These Peoples Try to Fade Me Visuals

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Below is a chart showing the visuals that occur during the secret music video These peoples try to fade me.

Lyrics	Visuals
(Intro)	Zoom in on the "Z" symbol, the word the appears over the "Z" symbol and the words is all up ins appear below it.
siren	A flashing police light bar goes from the bottom right to the bottom left.
Coach Z,	Coach Z is rapping with a microphone on the left of the screen.
Coach Z	A flipped Coach Z the same as the earlier one takes up the right half of the screen with the first Coach Z.
one two, one two	The two Coach Z's aforementioned move their heads down to one side, then the other on "one two, one" and move their microphones up on the last "two".
Coach Z one two, one two	Multiple dancing Coach Z's appear one by one in rows of 5 and columns of two at the top of the screen.
Coach Z	Another line of dancing Coach Z's appear one by one at the bottom below the first two. A "Z" symbol flashes in the background on "Z"
Coach Z	A "Z" symbol flashes in the background again on "Z".
one two, one two	A red "1" flashes on both "one"s, and a blue "2" flashes on both "two"s.
Coach Z	Cut to a field with hills in the background and Coach Z in the middle of the screen. On "Coach" Coach Z moves his head down and to the left. On "Z" he raises his arms. A cloud shaped like a Z floats from the top right to the left.
one two,	Coach Z moves his head to the bottom left as earlier on the first "one", then moves his head to the bottom right on "two".
one two	Coach Z stands up straight on "one" and moves his head to the bottom right on "two".
These peoples	Coach Z stands up straight on "these", raises his arms on "peo-", and moves his head to the bottom right on "-ples".
These peoples	Another Coach Z appears behind the first Coach Z. He stands up straight on "these", raises his arms on "peo-", and moves his head to the bottom left on "-ples".
These peoples try to fade	Yet another Coach Z appears in front of the two. On "these" he stands up. On "peo-" he raises his arms. On "-ples" he moves his head to the bottom right. On "try" he's standing, on "to" he moves his head to the bottom right, and on "fade" he raises his arms.
These peoples	Coach Z stands up straight on "these", raises his arms on "peo-", and moves his head to the bottom right on "-ples".
These peoples	Another Coach Z appears behind the first Coach Z. He stands up straight on "these", raises his arms on "peo-", and moves his head to the bottom left on "-ples".
These peoples try to fade	Yet another Coach Z appears in front of the two. On "these" he stands up. On "peo-" he raises his arms. On "-ples" he moves his head to the bottom right. On "try" he's standing, on "to" he moves his head to the bottom right, and on "fade" he raises his arms.
These peoples	Coach Z stands up straight on "these", raises his arms on "peo-", and moves his head to the bottom right on "-ples".
These peoples	Another Coach Z appears behind the first Coach Z. He stands up straight on "these", raises his arms on "peo-", and moves his head to the bottom left on "-ples".
These peoples try to fade	Yet another Coach Z appears in front of the two. On "these" he stands up. On "peo-" he raises his arms. On "-ples" he moves his head to the bottom right. On "try" he's standing, on "to" he moves his head to the bottom right, and on "fade" he raises his arms.
Drum beats	Cut to a blue background with white lines on it forming a grid. A "Z" symbol appears one behind the other on every beat.
Fade me	Cut to a different blue background. Zooms in on a graffiti style "Fade me".
These peoples try to fade me	Cut to a different blue background with a diagonal white streak. Four Coach Z's are jumping from their hands to their feet.
C-c-c-call me on my cell phone	A large 80's style cell phone moves from the upper left to the bottom right with a rocket style fire coming out of the back. On "C-c-c-" The four Coach Z's start on their feet, then stop in midair at every "c".
These peoples try to fade me	Everything disappears and a break dancing Coack Z appears. A "Z" symbol flashes on "fade".
I can't handle it	The word "i can't handle it" appear at the bottom of the screen.
