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'''STRONG SAD:''' —the third second from email number three— | '''STRONG SAD:''' —the third second from email number three— | ||
- | '''BUBS:''' —and so on, all the way up to email | + | '''BUBS:''' —and so on, all the way up to email— |
- | '''COACH Z:''' —and stitched them all together to— | + | '''COACH Z:''' —one-sixty and stitched them all together to— |
'''STRONG MAD:''' —MAKE THIS TRAINWRECK. | '''STRONG MAD:''' —MAKE THIS TRAINWRECK. | ||
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'''HOMSAR:''' Ennn-joy! | '''HOMSAR:''' Ennn-joy! | ||
- | '''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{after a very brief pause}'' What about me? | + | '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{after a very brief pause}'' What about me? |
''{Cut to each email in order, as described above.}'' | ''{Cut to each email in order, as described above.}'' |
Revision as of 19:20, 10 August 2007
A video composed of one second from each of the first 160 Strong Bad Emails.
Running Time: 3:02
DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Bubs, Strong Mad, Homsar, The King of Town, Cheerleader, Zubs, Stinkoman, Marzipan, Senor Cardgage, The Cheat, Wagon Fulla Pancakes
Transcript
{open to a message reading:}
Here's the deal: we took the
1st second from email #1,
the 2nd second from email
#2, the 3rd second from
email #3 and so on, all the
way up to email 160 and
stitched them all together to
make this trainwreck. Enjoy!
{The message is read aloud in sequence:}
STRONG BAD: Here's the deal: we took the first second from email number one—
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —the second second from email number two—
STRONG SAD: —the third second from email number three—
BUBS: —and so on, all the way up to email—
COACH Z: —one-sixty and stitched them all together to—
STRONG MAD: —MAKE THIS TRAINWRECK.
HOMSAR: Ennn-joy!
THE KING OF TOWN: {after a very brief pause} What about me?
{Cut to each email in order, as described above.}
1. some kinda robot | STRONG BAD: Oh, who is |
2. homsar | STRONG BAD: My emai |
3. butt IQ | STRONG BAD: Check-a check-a check-a my email |
4. homestar hair | STRONG BAD: Doot do do doot |
5. making out | STRONG BAD: Dear |
6. depressio | STRONG BAD: -Ear Strong Bad |
7. halloweener | STRONG BAD: To have the bestest |
8. brianrietta | STRONG BAD: I can't help but realize |
9. i love you | STRONG BAD: {gibberish from pronouncing the name} |
10. trevor the vampire | STRONG BAD: As you |
11. i rule | STRONG BAD: You talking about |
12. credit card | STRONG BAD: Your old credit card numb- |
13. i she be | STRONG BAD: -Rong Bad, great looking girl |
14. duck pond | STRONG BAD: -iwi {enter sound} |
15. the basics | STRONG BAD: But you know, there's the |
16. band names | STRONG BAD: You rule |
17. studying | STRONG BAD: {loudly and angrily} Close the book and |
18. stand-up | {silence; Strong Bad is away from the Tandy} |
19. tape-leg | STRONG BAD: Some kind of tape |
20. spring cleaning | STRONG BAD: Do you have a secr- |
21. cartoon | STRONG BAD: Umm... |
22. sb_email 22 | STRONG BAD: Nevermind the Bullocks |
23. little animal | STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad turns to his computer} So there's |
24. the bird | STRONG BAD: Phylo D. |
25. super powers | STRONG BAD: {glowing noises as Strong Bad attempts to open a Cold One with his blue diamond} |
26. CGNU | STRONG BAD: Half as awesome as |
27. 3 Wishes | STRONG BAD: Look at how great |
28. 1 step ahead | STRONG SAD: Funny {dodge ball hits him} Oh! |
29. superhero name | STRONG BAD: You know, like: St- |
30. 12:00 | BUBS: It took me a l- |
31. sugarbob | STRONG BAD: Anyway |
32. flag day | STRONG BAD: Coolest flag you ever |
33. gimmicks | {silence and blackness} |
34. weird dream | STRONG BAD: -derstand |
35. sisters | STRONG BAD: {indistinguishable mumbling and groaning} |
36. guitar | STRONG BAD: JIGGA JUG JIGGA JA J- |
37. dullard | STRONG BAD: {pretending to be on the phone} Yes. |
38. helium | STRONG BAD: {in a high voice because of helium} Too!!!! |
39. property of ones | STRONG BAD: So you got that |
40. vacation | {A postcard from The Great Mound appears on screen} |
