160 Seconds

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A video composed of one second from each of the first 160 Strong Bad Emails.

Running Time: 3:02

DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Bubs, Strong Mad, Homsar, The King of Town, Cheerleader, Zubs, Stinkoman, Marzipan, Senor Cardgage, The Cheat, Wagon Fulla Pancakes

Transcript

{open to a message reading:}

160 Seconds
Here's the deal: we took the
1st second from email #1,
the 2nd second from email
#2, the 3rd second from
email #3 and so on, all the
way up to email 160 and
stitched them all together to
make this trainwreck. Enjoy!

{The message is read aloud in sequence:}

STRONG BAD: Here's the deal: we took the first second from email number one—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: —the second second from email number two—

STRONG SAD: —the third second from email number three—

BUBS: —and so on, all the way up to email one-sixty—

COACH Z: —and stitched them all together to—

STRONG MAD: —MAKE THIS TRAINWRECK.

HOMSAR: Ennn-joy!

KING OF TOWN: {after a very brief pause} What about me?

{Cut to each email in order, as described above.}

1. some kinda robot STRONG BAD: Oh, who is
2. homsar STRONG BAD: My emai
3. butt IQ STRONG BAD: Check-a check-a check-a my email
4. homestar hair STRONG BAD: Doot do do doot
5. making out STRONG BAD: Dear
6. depressio STRONG BAD: -Ear Strong Bad
7. halloweener STRONG BAD: To have the bestest
8. brianrietta STRONG BAD: I can't help but realize
9. i love you STRONG BAD: {gibberish from pronouncing the name}
10. trevor the vampire STRONG BAD: As you
11. i rule STRONG BAD: You talking about
12. credit card STRONG BAD: Your old credit card numb-
13. i she be STRONG BAD: -Rong Bad, great looking girl
14. duck pond STRONG BAD: -iwi {enter sound}
15. the basics STRONG BAD: But you know, there's the
16. band names STRONG BAD: You rule
17. studying STRONG BAD: {loudly and angrily} Close the book and
18. stand-up {silence; Strong Bad is away from the Tandy}
19. tape-leg STRONG BAD: Some kind of tape
20. spring cleaning STRONG BAD: Do you have a secr-
21. cartoon STRONG BAD: Umm...
22. sb_email 22 STRONG BAD: Nevermind the Bullocks
23. little animal STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad turns to his computer} So there's
24. the bird STRONG BAD: Phylo D.
25. super powers STRONG BAD: {glowing noises as Strong Bad attempts to open a Cold One with his blue diamond}
26. CGNU STRONG BAD: Half as awesome as
27. 3 Wishes STRONG BAD: Look at how great
28. 1 step ahead STRONG SAD: Funny {dodge ball hits him} Oh!
29. superhero name STRONG BAD: You know, like: St-
30. 12:00 BUBS: It took me a l-
31. sugarbob STRONG BAD: Anyway
32. flag day STRONG BAD: Coolest flag you ever
33. gimmicks {silence and blackness}
34. weird dream STRONG BAD: -derstand
35. sisters STRONG BAD: {indistinguishable mumbling and groaning}
36. guitar STRONG BAD: JIGGA JUG JIGGA JA J-
37. dullard STRONG BAD: {pretending to be on the phone} Yes.
38. helium STRONG BAD: {in a high voice because of helium} Too!!!!
39. property of ones STRONG BAD: So you got that
40. vacation {A postcard from The Great Mound appears on screen}
41. invisibility STRONG BAD: {Picking up some Swiss Cake Rolls while invisible} You know,
42. action figure {The Strong Bad action figure's fists go up}
43. little questions STRONG BAD: -s a baby.
44. lures and jigs STRONG BAD: -eg!
45. techno STRONG BAD: Doom doom
46. your friends STRONG BAD: ah-
47. new hands STRONG BAD: {With a bucket for a hand} Sit on it when I get-
48. ghosts STRONG BAD: -osts?
49. theme party STRONG BAD: -nes, and invite a
50. 50 emails STRONG BAD: {short pause} Tape le-
51. website STRONG BAD: -da cool.
