The King of Town
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Biography
The King of Town is the de-facto ruler of Free Country, U.S.A. However, nobody wishes to acknowledge this; it's therefore possible that this character is a satire on the obsolescence of monarchy. He lives in a castle, and The Cheat lives in his grill. He is not very cool. Actually, he's not cool at all. One of his main problems is that he is a glutton and will eat anything in front of him (except peas, which he hates), including (but not limited to) an entire flock of sheep, a tub of Strong Bad's cocoa butter, and the candy corn Halloween lights on the side of Marzipan's house. He employ The Poopsmith for reasons he do not care to disclose. He was involved directly in the creation of Decemberween, but was too uncool to play himself in the re-enactment.
Character Video Transcript
{Page Title: Go Go Cookie Dough!!}
{THE KING OF TOWN is visible standing in a field. The corner of his castle is visible on the side of the screen. One of his sheep stands behind him}
THE KING OF TOWN: Hello, my loyal subjects. I am The King of Town. Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl. Now, despite rumors to the contrary, I did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me The King of Town. I earned my title the same way I earned a free combo meal by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache. I live in yon castle {motions to his castle}, and employ a Poopsmith for reasons I do not care to disclose. And furthermore, now I'm going to eat this bowl of corn dog batter. {picks up a bowl of corn dog batter and begin to eat it}.
Fun Facts
- An old character page claimed he was Marzipan's father, but The Brothers Chaps have said they dropped this idea early on.
- At the end of the clip, the sheep in the background continues chewing, even though the camera is set on "PAUSE."
Also known as...
Halloween Costumes
- Cap'n Crunch
- Hagar the Horrible
- Mario
- The Hamburglar
- The Mayor of Halloweentown (from The Nightmare Before Christmas)
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Homestar Runner | Strong Bad | The Cheat | Strong Mad | Strong Sad | Pom Pom | Marzipan | Coach Z | Bubs | The King of Town | The Poopsmith | Homsar |
