strongbadallthetimesogreat.com
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strongbadallthetimesogreat.com is a website separate from homestarrunner.com accessed via a quote spoken by the Strong Bad Talking Plush. It contains a text box where one can input a password. The header of the website reads "weclome to STRONGBADALLTHETIMESOGREAT dot.com", followed by two GIFs of the plush having a tantrum, bordering the text field, green text that reads "I say there, monstrosity, do you know THE PASSWORD?!", and a button reading "mash go!". At the bottom of the site are the spinning guitar and "Fire!" GIFs from Strong Bad's Website.
Date: Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Page Title: STRONGBADALLTHETIMESOGREATdot.com
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Error Messages
If a wrong password is inputted, a piece of paper with an animated Strong Bad skull and crossbones will appear, alongside one of the following randomly-selected messages:
- BAAAAAAHH!
- BAD CHECKSUM
- Bad Command or Filename
- COOL H4XXOR 3RROR 5CR33N!
- I'm thirsty.
- INCORRECT! ONLY {number} ATTEMPTS REMAINING
- This number counts down, starting at 99. At 10 attempts remaining, this message appears every time until 0.
- INVALID PASSWORD
- NICE TRY DODONGO!
- Nope. Very Nope.
- NULL UNIT
- SADTROMBONE.WAV
- So Wrong It's Still Wrong
- SYNTAX ERROR
- Try Hard 2: Try Harder
- Twasn't correct.
- TYPO'D!
- U CAN'T TYPE
- VALID INVALID PASSWORD
- Wriggidy WRONG!
- WRUH-ONG.
- You did it wrong.
Additionally, special messages are given for certain inputs:
- If "strong bad" (with or without spaces) is entered, the message reads "Have you tried 12345?"
- If "homestar" is entered, the message reads "Hey! That's my password for everything!" with a picture of Homestar Runner instead.
- If "trogdor" is entered, the message reads "I said consummate password. Consummate!!"
- If "cheat" or "the cheat" (with or without spaces) is entered, the message reads "Meh."
- If "fhqwhgads" is entered, the message reads "Tryin to play like U NO ME?"
- If "12345" is entered, the message reads "You make-a me so sad."
- If "5675" is entered (from the Downloads page), the message reads "Your Superfied Credit Union Account Balance is $0.00".
Solution
On the plush doll's tag, the text "PW: C0LD0NE5" can be read. Entering "C0LD0NE5" into the text box will result in a correct password. Alternatively, if the number of remaining password attempts reaches 0, the message says "OKAY FINE, JEEZ!", and goes to the correct password page.
This page contains an embedded YouTube video of "Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Recording Sesh". At the bottom of the page, there are three GIFs of the bottom of a Powered by The Cheat-esque Strong Bad's face (with a human mouth, green tongue, and chin dimple) saying "Secret styles" in yellow text, followed by a shushing gesture with a long-nailed human hand.
Transcript
{Open to Puppet Strong Bad in a recording booth with a microphone. There are two water bottles in the background.}
DIRECTOR: {voiceover} All right, from the top. "I'm Strong Bad from Homestar Runner dot com."
STRONG BAD: I'm Strong Bad from Strong Bad dot gov!
DIRECTOR: That's not the URL, you're not a federal agency.
STRONG BAD: What?
{Beep cut to next shot.}
STRONG BAD: I'm Strong Bad from Strong Bad Logistics Incorporated and Buffet!
{Beep cut to next shot.}
STRONG BAD: I'm Strong Bad from the depths of the ancient Internet!
{Beep cut to next shot.}
STRONG BAD: I'm Strong Bad from Homestrong Badder dot... run.
{Beep cut to next shot.}
STRONG BAD: I'm Greaty from Strong Greaty Great Great!
{Beep cut to next shot.}
DIRECTOR: Homestar Runner dot com.
STRONG BAD: I'm Strong Bad from Strong Bad all the time so great dot com.
DIRECTOR: Again.
STRONG BAD: {hesitantly} I'm Strong Bad from Homest...er...
DIRECTOR: Homestar Runner dot com.
STRONG BAD: I don't wanna say it!
DIRECTOR: Why not?
STRONG BAD: I don't want his name to come out of my plush doll!
{Beep cut to next shot. Puppet Homestar has taken Strong Bad's place.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {gruff voice} Wagh, I'm Strong Bad.
{Beep cut to next shot.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {gruff voice} Agh, holy crap. I can draw a draw-gon man. Draw-ga-dor.
DIRECTOR: That's— that's pretty good. Uh, we've got that in case he doesn't show up.
{Beep cut to next shot. Strong Bad has returned to take Homestar's place.}
STRONG BAD: If you squeeze me a million times, I barf!
DIRECTOR: Uh, we had to cut that functionality. Too expensive.
STRONG BAD: What? That was the best part!
{Beep cut to next shot.}
DIRECTOR: How 'bout a nice "TROGDOOOR"?
STRONG BAD: Naw, that's too played out. How 'bout I improv somethin' new and fresh? Like... {rapping} Strong Bad plush doll all the time, {a beat begins} squeeze him on his head and he'll give you a rhyme. Take him to the airport, one two three. Security check, for you and for me. It's gonna get great when you get on the plane, why am I talkin' about travellin' so much?
{Beep cut to next shot.}
STRONG BAD: So what are we doin' next?
DIRECTOR: How 'bout something from one of your classic emails?
STRONG BAD: Ooh, like tape-leg!
DIRECTOR: Uh, maybe more classic than tape-leg?
STRONG BAD: No way, that's numba one, top ten!
DIRECTOR: Is it number one or is it top ten?
STRONG BAD: You shut up! {lifts up his foot, which has tape wrapped around it} Tape-leeeg!
{Beep cut to next shot.}
STRONG BAD: You're my best friend. You know, after The Cheat, Strong Mad, and... pretty much everybody else in the world.
{Beep cut to next shot. Once again, Homestar is there instead of Strong Bad.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey kids, I'm Talkin' Homestar! Spin my buzzer to activate the jetpack, and squeeze my foot to launch the homing missiles! {pause} Man! This is gonna be like, the coolest toy ever!
DIRECTOR: Yeah, we're— we're a little over budget, so why don't you stick with things like, "I wuv you" and "you'we my best fwend".
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um... okay, but that doesn't sound anything like me.
Fun Facts
- The custom mouse cursor seen on the page is a colored version of that seen in Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque when mousing over interactable objects.
