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<line start="21" end="73" speaker="coachz">Well, it's like a tricycle, but with nineteen wheels instead of three!</line>
<line start="74" end="109" speaker="strongsad">Coach Z, that's a horrible recipe!</line>
<line start="110" end="129" speaker="coachz">Lemme run this one by ya.</line>
<line start="130" end="159" speaker="coachz">We start with a pound of rubber cement...</line>
<line start="160" end="212" speaker="bubs">I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants for almost ten years!</line>
<line start="213" end="251" speaker="bubs">That's why come I'm in such a bad mood all the time!</line>
<line start="252" end="304" speaker="strongmad">I CAN LET OUT THE WAIST A LITTLE BIT FOR YOU!</line>
<line start="305" end="335" speaker="bubs">Hey, that'd be a sweet deal I couldn't refuse!</line>
<line start="336" end="343" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Order! <span style="visibility:hidden">ORDER!</span></line>
<line start="344" end="355">
<homestar voiceover="keepithere">Order! ORDER!</homestar>
<sfx>banging</sfx>
</line>
<line start="356" end="424" speaker="homestar">I hereby call this meeting of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets to order!</line>
<line start="425" end="490" speaker="homestar">Now let us begin with a rousing rendition of our frothy, shanty chant.</line>
<line start="491" end="512" speaker="homestar">And one, two, three!</line>
<line start="513" end="561" speaker="all">Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!</line>
<line start="562" end="613">
<homestar>Singing, Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more! One more time!</homestar>
<all>Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!</all>
</line>
<line start="614" end="667" speaker="all">Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!</line>
<line start="668" end="692" speaker="homestar">Strong Sad! Why weren't you singing?</line>
<line start="693" end="722" speaker="strongsad">I don't believe in the message!</line>
<line start="723" end="746" speaker="homestar">Uh, yes you do. All in favor?</line>
<line start="747" end="758" speaker="all">Aye!</line>
<line start="759" end="770" speaker="homestar">All opposed?</line>
<line start="771" end="783" speaker="strongsad">Nay!</line>
<line start="784" end="819" speaker="homestar">The ayes win! You believe in the message now!</line>
<line start="820" end="837" speaker="strongsad">I really do!</line>
<line start="841" end="872" speaker="homestar">I now give the floor to our treasurer,</line>
<line start="873" end="921" speaker="homestar">regarding shiny new ways to misappropriate funds.</line>
<line start="922" end="957" speaker="bubs">Thank you, Brotherstar Runnerbro... ther.</line>
<line start="958" end="995">
<bubs>Well, I've taken the minutes from last month's meeting,</bubs>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="996" end="1041">
<bubs>and sold them as rollover minutes to third world countries!</bubs>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1042" end="1111">
<bubs>Then I bought myself, I mean the Broternal Order of Different Helmets, a jetski!</bubs>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1112" end="1145">
<bubs>But then I wrecked it and broke my shin!</bubs>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1146" end="1186">
<bubs>So now my rubbing ointment costs fifty bucks a tube!</bubs>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1186" end="1190">
<sfx>record scratch</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1190" end="1209">
<sfx>record scratch</sfx>
<homestar>Fantastic!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="1210" end="1253" speaker="homestar">And now, to help me demonstrate the new secret handshake,</line>
<line start="1254" end="1286" speaker="homestar">I call forth, Brother of Town.</line>
<line start="1287" end="1311">
<kingoftown>Boooo-ooo!</kingoftown>
<strongsad>Yaaaaay!</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="1311" end="1353">
<homestar sfx="sfx">grunting</homestar>
<kingoftown sfx="sfx">grunting</kingoftown>
</line>
<line start="1354" end="1412" speaker="homestar">Everybody got it? This: <i>(grunting)</i> Then this: <i>(grunting)</i></line>
<line start="1413" end="1458" speaker="homestar">And now Brother Strong Bad, with his weekly power play.</line>
<line start="1459" end="1467" speaker="strongbad">Ahem.</line>
<line start="1473" end="1490" speaker="strongbad">WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS!?!</line>
<line start="1491" end="1538" speaker="strongbad">I should be in charge here! Why is Homestar running this secret club?</line>
<line start="1539" end="1603" speaker="strongbad">Singing songs and secret handshakes? That's rejected Girl Scout camp material!</line>
<line start="1604" end="1660" speaker="strongbad">Put me in charge, and we'll be hitting each other with wooden stools until the morning light!</line>
<line start="1661" end="1726" speaker="strongbad">Eating triple-fried pork rinds and burping video game music six ways till Tuesday!</line>
<line start="1727" end="1763" speaker="strongbad">"Ever and More"? That's horse puckey, you fools!</line>
<line start="1764" end="1807" speaker="strongbad">It's all marketing mumbo jumbo! Don't believe a word of it!!</line>
<line start="1808" end="1847" speaker="homestar">Thank you, Strong Bad. We look forward to hearing from you next week.</line>
<line start="1848" end="1866" speaker="strongbad">Thank you, Supreme Overlord.</line>
<line start="1867" end="1897">
<homestar>And with that, our meeting is adjourned.</homestar>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1898" end="1938">
<homestar>So everybody buddy up and get to work on that secret handshake.</homestar>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1939" end="1980">
<homestar>I'm gonna go take a bath in a pile of gold coins.</homestar>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1981" end="1997">
<other><span style="visibility:hidden">sometext</span></other>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1998" end="2036">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunting</strongbad>
<sfx>music</sfx>
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="2047" end="2126" speaker="homestar"><i>(singing)</i> Lasers, race cars, aeroplanes, doot doo, ah-doot doo!</line>
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