User:Defender1031

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My name is Dan. I was born on 10/31/86. My citizenship is in Washington DC but I currently reside in Jerusalem. I am a student here. Specifically, a student of computer science. That's right, I'm a nerd. And proud of it. I love Star Wars, Harry Potter, and of course HomestarRunner.net "it's dot com!" My IRC nicks are DeFender1031, D-Fender1031, and D-Fender.

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This user enjoys doing Gnome work.

RV This user often finds and reverts vandalism.

STUFF This user likes to vote on STUFF.

RC This user patrols Recent Changes.

HI This user is on the welcoming committee.

IM This user has an Instant message address, but only gives it out to people he knows personally.

EM This user has an Email address, ditto from above.

NOT SO OLD This user is 20 years old.

RIGHT This user is right handed

LINUX This user uses Linux.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox

TI-BASIC This user programs in TI-BASIC

C++ This user programs in C++

HTML This user programs in HTML

JS This user programs in JavaScript

PHP This user programs in PHP

NERD This user is a nerd and proud of it.

This user is between two countries.

This user lives in Washington, D.C..

This user lives in Jerusalem.

This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.

This user is slower than Kid Speedy.

This user loves Teen Girl Squad.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

This user's DNA is the evidence.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk.

MEH This user can also speak The Cheat.

LP This user wears long pants.

This user's father was raised by a cup of coffee.

This user's words of wisdom: "It's time for tasteball!"

This user is trying to make it on his own.

This user is playing better video games.

LOL This user thinks he's funny.

This user has more than two problems.

This user is gonna have a good time tonight.

This user thinks Firebert is a fine Commando name.

This user wants to be the guy too.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user has all types of crazy crap.

This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user is not willing to sever his leg.

Contents 1 Favorite Quotes 1.1 Star Wars 1.2 Space Balls 1.3 Zero Wing 1.4 Random Assorted Nerdy Things (or RANTS)

Favorite Quotes

Star Wars

"I have a bad feeling about this"
-Every Star Wars Character EVER

"Size matters not."
"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."
-Master Yoda

"No, I am your father."
-Darth Vader(I felt it was necessary to include this because people so often misquote it.)

Space Balls

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
-Dark Helmet
"What's that make us?"
-Lone Star
"Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to become."
-Dark Helmet

Zero Wing

"All your base are belong to us."
"You have no chance to survive, make your time."
-Cats

"Take off every zig, for great justice."
-Captian

Random Assorted Nerdy Things (or RANTS)

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, and all my base are belong to you."
-Think Geek

"In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"
-Linux enthusiasts

"I just realized that all of my quotes are super-nerdy."
-Me