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About Point7Q

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.


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My first name is Samuel and I live in southwest Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. funny, nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. time capsule.

The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section

Homestarrunner.com quotes

From 2000 (or before)

From 2001

  • "Great jorb." - Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done
  • "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. Main Page 11 (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
  • "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, The House That Gave Sucky Treats
  • "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0

From 2002

  • "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, cartoon
  • "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, CGNU
  • "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, invisibility
  • "SO GOOD!" - Teen Girl Squad

From 2003

  • "I do what I'm told." - Homsar dragon
  • "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, TGS #2
  • "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, 20X6 vs. 1936 (first use)
  • "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, crazy cartoon
  • "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, crazy cartoon
  • "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, TGS #3
  • "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, The Poopsmith Character Video
  • "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, stunt double
  • "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, 3 Times Halloween Funjob
  • "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, local news
  • "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, local news
  • "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, colonization
  • "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad caffeine
  • "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage kind of cool

From 2004 or later

  • "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, army
  • "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, army
  • "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, TGS #5
  • "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, Under Construction
  • "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - Cheat Commandos
  • "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, Cheat Commandos
  • "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, theme park
  • "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, Senor Mortgage
  • "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, TGS #7
  • "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar
  • "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman
  • "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader
  • "Or something like that." - Manolio Ugly One

Fake Quotes

  • (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
  • LIGHTSABER'D!

Other Quotes

  • "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - Jesus
  • "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - Paul of Tarsus


  • "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
  • "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
  • "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - Harry Mudd, Star Trek
  • "Resistance is futile." - The Borg, Star Trek
  • "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
  • Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
  • "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - Bastilla Shan, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
  • "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - Galadriel, The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)
  • "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - Mark Hamill as The Joker
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