production company. | ||
* [[Styles Upon Styles]] is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe. | * [[Styles Upon Styles]] is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe. | ||
| - | * The ATM that Strong Sad | + | * The ATM that Strong Sad draws strongly resembles the ATM in [[Experimental Film]]. |
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| + | === Fast Forward === | ||
| + | *"Chant Words Together" would later be used at the end of the [[Punkin Show]]. | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
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[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]] | [[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]] | ||
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Current revision as of 05:18, 25 April 2021
| Toon Category: Shorts |
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Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to Homsar and must form a coherent thought as punishment.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad
Places: The Show
Date: Friday, February 29, 2008
Running Time: 1:10
Page Title: Non-Sequitur Champion
Contents |
[edit] Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. {medium shot of Homestar} Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!
{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Thank yo, Presbyterian.
{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} All right, let 'er rip!
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Panctice... Squad... Cutterback.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Oh... Lifty Fernandez.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: One more tryyyy.
{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Uhh... {subtitled} Grape... Soda... Banked?
{Cut to Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Judges?
{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "Celebrity Judge(s)"}
STRONG SAD: I think we have a winner!
{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}
STRONG SAD: Grape soda banked!
{Cut to Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hooray!
SENOR CARDGAGE: {ashamed} Oh.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: There you have it, folks! A coherent thought from Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...
{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Chant words together!
{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:
A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production
Produced by Cherry Greg
Lighting
Lifty Fernandez
Quizmaster
Juan Aikman
Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by
Styles Upon Styles
Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Explanations
- This toon ended a month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise, which followed the mention of "Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?" in fan club; shoppers were invited to "vote" for their favorite incoherent character by purchasing a T-shirt of either character. Homsar won the title with 63% of the vote.
- Presbyterianism is a family of Christian denominations and a form of Calvinism.
[edit] Trivia
- The toon was removed from the Store on May 22, 2008, making it a secret page.
[edit] Remarks
- Even when this toon was found in the Store, it was not included in the TV Time Toons menu.
- The Flash file for this toon was originally hosted on videlectrix.com.
- Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting.
- When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored.
- Senor Cardgage has actually had coherent thoughts before. Some of his dialogue in both Senor Mortgage and Senorial Day would qualify as coherent.
[edit] Inside References
- This is another mention of grapes.
- Cherry Greg is listed as the producer of this toon.
- Sportsinterviews/Chimendez is listed as the production company.
- Styles Upon Styles is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe.
- The ATM that Strong Sad draws strongly resembles the ATM in Experimental Film.
[edit] Fast Forward
- "Chant Words Together" would later be used at the end of the Punkin Show.
