Haver
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Though a relatively rare and simple synonym for "possessor", "haver" is often used in the Homestar Runner universe to describe individuals by the objects they own, and is always affixed to the end of a noun.
Appearances
- One of the Cheat Commandos is named Gunhaver.
- Email more armies — Homestar Runner addresses the viewer as looking like the descendant of "a long line of five bucks-havers".
- Email your edge — Strong Bad marvels at his arsenal of "edge-havery".
- Baddest of the Bands — Upon finding a sloshy T-shirt, Strong Bad derides them as a bunch of glasses-wearing short hair-havers.
- 8-Bit is Enough — Strong Bad says he calls his melted Gunhaver action figure "Twig, Rusty Nail, Some Dead Bugs, and Right Leg of Other Action Figure Haver".
- Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw — Strong Bad calls himself the lead girlfriend-haver for Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.
Variants
- Email rated — One of the triple R-rated movies Strong Bad mentions is "Axe-Gun, Legends of the Brain-Outener".
- Email the next april fools thing — Bubs is referred to as an entrepreneurial be's do'ser, and self-made do's be'ser.
- @StrongBadActual tweet (28 May 2020) — Matt Chapman is referred to as a grody haircut-needer.
