User:Thesmokingmonkey
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The Smoking Monkey
For one reason or another, you have come to the user page of the person calling himself The Smoking Monkey. Previously, this page was devoted more to the concept of the Monkey, because the Monkey wasn't fully comfortable "being himself" in a strange, possibly hostile environment. However, as the weeks have passed, the Monkey has relaxed and decided to drop the chimp-front and reveal a small bit about himself and what it is he's doing here.
The Real Monkey
Hello, fellow HRWikiers! My name is Dave. I'm 28, an Army combat veteran of Operation Iraqi Freedom, and I've been a huge H*R fan since stumbling across it surfing the "web" after I got back from Iraq in late 2003. I liked it immediately, but it wasn't until crazy cartoon (when I laughed so hard I nearly killed myself when the lemonade I was drinking almost went into my lungs) that I knew I had fallen in love with the quirky web cartoon. Currently, I'm working as an intel analyst for Homeland Security and do stuff I'm really not supposed to talk about. ;) When not working, I dabble in fiction and non-fiction writing, making music, video gamin', and yes, the occasional beer or two or three. For those that would care, I quit smoking months ago, although I still slip up every now and again.
Monkey the Enforcer
Here at the Wiki, I've become a law-and-order type and like it that way. I'm a member of the Recent Changes Patrol, and focus most of my energy there; now and then I'll make minor contributions here and there, but this Wiki community is so sharp on the ins and outs of the H*R Universe, I just let them do their thing. To date, I've caught three trolls and hope to catch many more; perhaps one day I can live up to the standard set by BazookaJoe! I'm constantly amazed at the dedication and professionalism of the major contributors to this site, especially It's dot com, who has given me some timely and sage advice during my time here.
If I revert your edit and you feel slighted, feel free to bring it to my talk page. I'm not an admin, and don't claim any special authority here at the Wiki - I simply try to enforce established rules and make sure that this Wiki stays the outstanding Homestar Runner resource that it is! - THE SMOKING MONKEY