C-c-c-call me on my cell phone	The 80's cell phone appears on the bottom left facing Coach Z on the first and third "c"'s. The phone appears on the top right facing Coach Z on the second "c". On "call" the cell phone appears under Coach Z with the numberpad facing up. The word "Selfoam" appears at the top on "cell phone".
I get busy	A cell phone appears at the top of the screen and collides with Coach Z and the cell phone under him.
Coach Z's got money	Cut to a room wallpapered with one dollar bills. Coach Z walks from the right to the center wearing a top-hat, a monocle, and he is holding a wine glass.
Cha-ching	A "Z" symbol with a "$" for the Z appears"
But not much	Cut to a room with wooden lining similar to the Trailer Home. Normal Coach Z is in the center holding a beer.
Coach Z's got money	Cut to a sidewalk with Coach Z walking down it. The words "Got money" appear at the top left on "got money".
Cha-ching	A "Z" symbol with a "$" for the Z appears"
But not much	The words "NOT MUCH" appear at the top right.
Cha-ching	The words "got money" and "NOT MUCH" morph in to "MUCH money" in the top center of the screen.
I could use a dollar	Cut to a rainbow colored background with three microphones by a floating Coach Z head. The head sings the line.
I could use a couple bucks	The Coach Z head sings this line with his head looking right to left on every word.
I'm so oldschool	Cut to an image of the front of a radio with two of the Coach Z's facing each other jumping from head to foot.
They tore the school down	Cut to a recording booth with the "on air" sign. On "they" he raises his arms. On "tore" he moves his head to the left, and on "the" he moves his head to the right. On "school" he raises his arms to form a U. On "down" his arms are raised to form a V.
One two, one two	Cut to the radio front with the two Coach Z's jumping from hand to foot.
Where my lasers at?	The Coach Z's stop jumping and a large gold statue of Coach Z appears in the center. His head moves around while he sings the line. On the beat that follows, a "Z" symbol fades where his gold "Z" is.
Where my lasers at, y'all?	Cut to the field. Coach Z is in the center. He moves his head from left to right during "Where my". On "lasers" he raises his arms to form a U, and on "at" he raises them to form a V. After that he puts his arms down and the golden Coach Z's head appears in the center saying "y'all".
Where my lasers at?	Cut to an image of a plaid blanket for the background With 7 dancing, blue Coach Z's together forming a V. A blue laser flashes at the bottom left until the line is done.
Where my lasers at?	A gray laser flashes at the bottom right until the end of the line.
Where my lasers at	A blue laser flashes at the bottom left until the end of the line.
y'all?	Cut to the recording booth. Coach Z raises his arms on "y'all"
Where my lasers at?	Cut to a field with a mountainous background and on of the blue Coach Z's seen earlier in normal color.
All the peoples try to tell me where my lasers at	Both the blue and gray lasers flash one at a time until "me".
And your mother tried to show me all the laser crabs	On "me" Coach Z dissapears and 9 crabs with lasers in their claws appear one by one.
And I got a bunch of types, a bunch of laser dabs	Cut to an auction area where Coach Z is auctioning off a ham with a sign saying "For sale" above it. Then multiple laser bursts shoot from the bottom right.
laser gun noises	Cut to a blue background. First the gray laser appears at the bottom left and fires three shots. Then the blue laser appears on the left and fires one shot. Then the ham flashes at the bottom right. Two bursts of yellow laser beams aim for the disappeared ham. One was at the top left and the other from the middle left. After that, the gray laser fires three shots again.Then a laser crab appears at the top left, along with the yellow laser beams from the middle left and the blue bursts from the bottom right. The laser crab then disappears and another one reappears at the bottom right. After it disappears, the blue bursts fire from the top left. The blue laser then fires one shot, and the laser crab appears on the left.
These peoples try to fade me!	Cut to Coach Z walking on the sidewalk with the mountainous background. On "try to fade me" a talk balloon appears saying "they try to fade me!" and a Coach Z ghost moves from the top right to the center, and then from the center to the top left.