41. invisibility | STRONG BAD: {Picking up some Swiss Cake Rolls while invisible} You know, |
42. action figure | {The Strong Bad action figure's fists go up} |
43. little questions | STRONG BAD: -s a baby. |
44. lures and jigs | STRONG BAD: -eg! |
45. techno | STRONG BAD: Doom doom |
46. your friends | STRONG BAD: ah- |
47. new hands | STRONG BAD: {With a bucket for a hand} Sit on it when I get- |
48. ghosts | STRONG BAD: -osts? |
49. theme party | STRONG BAD: -nes, and invite a |
50. 50 emails | STRONG BAD: {short pause} Tape le- |
51. website | STRONG BAD: -da cool. |
52. island | STRONG BAD: {Stranded on a desert island with Homestar} You're gonna need |
53. comic | CHEERLEADER: -et's start LOOKING |
54. morning routine | STRONG BAD: Routine |
55. cheat talk | STRONG BAD: -ay. |
56. current status | ZUBS: -rap ain't funny. |
57. japanese cartoon | {Stinkoman flies around space in cool poses while his theme music plays} |
58. dragon | STRONG BAD: {Drawing a dragon} -me way. S, |
59. marzipan | STRONG BAD: with me? MARZIPAN: That |
60. huttah! | STRONG BAD: He's not even that cu- |
61. monster truck | STRONG BAD: -SMITH LIGHTS SOME SMOKE B- |
62. interview | STRONG BAD: About your childhood |
63. fingers | STRONG BAD: {At Bubs' Concession Stand} Gimme a little some- |
64. english paper | STRONG BAD: Which is my |
65. unused emails | STRONG MAD: A PRAYING MAN- |
66. the show | HOMESTAR RUNNER: You agree? |
67. autobiography | STRONG BAD: {On tape recorder} slipped him some drugs |
68. caper | {music plays} STRONG BAD: Uh! |
69. personal favorites | {Shot of Strong Bad, Bubs and the Grape Nuts Robot quickly changes to shot of Strong Bad trying to fly Bubs' Concession Stand} |
70. big white face | {Closeup of the Compy, wide view of Strong Bad's Computer room} |
71. 2 emails | STRONG BAD: -ow, I know! |
72. crazy cartoon | {Keyboard Strong Bad plays part of Homesickness of the Lowlander, Sherlock dances, Eh! Steve runs by in the background} |
73. mascot | {Homestar is in the Jolly Dumple Costume, whistle blows} |
74. privileges | STRONG BAD: -re! Ooh, and the |
75. funny | {Strong Bad is bouncing on his head with a floppy disk taped to his forehead} HOMESTAR RUNNER: I can see y- |
76. sibbie | STRONG BAD: {watching TV} Oh, this is the one with |
77. suntan | {Strong Bad is sunbathing, The King of Town steals his cocoa butter} |
78. anything | COACH Z: {To Strong Sad} -ad the ball at the top o' |
79. the process | STRONG BAD: -thing, eh whoev- |
80. stunt double | STRONG BAD: -aaape? |
81. date | STRONG BAD: So |
82. impression | COACH Z: use of light and |
83. labor day | COACH Z: Oh, I |
84. kids' book | {Page turns in a kids' book} STRONG BAD: Every- |
85. 2 years | STRONG BAD: -ve definitely wo- |
86. no loafing | STRONG BAD: {hanging up a picture of a beagle} -rk for it. |
87. mile | POWERED BY THE CHEAT HOMESTAR RUNNER: -and. |
88. couch patch | {Lil' Strong Bad writes on the back of the couch} STRONG SAD: -member a young Strong Bad |
89. local news | {The Cheat is in the air, Strong Bad makes helicopter noises} THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises, subtitles: Thanks Strong Bad} |
90. colonization | STRONG BAD: cold Hardee's he |
91. caffiene | HYPERACTIVE STRONG SAD: {unintelligible} |
92. kind of cool | SENOR CARDGAGE: Like me. |
93. army | STRONG BAD: What ridiculous wa- |
94. video games | STRONG BAD: -ations. |
95. the bet | KING OF TOWN: -o game. It's th- |
96. lackey | STRONG BAD: -ost adorable. |
97. monument | UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} -an! |
98. stupid stuff | HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Wearing a labcoat and holding a test tube} -n! I said |
99. different town | STRONG BAD: {Standing on his stool} Fourteenth song! |
100. flashback | STRONG BAD: {Story book Strong Bad and Coach Z are on a rainbow} Back down to free |
101. car | {The underneath of Homestar's hat is glowing} HOMESTAR RUNNER: -an |
102. lunch special | {Strong Bad puts a hose into Bubs' Concession Stand} STRONG BAD: All right, the |
103. haircut | STRONG BAD: Not eating it |
104. theme park | STRONG BAD: When |
105. replacement | STRONG BAD: The worst song I ever hear- |
