User:Lapper
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Subject: Lapper announcement
- A personal toolbox template at User:Lapper/toolbox.
- To use, type {{User:Lapper/toolbox|Yourname}}.
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Welcome to me!
Hey everyone! This is Lapper here, or you can call me Alex. I'm a 15 year old guy living in Missouri, United States. Although I'm not as active here at the wiki as I probably should be, I hope to contribute much more now than ever before. Homestar Runner has been a large intrest of mine for a long time, and I hope to see that it keeps doing as well as this wiki is.
Science, again! I said science, again!
I was turned on to Homestar at the same time the stunt double SBemail came out, late July 2003. It was then that I first saw Homestar at a local Science Center's Internet station, saw Strong Bad do all of his own stunts, and I was hooked immediately. Soon after, I showed my younger sister and we became superfans, patrolling the site to look for new things, and new eggs. We quickly memorized as many quotes as we could possibly stuff our brains with. Homestar at our school was the new Cool Thing to talk about/quote.
No, I'm pretty sure it was dot wiki.
In April of 2005, I discovered the Homestar Wiki through a Google search some forgotten Saturday morning. I was amazed with how the wiki knew what was on the Homestar site before even I did. The first page I went to on the wiki was the Running Gags page. Within a few days, the small band of sysops grew with sysop nomiations. I remember chuckling when The Paper was unsure whether he could nominate himself. But now I realize how valuable all the sysops are to the wiki.
Wait, Lapper has a sub-directory?
I have a few pages within my userspace. My help pages are now visible in Help:Contents.
- User:Lapper/sig - My signature.
- User:Lapper/monobook - My monobook skin pages.
- User:Lapper/monobook.css - My monobook CSS page.
- User:Lapper/monobook.js - My monobook Javascript page.
- User:Lapper/help - My help pages.
- User:Lapper/toolbox - My toolbox template.
What's the best thing you've ever seen; done; eaten?
Well, I don't know about that, but how about these substitutes?
Memories (seen)
- Joining the wiki on April 10, 2005.
- April 2005 Sysop nominations.
- The super-cool new Strong Bad Email design. It was a welcome change from the normal pre box.
- Discovering the Fanstuff wiki.
- Finding the Homestar All Your Base toon.
- Rogue Leader welcoming me to the wiki with a formal welcoming message on 9.13.05. I've been here. . .
- Really getting into the #hrwiki IRC chat channel.
Contributions (done)
- Over 700 edits patrolled.
- Over 500 edits to pages.
- 10 trolls added to WikiTroll.
- 9 help pages created.
- 2 new users welcomed.
- Contributed largly to...
Quotes (eaten)
Homestar Quotes
- Strong Bad: The martinis have gone straight to their heads. The neighbors will probably call the cops.
- Coach Z: Hey, Cardboard Marzi! Uh, you want in on some of this action?
- Cardboard Marzipan: No, you're disgusting.
- Strong Bad: Oh, look, off the portboard stow!
- Blue Laser Minion 1: What's with this guy?
- Blue Laser Minion 2: He sounds crazy. Should we shoot him?
- Blue Laser Minion 1: Abso-total-lutely!
- Strong Bad: Oh, why, hello, The Ugly One, you're looking so makey outy tonight.
- The Ugly One: Why thank you Sir Hotbod Handsomeface. So are you!
User Quotes
- Homestramy20 - "Everything sucks? Not everything, just 99.9% of everything."
- Some HSR themed username - "I like the idea of the lotto better, personally."
- JoeyDay - "Increasing line height to compensate for Tom's freakin' big name."
- Rogue_Leader - "Holy crap! My dog is white and poofy!"
- E.L. Cool - "For crapping out loud..."
I've got to go. . . place. . .
Well, that's me, Lapper. I'm not always on the wiki, but I am most of the time. If you need anything, here's ways to contact me.
- My talk page - Checked automatically by the wiki whenever I browse.
- My chat channel - Checked pretty constantly.
- Email me - Checked once every few days.
- My news blog - Checked once every few days.
- The wiki chat channel - I won't see your message unless you see me on there.
Until I am needed, I'm on a rampage! I've got problems with my feet and my back. . .
