Senor Cardgage

From Homestar Runner Wiki

Senor Cardgage is a creepy guy that lived down the street from the Brothers Strong when they were little, and gave Strong Sad nightmares.

Some of his traits include:

• Suspiciously comes out of bushes and shrubs
• Always carrying an old plastic grocery bag of mysterious contents
• Eating melty chocolate bars while standing too close to you in lines
• Smells like pea soup

Senor Cardgage speaks in phrases that are almost one word but not quite another, like; "excardon me" and "exobably not."

When Strong Bad is asked what he would be like if he was not stylish and buff in the email "kind of cool", he describes Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad who is just like Senor Cardgage. Both are, at least to Strong Bad, "so cool, you don't even know [that they are] cool".

Complete Filmography

• Email kind of cool (debut)
• Email flashback (debated)
• Senor Mortgage