Cheerleader's Boys

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In almost every issue of Teen Girl Squad, all of the girls, but especially Cheerleader, try to pick up boys quickly, only to usually be doomed to fatal failure. Oftentimes, she also likes to mention the word "boys" out of actual context.

Teen Girl Squad Issue 12, which is set on Valentine's Day, has the most references to boys. Cheerleader believes she has to get a card from a sufficient number of boys to retain her "Mindy cred". Once she receives a card, she hits the boy with a blackjack. Apparently, she got cards off every football player except one.

Appearances

• Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 — In the intro, "boy crazy!" is written next to Cheerleader's picture. After the girls finish buying some summer fashions, Cheerleader exclaims, "Now let's attract some cute boys!"
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 — Cheerleader wears a shirt reading, "boys please". Later, she asks Quarterman if "he has any plans for dating [her]".
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 — Cheerleader lies about her age to attract some older boys.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 — Cheerleader, So and So, and What's Her Face refuse to attend The Ugly One's party until she announces that it's a boy/girl party.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 — Cheerleader claims that boys an important part of life.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 — Cheerleader strives to get valetines from all the boys in school.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 13 — Cheerleader attempts to invite "each and every boy" to Tompkins' house.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 — Cheerleader is first seen saying, "Oh, boy, girls! Boys!" When asked about them, she says that she just likes to say the word.
• Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad — In the intro, "college boys!!" is written next to Cheerleader's picture.
• Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad — After the other girls say what they expect from the mammoth hunt, Cheerleader corrects them about the meaning and exclaims, "It's boys, alright? It's always boys!"

See Also

• Strong Bad's Ladies