Teen Girl Squad Issue 8

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The girls join the Battle of the Bands.

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Tompkins, Pom Pom, Mrs. So-and-so-erson, Strong Bad (easter egg)

Page Title: Snoopa Groop

Date: January 17, 2005

Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {top 40 hits!} So and So! {hooked on classics!} What's Her Face! {college radio!} The Ugly One! {listens to pine bark!}

{the girls are sitting at their desks in class. What's Her Face's desk has no legs.}

INTERCOM: And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza. Don't forget the battle of the bands this Friday. Thompkins, point your rear end in the direction of the principal's office.

THOMPKINS: {offscreen} Awww, peas!

'CHEERLEADER: Y'hear that girls??

WHAT'S HER FACE: Pizza belongs in a triangle!

SO AND SO: That Thompkins is SUCH a renegade!

CHEERLEADER: {strongly edited to have a derby, sunglasses, a moustache, a tie, and a cigar} No yous guys! The battle of the bands! {back to normal} We can form a band and become...

ALL: WORLDWIDE STARLETS!!

THE UGLY ONE: Worldwide starlets get much boys!

CHEERLEADER: Or so I have read. Obviously, I'll sing and pretend to play guitar.

WHAT'S HER FACE: Can I not get stuck playing bass?

CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: NO WAY!!

SO AND SO: We'll be called "Smartly Pretty".

{we are shown a CD case with Smartly Pretty in a math-like style on it}

CHEERLEADER: {shown vomiting} Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No. We're called "Kissy Boots"!

{we are now shown a CD case with Kissy Boots on it, and a huge pair of lips with cowboy boots}

SO AND SO: We can practice after school in my step-mom's walk-in closet!

{we are shown an image of a man carrying a rock that reads "after school"}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: After school!

{the girls are in So And So's step-mom's closet, as evidenced by a rack of clothes off to the side}

CHEERLEADER: Your stepmom has questionable taste.

WHAT'S HER FACE: And like a million jogging suits.

{Mrs. So-and-so-erson suddenly appears. "She" is The Man with the Huge Mouth in drag.}

MRS. SO-AND-SO-ERSON: YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!

CHEERLEADER: Yes Mrs. So-and-so... -erson.