Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2

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Marzipan's Answering Machine #15
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"And tell 'em they'll get 10% off at the concession stand!"

The King of Town threatens to reveal Marzipan's secrets, Homestar chases blondes, Bubs looks for women, Coach Z wants a backup singer, The Cheat leaves a prank call, and Marzipan's questionable surgeon wants to use a photo in an advertisement.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, The King of Town, Homestar Runner, Bubs, Coach Z, The Cheat, Strong Bad, Questionable Surgeon, Lord Quackingstick (Easter egg)

Places: Marzipan's House, The Movie Theater (Easter egg)

Release Date: Monday, February 25, 2008

Running Time:

Page Title: Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 15

Contents

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Marzipan's Greeting

MARZIPAN: Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm currently drowning in the abyss, but please leave me a message anyway. {beep}

Message 1

THE KING OF TOWN: Well, well, well, Miss Marzithang, any idea why Strong Bad's been goin' around calling me a "stankwad", or why the Bubs keeps referring to me as a "wad in the grass"? Hmm? Any idea? Maybe because you told everybody that me middle name is Wad?! That was supposed to be our secret! I thought we had a deal. Well, don't blame me if all of a sudden your questionable voluntary surgery becomes public knowledge! The wad is out!

Message 2

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hello, yes, middle of our conversation? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I just met with him. Oh yeah, he's real famous. Rich. Rich with money. How many? Five? Five's good. {whispering} Psst! Sorry, Marzipan. I had to perpetrate like I was talking, {normal volume} on account of this hot blonde thing walked by. Purple dress, broomstick style. Oh yeah, you're jealous. Yeah, what? No, he's half robot.

Message 3

BUBS: Hey Marzipan, it's the Bubs. Say, uh, do you know any other women 'round here? I mean, you're not exactly my type, and I need somebody to go to the movies with. It's getting desperate! I'll take anything at this point— lady duck, lady pinecone, lady pillow. I gotta go to the movies with somebody! So if you know of any kind of lady item, put in a good word for ol' Bubs. And tell 'em they'll get 10% off at the concession stand! {quickly, as the following words appear onscreen} Discount will not be honored!

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • This answering machine has a new loading screen, showing a corner of Marzipan's table rather than the old spinning Homestar Runner logo.

Remarks

  • The Main Page, toons links and the cartoon itself were added some time before the page was made, so users were met with a "404'd" message for the first few minutes after the update. However, it was viewable by looking at the Flash file.

External Links

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