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[[File:Action Cool News-oween.png|thumb|"In neighborhood news, residents are up in no-arms about some seasonal decorations."]]
[[File:Action Cool News-oween.png|thumb|"In neighborhood news, residents are up in no-arms about some seasonal decorations."]]
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[[Action Cool 5#Action Cool News 5|Strong Badia Action Cool News 5]] reports on some obscene Halloween decorations.
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[[Action Cool 5]] News reports on some obscene Halloween decorations.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Puppet The Cheat}}, {{Film|Puppet Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Jibblies Painting|Puppet Rocoulm}}, {{Film|Puppet Homestar}}, [[Other Character Variations#Mustachioed Homestar Runner|Mustachioed Homestar Runner]]
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Puppet The Cheat}}, {{Film|Puppet Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Puppet Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Jibblies Painting|Puppet Rocoulm}}, [[Other Character Variations|Mustachioed Homestar Runner]]
'''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]], a porch
'''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]], a porch
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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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''{Start out with The Cheat holding the "Strong Badia Action Cool News 5" sign and making the news station noises from [[local news]]. The background is dimmed, then fades in as he moves the sign away, and Strong Bad looks to the camera, holding some paper.}''
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''{Start out with The Cheat holding the "Strong Badia Action Cool News 5" sign and making the news station noises from [[local news]]. He moves the sign away, and Strong Bad looks to the camera.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Good evening, yes, thank you, and as always, tonight. In neighborhood news, ''{a picture of a porch with Halloween decorations zooms in on the right side of the screen with the caption "OBSCENE WEEN?"}'' residents are up in no arms about some seasonal decorations. While they were out looking at Halloween ''decor'', ''{the picture of the porch zooms to cover the whole screen}'' they got ''more'' than they bargained ''for''.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Good evening, yes, thank you, and as always, tonight. In neighborhood news, ''{A picture of a porch with Halloween decorations zooms in on the right side of the screen with the caption "Obscene Ween?"}'' residents are up in no arms about some seasonal decorations. While they were out looking at Halloween ''decor'', ''{the picture of the porch zooms to cover the whole screen}'' they got ''more'' than they bargained ''for''.
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''{The camera does a quick pan to reveal that there is an animatronic statue of the Rocoulm also on the porch, accompanied by green lights and fog. The background music from [[Jibblies 2]] plays through a speaker.}''
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''{The camera does a quick pan to reveal that there is an animatronic statue of the horrible painting also on the porch.}''
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'''ROCOULM:''' Come on in he-e-ere!
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'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in he-e-ere!
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''{The music stops. Cut to angry Homestar Runner, labeled as "Concerned Citizen", in front of a front door.}''
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''{Cut to angry Homestar Runner, labeled as "Concerned Citizen", in front of a front door}''
'''ANGRY HOMESTAR:''' That thing has no place in the neighborhood, and should be taken down at once! As someone who's ''dealt'' with the jibblies before, I can say that it's in ''very poor taste!''
'''ANGRY HOMESTAR:''' That thing has no place in the neighborhood, and should be taken down at once! As someone who's ''dealt'' with the jibblies before, I can say that it's in ''very poor taste!''
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''{Cut back to the news desk in Strong Badia. The picture on the right shows the statue.}''
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''{Cut back to the news desk in Strong Badia}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' But the owner of the ungodly adornment insists it's all... just a lot of fun.
'''STRONG BAD:''' But the owner of the ungodly adornment insists it's all... just a lot of fun.
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''{Cut back to the porch, where a mustachioed Homestar Runner, labeled as "Unconcerned Citizen", has joined the statue.}''
''{Cut back to the porch, where a mustachioed Homestar Runner, labeled as "Unconcerned Citizen", has joined the statue.}''
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'''MUSTACHIOED HOMESTAR:''' It's just a lot of fun. I love Halloween! And I like to have a lot of ''fun'' as I've said! I don't think there's anything wrong with getting a little jibblie this time of year. Do you? 'Cause I don't, as I've said! Why I remember getting the jibblies ''myself'' each year when I was a kid. Let's get it right now! Hit me, creeptake! ''{knocks the statue, which lights up as the fog and music begins}''
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'''MUSTACHIOED HOMESTAR:''' It's just a lot of fun. And I love Halloween! And I like to have a lot of ''fun'' as I've said! I don't think there's anything wrong with getting a little jibbly this time of year. Do you? 'Cause I don't, as I've said! Why I remember getting the jibblies ''myself'' each year when I was a kid. Let's get it right now! Hit me, creeptake! ''{knocks the statue, which lights up}''
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'''ROCOULM:''' Come on in he-e-ere!
