Bubs' Concession Stand
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| Type | Retailer |
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| Slogan | We're always awesome! |
| Location | Free Country, USA |
| Key people | Bubs—Every Position (except Mascot and delivery boy) |
| Retails | Computers Food Housing Items Movies See complete items listing |
| Mascot | Tragic Clown Dog (played by Strong Bad) |
| Delivery Boy | Homestar Runner |
Bubs' Concession Stand is where Bubs works. It is the place in Free Country, USA to get anything and everything, albeit not everything legal. According to Bubs' Yearbook Character Page (and possibly different town), the Stand is located near the Athletic Field. In privileges, Homestar delivers pizza for him.
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Notable Events
- According to boring (really), the right side of the stand has two hundred and ninety six bricks.
- In the email origins, Strong Bad tells us that the concession stand first entered the cartoon by falling from the sky. It landed on Señor and Mr. Bland, ending their comic careers. This is probably untrue, however, as it was a joke Strong Bad made in the context of mocking e-mailers for always asking him about the origins of things.
- In Halloween Fairstival, Bubs turned the side into a comedy club. The comedy club was then used for a Poetry Slam in rampage.
- It was flooded by Strong Bad in lunch special.
- It served as a model for Mr. Legarm's Stand in the Strong Bad Play "Dreamaway Johnny."
- In personal favorites, after drinking too much soy sauce, Strong Bad attempts to fly the stand, and The Cheat tries to eat it.
- It has been a location for the shooting of the Dangeresque films.
- It's one of the hangouts for the On Point Kings.
- In Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon, Strong Bad and The Cheat were finally brought to justice when they tried to blast their way through the back door.
- It apparently has an annual sale on Senorial Day.
- Another worker at the concession stand was Homestar who sold magazine subscriptions and delivered pizzas as seen in privileges.
- Bubs' Concession Stand was closed for about two minutes in the Big Toon Cool Things.
- Coach Z used the stand as a hideout after he thought he "killed" Strong Sad in A Folky Tale.
- The stand appears to have a basement, as shown in geddup noise.
- A guy named Stan used to work in the stand, until Bubs fired him after the fifth grade, as mentioned in Cool Things.
- The stand was picked up and used as a parade "float" by Strong Mad in Fall Float Parade.
- In an Easter egg, Homestar used a cardboard box with the words "blue face man's store" written on it as a replacement, hoping Bubs wouldn't notice the difference.
- In secret identity, it was turned into a Motor Lodge.
Graffiti
Apparently, the Concession stand is the target of graffiti artists. The stand has been tagged in the following cartoons:
Signs
- Usually: BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND (with the N in "STAND" tilted to the right slightly)
- Where My Hat Is At?: "CANDY"
- A Jumping Jack Contest, The Best Decemberween Ever, Where's The Cheat?: "Concessions by Bubs"
- lunch special: Banner reading "Super Chinese Fish Buffalo Rice - Smoothies Too!"
- origins: "STAND"
- The sign on the back door reads "DOOR", as seen in the Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon and in the email "origins"
- geddup noise: BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND
- highschool: "BUB5AMECIUM'S PROTOZOA STAND"
- secret identity: "BUBS' MOTOR LODGE" "FORMERLY BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND"
- personal favorites: "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAN" (after the "D" falls off)
- Fall Float Parade: "blue face man's store"
 CANDY most dandy |
 All your body part needs! |
 Care to take a snooze? |
 Yes, Bubs will know the difference |
Known Items Sold
- Hot Dogs, Chili Dogs, Slaw Dogs, Ketchup Dogs, Mustard Dogs, Drinks, Drinks, Drinks, Candy and Sno-Cones (Stated by Bubs in his Character Video)
- Popcorn (Popcorn machine shown in various cartoons)
- Chinese Fish, Buffalo Rice, Smoothies, Hot Wings, Egg Rolls, Cod Plank Platter (lunch special)
- Face Mashings, Severe Pummelings (Counter signs in pom pom)
- Candy Bars, Sno-Cones, Hot Dogs, Popcorns, Gum, Nachos, Ketchup, Catsup, No Cheats (Inventory list in Where's The Cheat?)
- Swiss Cake Rolls (invisibility)
- Free money, Toilet Paper, Eggs, Corn Dogs (3 Times Halloween Funjob)
- All Types of Crazy Crap: 'Tag Team Wrestling' Nintendo Game, Golden Oven Mitts (Embroidered 'SB'), Strong Sad Voodoo Doll, 'Frampton Comes Alive!' Album (autographed), 'Deep Impact' DVD (The Best Decemberween Ever)
- Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit (lackey)
- Wait in Line (Counter sign in local news)
- Letter 'D' (personal favorites)
- Cups of Ice (Regular and Deluxe), Pictures with the Tragic Clown Dog for 60 dollars (part-time job)
- 30 cent Lunch Special: 2 buffalo wing bones (hot), a cup of ice, and a half eaten candy bar (no loafing)
- Aught Four Crap: Electrical Tape, Rusty Steak Knife, Banana with an Arrow through it, Wire Cutters (assumed) (Homestar Presents: Presents)
- Popcorn, Sno-Cones, 'Bershey's' Candy Bar, 'Poo-Bar' Candy Bar, Drinks (Cola?), some other candy (A Jumping Jack Contest)
- Drinks: Red, Blue, and Orange (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag)
- "Slighly Shotgunned" Compy 386 Computer (Broken Compy Menu, virus)
- Broken Tandy 400 Computer (King of Town E-mail)
- Fundraising candy bars (Strong Bad tries to steal them in Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon)
- Bubs' Old Pizza and Fretmagic Magazine Subscriptions (privileges)
- A "little sumthin'-sumthin'" (fingers)
- A Fresh Pancreas a.k.a. Exhibit B (Bug In Mouth Disease)
- Thank you messages (Easter egg in the Store)
- Yella Paint, Cool Shades (sunglasses dipped in paint), Bag of four grapes. (Cool Things)
- Hotel Rooms (secret identity)
- Wireless extension cords (technology)
- Bear holding a Shark t-shirts, shot glasses, popsicles, and bear tooth holding a shark tooth necklaces. (myths & legends)
- Internet Connections (isp)
- The Gremlin (road trip)
Imagined or Unknown Items Sold
- Flame-throwers that shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills (imitation chocolate) (different town)
- Six tubes of rear-end cream (highschool)
