Store Toys

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The following are toys currently available for purchase at the Store.

Kick The Cheat

Save The Cheat!

PLEDGE YOUR SUPPORT FOR THE ADOPT THE CHEAT FOUNDATION!

The Kick The Cheat is an endangered species and there are less than 100 left in captivity! (our warehouse) For just $39 you can adopt one of these precious Kick The Cheats and set him free to be kicked and abused out in the wild, where he belongs. Tucked inside each one is a voicebox that cries out in the primal, native language of The Cheat each time he is kicked or struck. Let these cries fill the air and adopt an endangered Kick The Cheat today!

Please note: the Kick The Cheat plush toy comes with a 30 day limited warranty. If you receive a defective The Cheat (one that has a malfunctioning voice box, for instance), you have 30 days from the time of receipt to return your The Cheat for a replacement or refund. See our “Customer Service” section for the return address.

Give it a good kick in The Cheat!

Collectible Figurines

FIGURINES — PERMANENTLY REDUCED!

We've slashed prices on our figurine sets for good! They're always on sale!

As a special bonus, you can print out FREE Cheat Commandos Playsets from Cheap As Free Toys!

Image Name Characters Included Release Date
Figurines Set One Figurines Set One Strong Sad, Pom Pom, Marzipan, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Coach Z July 15, 2003
Figurines Set Two Figurines Set Two The King of Town, Homestar (Running), Buckethand Strong Bad (from new hands), The Poopsmith, and Homsar June 7, 2004
Cheat Commandos Figurines Cheat Commandos Figurines Gunhaver, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Crackotage, Firebert, Reynold, Blue Laser Commander. (Goes along with free downloadable Playsets) October 3, 2005

Figurines made by Big Bang Toys.