Telebision Toons Menu

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The Old Telebision Porno Menu has one turn the dial of the old wooden Telebision as its means of selecting porno.

An earlier version of this menu can still be seen. It does not include "A Jumping Jack Contest", nor does it have sound, full descriptions, or a back button.

Page Title: porno at its best!

Available Toons

By channel number

1. The Biggest Boobs — Marzipan's got the biggest boobs in town, but will she win first prize at the annual porno festival?
2. ) — The King of Town has lost his manliness. No wait, I mean his penis.
3. In Search Of The Yello Dello (pre DVD) — Can Homestar catch a rare bird for Marzipan's birthday? Has Strong Bad been using steroids?
4. Marshmallow's Last Stand — Homestar and Pom-Pom step into the squared cunt to face the Brothers Strong. Goodnight Shithole!
5. Fucking Follies — These long lost Homestar cartoons are arguably the worst cartoons in the world. The messed up, too.
6. A La Gay — All the boys get gay.

External links

• View preliminary telebision menu
• View Flash file of Old Telebision menu
• View Flash file of earlier menu
• View mirror with working Marshmallow & Jumping Jack link
• Flash file of the mirror above

Preceded by: Lava Lamp Toons Menu

Toons Navigation 2000

Succeeded by: Chinese Food Toons Menu