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  <line start="1" end="20" speaker="other">Loading...</line>
  <line start="21" end="73" speaker="coachz">Oh, it's like a tricycle, but with nineteen wheels instead of three!</line>
  <line start="74" end="109" speaker="strongsad">Coach Z, that's a horrible recipe!</line>
  <line start="110" end="129" speaker="coachz">Lemme run this one by ya.</line>
  <line start="130" end="159" speaker="coachz">We start with a pound of rubber cement...</line>
  <line start="160" end="212" speaker="bubs">I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants for almost ten years!</line>
  <line start="213" end="251" speaker="bubs">That's why come I'm in such a bad mood all the time!</line>
  <line start="252" end="304" speaker="strongmad">I CAN LET OUT THE WAIST A LITTLE BIT FOR YOU!</line>
  <line start="305" end="335" speaker="bubs">Hey, that'd be a sweet deal I couldn't refuse!</line>
  <line start="336" end="343" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Order!</line>
  <line start="344" end="355">
    <homestar>Order! ORDER!</homestar>
    <sfx>banging</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="356" end="424" speaker="homestar">I hereby call this meeting of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets to order!</line>
  <line start="425" end="490" speaker="homestar">Now let us begin with a rousing rendition of our frothy, shanty chant.</line>
  <line start="491" end="512" speaker="homestar">And one, two, three!</line>
  <line start="513" end="561" speaker="all">Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!</line>
  <line start="562" end="613">
    <homestar>Singing, Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more! One more time!</homestar>
    <all>Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!</all>
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  <line start="614" end="667" speaker="all">Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!
  <line start="668" end="692" speaker="homestar">Strong Sad! Why weren't you singing?</line>
  <line start="693" end="722" speaker="strongsad">I don't believe in the message!</line>
  <line start="723" end="746" speaker="homestar">Uh, yes you do. All in favor?</line>
  <line start="747" end="758" speaker="all">Aye!</line>
  <line start="759" end="770" speaker="homestar">All opposed?</line>
  <line start="771" end="783" speaker="strongsad">Nay!</line>
  <line start="784" end="819" speaker="homestar">The ayes win! You believe in the message now!</line>
  <line start="820" end="837" speaker="strongsad">I really do!</line>
  <line start="841" end="872" speaker="homestar">I now give the floor to our treasurer,<line>
  <line start="873" end="921" speaker="homestar">regarding shiny new ways to misappropriate funds.</line>
  <line start="922" end="2126" speaker="other">Subtitles in progress. Please check back later.</line>
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