106. dangeresque 3 | COACH Z: {Dressed as Renaldo} -ur new partner |
107. cheatday | {Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are dressed as coal miners} STRONG BAD: Co- |
108. pom pom | BUBS: That'll be ten |
109. crying | {Homestar is on the ground crying} |
110. for kids | {Homsar walks forward a short distance, then stops} |
111. other days | {Quick short of Strong Bad and The Cheat cleaning up Strong Badia before cutting to a calender} STRONG BAD: Then there's |
112. old comics | {Shot of a comic panel in which Strong Bad is punching Homestar and the King of Town is saying "You're the worst of friends} STRONG BAD: Living reader |
113. pizzaz | {Stylised drawing of The Cheat pulling a plug out of the wall, music plays} |
114. the facts | STRONG BAD: Gaping plotholes |
115. time capsule | HOMESTAR RUNNER: -ss old wig in it |
116. extra plug | {Strong Sad, Strong Mad and The Cheat watch TV and laugh. Strong Bad comes in.} STRONG BAD: What are you guy- |
117. montage | {The Wagon Fulla Pancakes falls down some stairs, music plays} |
118. virus | {There are Homestar popups all over the screen, Strong Bad is outside the cartoon and is banging his fists on the side of the cartoon and screaming} HOMESTAR POPUP: Is! Totally |
119. animal | STRONG BAD: Sea fangly |
120. radio | STRONG BAD: -ish was delish |
121. part-time job | BUBS: Pictures with the |
122. dreamail | {Strong Bad has just finished answering his first dreamail} |
123. origins | {Homsar is glued to Marzipan} STRONG BAD: -sar, and |
124. secret recipies | STRONG BAD: Or make puke The King of |
125. rock opera | STRONG BAD: {Powered by The Cheat video of Strong Bad dancing with some girl} -omite! After- |
126. best thing | TEEG DOUGLAND: To Mitch |
127. long pants | STRONG BAD: You wear no |
128. rampage | STRONG BAD: Go ahead, The Cheat. |
129. garage sale | {Strong Sad is standing next to Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad approaches them} STRONG BAD: Look, if you're |
130. do over | STRONG BAD: {singing} Don't you know |
131. boring (really) | HOMESTAR RUNNER: My eyes. |
132. modeling | STRONG BAD: Clutching a milk- |
133. bottom 10 | STRONG BAD: Stench |
134. record book | HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wear shorts. |
135. lady...ing | {Old school Strong Bad splashes gasoline all over himself} |
136. geddup noise | {The Cheat is DJing} SINGER: Geddup geddup geddup! |
137. bedtime story | {A Powered by The Cheat movie depicts a digital watch flashing a picture of The Cheat. Cut to The Cheat and Moses Malone playing video games} |
138. space program | STRONG BAD: {Dressed as Space Captainface} Got to... |
139. portrait | {The Cheat is gnawing Strong Bad's face into a log of wood} STRONG BAD: You two alone |
140. highschool | STRONGBADIOPHAGE: -uying there, Homest- |
141. death metal | {Strong Mad is kneeling on the floor} STRONG BAD: -ystical orb in each |
142. secret identity | {Shot of Scarfgirl magazine} |
143. technology | POM POM: {Bubbles} STRONG BAD: Oh |
144. narrator | {Strong Sad is brushing his teeth and Strong Bad is looking over his shoulder} STRONG BAD: -d of years it ha- |
145. myths & legends | HOMESTAR RUNNER: growlin' and poopin' all |
146. pop-up | STRONG BAD: Some Cheat-tribution! |
147. lady fan | HOMESTAR RUNNER: {exercising} Tweese it, tweese it |
148. disconnected | HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Selling bread} Here! Dinner |
149. candy product | STRONG BAD: {singing} The crips and the cru- |
150. alternate universe | STRONG BAD: e-Hulk? |
151. senior prom | COACH Z: Their bre- |
152. isp | BUBS: See what we can |
153. redesign | STRONG BAD: Aisle. |
154. keep cool | STRONG BAD: {acting as a life saver} -uys know the drill. |
155. theme song | {A stylised drawing of Strong Bad chasing the Lappy very quickly changes to a drawing of the middle aged man} ANNOUNCER: Do you wanna cut |
156. road trip | STRONG BAD: -able. {The Cheat begins to insert a CD into a car's tape player} |
157. trading cards | HOMESTAR RUNNER: Just sad. |
158. cliffhangers | HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm- |
159. retirement | STRONG BAD: Rick. Way to |
160. coloring | STRONG BAD: -ramble? What about |
{Fade to black.}