Template:decemberweenventquote

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This template adds one random Decemberweenvent Calendar quote to a page or caption.

To add a new quote to this page:

1. Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
2. Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
3. Change the total number of quotes in the #rand function at the top.

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• "What the crap?! A non-chocolate and/or Lego Decemberweenvent calendar? I used to could eat both of thems."
• "Maybe if I play the song correctly, then chocolates will, like, come out of the piano."
• "I'm gonna go see if we have any baking chocolate or sumpin!"
• "Isn't anything in this calendar in a minor key? I need some of that Dickensian holiday doom and gloom."
• "More useless sheet music!"
• "Oh, man. I get to check today's Far Side daily calendar!"
• "Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, say something different every day."
• "Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, say something different every day."
• "Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, say something different every day."
• "Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, say something different ev-e-ry day."
• "All right, this time there's gonna be chocolate! There's gonna be chocolate! There's gonna be chocolate!!"
• "So, should we discuss the creepy illustration styles in this calendar?"
• "Today, the Decemberweenvent Calendar enters its teenage phase."
• "Alright Disappointo, gimme a deep cut today!"
• "A football is wearing my pants!"
• "You think they'll ever doooo... "Song About Sibbie"? Probably not because I don't think it has any notes."
• "The D'weenvent, the D'weenvent, what what, the D'weenvent!"
• "Checkin​my​daily​musical​Decemberweenvent​calendar, checkin​my​daily​musical​Decemberweenvent​calendar, checkin​my​d— "
• "All right, we're in the home stretch. Let's hope they bring out the heavy hittas!"
• "I got a good feeling about this one, Strong Bad."
• "Hey there! I thought I'd show up...That's it!"
• "I'm gettin' a little bur—I'm gettin' a little burned out, I—I'm gonna admit."
• "Here I go once again with a Decemberweenvent Calendar. Every day I hope that it's a... better Decemberweenvent Calendar."
• "All right, everyone, here we go! The big Decemberween season finale!"