52. island STRONG BAD: {Stranded on a desert island with Homestar} You're gonna need
53. comic CHEERLEADER: -et's start LOOKING
54. morning routine STRONG BAD: Routine
55. cheat talk STRONG BAD: -ay.
56. current status ZUBS: -rap ain't funny.
57. japanese cartoon {Stinkoman flies around space in cool poses while his theme music plays}
58. dragon STRONG BAD: {Drawing a dragon} -me way. S,
59. marzipan STRONG BAD: with me? MARZIPAN: That
60. huttah! STRONG BAD: He's not even that cu-
61. monster truck STRONG BAD: -SMITH LIGHTS SOME SMOKE B-
62. interview STRONG BAD: About your childhood
63. fingers STRONG BAD: {At Bubs' Concession Stand} Gimme a little some-
64. english paper STRONG BAD: Which is my
65. unused emails STRONG MAD: A PRAYING MAN-
66. the show HOMESTAR RUNNER: You agree?
67. autobiography STRONG BAD: {On tape recorder} slipped him some drugs
68. caper {music plays} STRONG BAD: Uh!
69. personal favorites {Shot of Strong Bad, Bubs and the Grape Nuts Robot quickly changes to shot of Strong Bad trying to fly Bubs' Concession Stand}
70. big white face {Closeup of the Compy, wide view of Strong Bad's Computer room}
71. 2 emails STRONG BAD: -ow, I know!
72. crazy cartoon {Keyboard Strong Bad plays part of Homesickness of the Lowlander, Sherlock dances, Eh! Steve runs by in the background}
73. mascot {Homestar is in the Jolly Dumple Costume, whistle blows}
74. privileges STRONG BAD: -re! Ooh, and the
75. funny {Strong Bad is bouncing on his head with a floppy disk taped to his forehead} HOMESTAR RUNNER: I can see y-
76. sibbie STRONG BAD: {watching TV} Oh, this is the one with
77. suntan {Strong Bad is sunbathing, The King of Town steals his cocoa butter}
78. anything COACH Z: {To Strong Sad} -ad the ball at the top o'
79. the process STRONG BAD: -thing, eh whoev-
80. stunt double STRONG BAD: -aaape?
81. date STRONG BAD: So
82. impression COACH Z: use of light and
83. labor day COACH Z: Oh, I
84. kids' book {Page turns in a kids' book} STRONG BAD: Every-
85. 2 years STRONG BAD: -ve definitely wo-
86. no loafing STRONG BAD: {hanging up a picture of a beagle} -rk for it.
87. mile POWERED BY THE CHEAT HOMESTAR RUNNER: -and.
88. couch patch {Lil' Strong Bad writes on the back of the couch} STRONG SAD: -member a young Strong Bad
89. local news {The Cheat is in the air, Strong Bad makes helicopter noises} THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises, subtitles: Thanks Strong Bad}
90. colonization STRONG BAD: cold Hardee's he
91. caffiene HYPERACTIVE STRONG SAD: {unintelligible}
92. kind of cool SENOR CARDGAGE: Like me.
93. army STRONG BAD: What ridiculous wa-
94. video games STRONG BAD: -ations.
95. the bet KING OF TOWN: -o game. It's th-
96. lackey STRONG BAD: -ost adorable.
97. monument UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} -an!
98. stupid stuff HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Wearing a labcoat and holding a test tube} -n! I said
99. different town STRONG BAD: {Standing on his stool} Fourteenth song!
100. flashback STRONG BAD: {Story book Strong Bad and Coach Z are on a rainbow} Back down to free
101. car {The underneath of Homestar's hat is glowing} HOMESTAR RUNNER: -an
102. lunch special {Strong Bad puts a hose into Bubs' Concession Stand} STRONG BAD: All right, the
103. haircut STRONG BAD: Not eating it
104. theme park STRONG BAD: When
105. replacement STRONG BAD: The worst song I ever hear-
106. dangeresque 3 COACH Z: {Dressed as Renaldo} -ur new partner
107. cheatday {Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are dressed as coal miners} STRONG BAD: Co-
108. pom pom BUBS: That'll be ten
109. crying {Homestar is on the ground crying}
110. for kids {Homsar walks forward a short distance, then stops}
