Characters' Injuries

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This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

Throughout the course of Homestar Runner, many characters have sustained injuries.

Original Book — Strong Bad is squished by a pile of giant grapes.
Marshmallow's Last Stand — A large chunk of Strong Bad's head is blown off in an explosion.
A Death-Defying Decemberween — The Cheat strikes Strong Bad over the head with a plank of wood with some nails stuck through it (at Strong Bad's request).

Strong Sad's Lament — Strong Mad punches Strong Sad on the side of his knee, causing him great pain. Strong Sad names the pain in his knee "Kreigh."
Email stunt double — Strong Sad, as the stunt double of Dangeresque, is violently punched across the room by Strong Mad, resulting in the sound of shattering glass. Later, the Heavy Lourde is dropped on Strong Sad's head, breaking his neck (according to him).
Email date — Strong Mad punches Strong Sad in the face several times, bruising him badly.
Email origins — It is implied that Lil' Strong Bad drills a hole in Strong Sad's stomach, creating his belly button.
Email slumber party Strong Sad's arm is in a sling, for unknown reasons. At the end of the email, Strong Bad threatens to dislocate Strong Sad's shoulder, and seems to attempt to do so.
Hremail 2000 (Easter Egg) — Strong Bad wears a pair of "foot pelts" resembling Strong Sad's soolnds, implying that he cut them off.

Email your friends — Strong Bad smashes Bubs over the head with a Golden Record for Everybody To The Limit.
Ever and More! — Bubs has broken his shin in a jetski accident.

Email your friends — Like Bubs, The King of Town is smashed over the head with Strong Bad's Golden Record for Everybody To The Limit.

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