Template:decemberweenventquote

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This template adds one random Decemberweenvent Calendar quote to a page or caption.

To add a new quote to this page:

1. Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
2. Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
3. Change the total number of quotes in the #rand function at the top.

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• "What the crap?! A non-chocolate and/or Lego Decemberweenvent calendar? I used to could eat both of thems."
• "Maybe if I play the song correctly, then chocolates will, like, come out of the piano."
• "I HOPE IT'S THE THEME FROM DOUG THE DINO!"
• "Isn't anything in this calendar in a minor key? I need some of that Dickensian holiday doom and gloom."
• "On the fifth day of Decemberweenvent this stupid calendar gave to me, more useless sheet music!"
• "Oh, man. I get to check today's Far Side daily calendar."
• "Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, say something different every day."
• "Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, say something different every day."
• "Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, say something different every day."
• "Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, say something different ev-e-ry day."
• "All right, this time there's gonna be chocolate! There's gonna be chocolate! There's gonna be chocolate!"
• "So, should we discuss the creepy illustration styles in this calendar?"
• "Today, the Decemberweenvent Calendar enters its teenage phase."
• "I MADE YOU A GLOWY CHOCOLATE BOX!"
• "A football is wearing my pants!"
• "You think they'll ever doooo... 'Song About Sibbie'? Probably not because I don't think it has any notes."
• "The D'weenvent, the D'weenvent, what what, the D'weenvent!"
• "Checkin​my​daily​musical​Decemberweenvent​calendar, checkin​my​daily​musical​Decemberweenvent​calendar, checkin​my​d— "
• "All right, we're in the home stretch. Let's hope they bring out the heavy hittas!"
• "I got a good feeling about this one, Strong Bad." "Great. And now I have a bad feeling about this one."
• "Hey there! I thought I'd show up!"...."That's it!"
• "I'm gettin' a little bur—I'm gettin' a little burned out, I—I'm gonna admit."
• "Here I go once again with a Decemberweenvent Calendar. Every day I hope that it's a... better Decemberweenvent Calendar."
• "All right, everyone, here we go! The big Decemberween season finale!" "Presented by Styles Upon Styles."
• "I hope this one has an amoeba shaped like a cow talking to a caveman saying some real smart science words I'll have to look up later."
• "Alright Disappointo, gimme a deep cut today!"
• "Uh, you can check today's, Strong Mad. Imma go see if we have any baking chocolate or... somethin'."
• "It's like a stovepipe hat full of gruel, poor air quality, and inhumane working conditions. Now that's the holiday spirit!"
• "Heavens, I just hate you so much!"
• "Ow! My saddle shoes!"
• "Ow! My 7pm curfew!"
• "Ow! My brushing my teeth after lunch at school!"
• "Yes, I am also wearing them! That's what's freakin' me out!"
• "I knew I took too much of that cough syrup."
• "This holiday season, indulge responsibly with Non-Cold Onesaholic Kerrek Brau!"
• "So pick yourself up an army of these little guys to deter unwanted carolers, or serve hors d'oeuvres."
• "THAT WAS A GREAT OPERA!"
• "I'munna, I'munna open up the thing, and then there'll be like, some music."
• "There's not a consumate V in sight!"
• "ANOTHER GREAT OPERA!"
• "What?? They used a different holiday song on Decemberweeve? This was supposed to be, like, the big culmination!"
• "Todaybor Deeve is Decemberweeve"
• "I got a new app!"
• "Is that your freakin name? Anew App?"