111. other days {Quick short of Strong Bad and The Cheat cleaning up Strong Badia before cutting to a calender} STRONG BAD: Then there's
112. old comics {Shot of a comic panel in which Strong Bad is punching Homestar and the King of Town is saying "You're the worst of friends} STRONG BAD: Living reader
113. pizzaz {Stylised drawing of The Cheat pulling a plug out of the wall, music plays}
114. the facts STRONG BAD: Gaping plotholes
115. time capsule HOMESTAR RUNNER: -ss old wig in it
116. extra plug {Strong Sad, Strong Mad and The Cheat watch TV and laugh. Strong Bad comes in.} STRONG BAD: What are you guy-
117. montage {The Wagon Fulla Pancakes falls down some stairs, music plays}
118. virus {There are Homestar popups all over the screen, Strong Bad is outside the cartoon and is banging his fists on the side of the cartoon and screaming} HOMESTAR POPUP: Is! Totally
119. animal STRONG BAD: Sea fangly
120. radio STRONG BAD: -ish was delish
121. part-time job BUBS: Pictures with the
122. dreamail {Strong Bad has just finished answering his first dreamail}
123. origins {Homsar is glued to Marzipan} STRONG BAD: -sar, and
124. secret recipies STRONG BAD: Or make puke The King of
125. rock opera STRONG BAD: {Powered by The Cheat video of Strong Bad dancing with some girl} -omite! After-
126. best thing TEEG DOUGLAND: To Mitch
127. long pants STRONG BAD: You wear no
128. rampage STRONG BAD: Go ahead, The Cheat.
129. garage sale {Strong Sad is standing next to Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad approaches them} STRONG BAD: Look, if you're
130. do over STRONG BAD: {singing} Don't you know
131. boring (really) HOMESTAR RUNNER: My eyes.
132. modeling STRONG BAD: Clutching a milk-
133. bottom 10 STRONG BAD: Stench
134. record book HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wear shorts.
135. lady...ing {Old school Strong Bad splashes gasoline all over himself}
136. geddup noise {The Cheat is DJing} SINGER: Geddup geddup geddup!
137. bedtime story {A Powered by The Cheat movie depicts a digital watch flashing a picture of The Cheat. Cut to The Cheat and Moses Malone playing video games}
138. space program STRONG BAD: {Dressed as Space Captainface} Got to...
139. portrait {The Cheat is gnawing Strong Bad's face into a log of wood} STRONG BAD: You two alone
140. highschool STRONGBADIOPHAGE: -uying there, Homest-
141. death metal {Strong Mad is kneeling on the floor} STRONG BAD: -ystical orb in each
142. secret identity {Shot of Scarfgirl magazine}
143. technology POM POM: {Bubbles} STRONG BAD: Oh
144. narrator {Strong Sad is brushing his teeth and Strong Bad is looking over his shoulder} STRONG BAD: -d of years it ha-
145. myths & legends HOMESTAR RUNNER: growlin' and poopin' all
146. pop-up STRONG BAD: Some Cheat-tribution!
147. lady fan HOMESTAR RUNNER: {exercising} Tweese it, tweese it
148. disconnected HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Selling bread} Here! Dinner
149. candy product STRONG BAD: {singing} The crips and the cru-
150. alternate universe STRONG BAD: e-Hulk?
151. senior prom COACH Z: Their bre-
152. isp BUBS: See what we can
153. redesign STRONG BAD: Aisle.
154. keep cool STRONG BAD: {acting as a life saver} -uys know the drill.
155. theme song {A stylised drawing of Strong Bad chasing the Lappy very quickly changes to a drawing of the middle aged man} ANNOUNCER: Do you wanna cut
156. road trip STRONG BAD: -able. {The Cheat begins to insert a CD into a car's tape player}
157. trading cards HOMESTAR RUNNER: Just sad.
158. cliffhangers HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm-
159. retirement STRONG BAD: Rick. Way to
160. coloring STRONG BAD: -ramble? What about

{Fade to black.}

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