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'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in he-e-ere!
'''MUSTACHIOED HOMESTAR:''' Wha-hoh! A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie! Oh, what a thrill! Oh, as I've said! Oh-ho-ho!
'''MUSTACHIOED HOMESTAR:''' Wha-hoh! A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie! Oh, what a thrill! Oh, as I've said! Oh-ho-ho!
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''{The music stops. Cut back to angry Homestar.}''
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''{Cut back to angry Homestar}''
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'''ANGRY HOMESTAR:''' Kids?! He has the nerve to talk about kids? I wouldn't let my kids near that thing! Have you heard the kind of stuff that comes out of its mouth?
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'''ANGRY HOMESTAR:''' Kids!? He has the nerve to talk about kids? I wouldn't let my kids near that thing! Have you heard the kind of stuff that comes out of its mouth?
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''{Cut to The Cheat, who is wearing a witch's hat, carrying a trick-or-treat bag, and singing while walking up to the front porch. When he stops, he makes The Cheat noises to the cadence of "Trick or treat!"  Pan over to the statue as the music resumes.}''
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''{Cut to The Cheat, who is wearing a witch's hat, carrying a trick-or-treat bag, and singing while walking up to the front porch}''
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'''ROCOULM:''' ''{subtitled}'' I totally just ate your cat.
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'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{subtitled}'' I totally just ate your cat.
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''{Cut back to The Cheat.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams and makes jibblie-like The Cheat noises}''
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams and makes jibblie-like The Cheat noises}''
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''{Cut to a close-up of the statue.}''
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'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{subtitled}'' I've been inside your house... What is with that wallpaper?
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'''ROCOULM:''' ''{subtitled}'' I've been inside your house... What is with that wallpaper?
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''{Zoom in closer on the gargoyle's face}''
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''{Zoom in closer on the gargoyle's face.}''
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'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{subtitled}'' Later on tonight I'm going to creep outside your window and slowly peel a single potato!
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'''ROCOULM:''' ''{subtitled}'' Later on tonight I'm going to creep outside your window and slowly peel a single potato!
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''{Cut back to The Cheat, which is briefly a close-up of his face}''
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''{Cut to an extreme close-up of The Cheat's face, then quick cut to a zoomed-out shot.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams and makes jibblie-like The Cheat noises}'' ''{runs away}''
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams and makes jibblie-like The Cheat noises}'' ''{runs away}''
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''{The music stops. Cut back to the news desk in Strong Badia.}''
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''{Cut back to the news desk in Strong Badia}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh, such interesting human interest. Well, this is one reporter who's glad ''he'' didn't have to go out... and get the jibblies. Heh heh.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh, such interesting human interest. Well, this is one reporter who's glad ''he'' didn't have to go out... and get the jibblies. Heh heh.
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''{Cut to a zoomed-out shot, revealing the statue right next to him. The music resumes.}''
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''{Zoom out to see the statue right next to him}''
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'''ROCOULM:''' Come... on... in he-e-ere!!
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'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come... on... in he-e-ere!!!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' Aaaaahhhhh!! ''{while running offscreen}'' Jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' Aaaaahhhhh!!! ''{while running offscreen}'' Jibbliejibbliejibbliejibbliejibbliejibbliejibblie...
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'''ROCOULM:''' That's it for tonight's news.
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'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' That's it for tonight's news. ''{The Cheat holds the sign up, and Strong Bad comes back onscreen, still dealing with the jibblies.}'' "Action Cool News. We're investiga-awesome!"
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''{The Cheat holds the sign up, and Strong Bad comes back onscreen, still dealing with the jibblies.}''
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'''ROCOULM:''' "Action Cool News. We're investiga-awesome!"
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==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
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===Fixed Glitches===
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*Action Cool News 5 first appeared in [[local news]]
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*On the Toons menu, the length was written as "01 hrs 52 min" instead of the actual length of 1 minute and 52 seconds. This has since been changed to its actual length.
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===Inside References===
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*Action Cool News 5 first appeared in [[local news]].
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*The background music comes from [[Jibblies 2]].
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**Homestar previously called the Rocoulm "creeptake" in this toon.
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*Strong Bad notes that residents are "up in [[Lack of Visible Arms|''no'' arms]]".
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==External Links==
==External Links==
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