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==Easter Eggs== | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
*At the end, click on Homestar to see Front-Facing Homestar invade [[Main Page 3]]. | *At the end, click on Homestar to see Front-Facing Homestar invade [[Main Page 3]]. | ||
+ | :''{cursor moves over the Toons button}'' | ||
+ | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Toons! | ||
+ | :''{Front-Facing Homestar's head makes a steamboat noise appearing from the background, then and crashes into the beach as Homestar dives offscreen.}'' | ||
*At the end, click on Strong Bad to see Strong Bad and The Cheat in the Basement of the Brothers Strong. | *At the end, click on Strong Bad to see Strong Bad and The Cheat in the Basement of the Brothers Strong. | ||
+ | :''{The Cheat, still facing backwards, is standing on the couch and crying}'' | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know! I don't know how to turn you back! Uh... what was that spell? Jumble... grumble... humble pie... make this Cheat turn back to his side! | ||
+ | :''{The Cheat jumps and spins, surrounded by a purple swirl}'' | ||
+ | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER (VOICEOVER):''' Buh-ding! | ||
+ | :''{The Cheat faces frontwards}'' | ||
+ | :'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{grins with a happy The Cheat noise}'' | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{screams}'' | ||
*At the end, click on the word "Homestar" to see a scene of Homestar in The Field. | *At the end, click on the word "Homestar" to see a scene of Homestar in The Field. | ||
+ | :''{Two snowmen with crudely-drawn cardboard heads are visible. The left has a "B" engraved in its torso, the right a "W". Homestar peeks from behind each and moves their face to make them "talk" in a gruff voice.}'' | ||
+ | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the left snowman}'' Hey, Wenda. How's the day? | ||
+ | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the right snowman}'' I'm Brambi, remember? We're just borrowing each others' shirts! | ||
+ | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Wenda}'' Oh right. I can hardly tell me apart. | ||
*At the end, click on the dash between "Front" and "Facing" to see Homestar applying some stickers to a piece of paper. | *At the end, click on the dash between "Front" and "Facing" to see Homestar applying some stickers to a piece of paper. | ||
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== |
Revision as of 09:21, 14 February 2024
Toon Category: Shorts |
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Strong Bad and The Cheat are planning to sell snowballs, only to find Homestar trying something new.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Pom Pom, Wenda and Brambi (Easter egg), Anew App (Easter egg), Tofu Homestar (YouTube version), The Cobblestone Kid (YouTube version)
Places: The Field, The Beach (Easter egg), Basement of the Brothers Strong (Easter egg)
Date: Tuesday, February 13, 2024
Running Time: 3:10 (TV Time Toons Menu), 4:06 (YouTube, complete with Easter eggs)
Page Title: Take the Pool By the Horns!
Contents |
Transcript
{Open on Strong Bad and The Cheat walking in silhouette. "The Name Of This Cartoon Would Ruin It" fades in before the camera cuts in closer. The Cheat is carrying a bucket of snowballs.}
STRONG BAD: We're not selling snowballs, The Cheat. We're selling destiny! Our shot at the bigger times!
THE CHEAT: {Dismissive The Cheat noises sounding like "Yeah, yeah, yeah..."}
{Homestar enters the frame, facing the camera.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hey, Strong Bad, how's the day?
STRONG BAD: Ah! Nobin... whaddna... Uh-uh, explain!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What, this? I'm just practicing my front-facing.
STRONG BAD: {confused} Practicing your... front...?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Front-facing, yeah! You get to do it all the time.
{Strong Bad turns to smile at the camera with a "Ding!" sound effect before turning to Homestar again}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: But now it's MY time to shine! Shine like a dime in the buff.
STRONG BAD: {disturbed} Okay... I guess... but why do you sound kinda different?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: 'Cuz I'm Front-Facing Homestar. You wouldn't expect Wenda to sound like Brambi, would you? So why would Front-Facing Homestar sound like Regular Homestar?
STRONG BAD: Who the crap are Wenda and Brambi?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Friends of mine. But, now that I think about it, they actually sound... pretty much the same, so it was a terrible example. But the point stands!
STRONG BAD: The Cheat, can you believe this nonsense?
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: Wait, YOU want to try it?
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises sounding like "Uh-huh!"}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, give it a shot, The Cheat.
THE CHEAT: {Turns left, making a The Cheat noise}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No.
THE CHEAT: {Turns right, making a The Cheat noise, then alternates left and right while Homestar talks}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You missed it. Almost. Slow down.
THE CHEAT:' {Alternates faster with angry The Cheat noises before jumping and facing away}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: He-hey, Backwards-Facing The Cheat!
STRONG BAD: Alright, I'm done with this. Can I talk to Left-Facing Homestar?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Alright, hold on: Zambledom, zumbledom, turtleneck stew!
{Homestar jumps and spins as a purple swirl surrounds him, facing left after he lands}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Buh-ding! Here I am.
STRONG BAD: What the crap was that?!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I have to do a spell!
STRONG BAD: {groans} Listen. You're acting dumb enough that you just might fall for this. I got a business proposition for ya's.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, you wanna talk to Right-Facing Homestar, but he's not around.
STRONG BAD: Dare I speak to... Back-Facing Homestar?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, sure. {singsong} But you know what that means...
{Homestar turns away as music starts. A pair of buttocks bulges through his shirt as he moves.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Every single butt dance! All of them at once! {Poses with the butt visible with the sound of rubber bouncing}
STRONG BAD: {screams} My horror! The eyes! Er, wait, I mean... Back to Front-Facing. FRONT-FACING!
{Homestar faces frontwards again}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hi again.
STRONG BAD: Wanna buy a snowball to the face? Three for a dolla'! And there's a chance that one has five doll {quietly} hairs inside.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, Strong Bad. Left- and maybe Right-Facing Homestar might fall for such pedestrian shenanigans, but not me. I'm facing life head-on! I'm taking the pool by the horns!
STRONG BAD: Are you sure you're smarter than those other-facing Homestars?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, yeah. I've even got a way to goose your money-making scam.
STRONG BAD: {leans in} Oh yeah?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {quietly} Whisper-whesper...
STRONG BAD: {quietly} Say once...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {quietly} Mumble-bumble...
STRONG BAD: {quietly} Tell twice...
{fade to black, fade in to Strong Sad with the snowball bucket (which now has "Not the scam!" written on it) and Pom Pom. Strong Sad is throwing and catching a snowball in one hand.}
STRONG SAD: I'm not selling snowballs, I'm selling destiny!
POM POM: {bubbles}
STRONG SAD: And if you buy enough, {points, dropping the snowball} you too can become an official snowballstiny reseller!
POM POM: {bubbles as a wad of cash emerges from him, hitting Strong Sad in the face}
{camera pans to Strong Bad sitting on a pile of cash with "Snowballstiny industries HQ" written on a cardboard sign in front of it, next to Front-Facing Homestar holding a coffee cup labelled "Hot Jones"}
STRONG BAD: {laughs} I never thought I'd say this, but thanks, Front-Facing Homestar! {holds up a Hot Jones cup of his own} Cheers to ya.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here's beans in your eye. {splashes Hot Jones on his face before sputtering and spitting} Still haven't figured out how to drink with this thing on. I'm getting... pretty thirsty.
{cut to silhouette as the title "Front-Facing Homestar" appears}
Easter Eggs
- At the end, click on Homestar to see Front-Facing Homestar invade Main Page 3.
- {cursor moves over the Toons button}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Toons!
- {Front-Facing Homestar's head makes a steamboat noise appearing from the background, then and crashes into the beach as Homestar dives offscreen.}
- At the end, click on Strong Bad to see Strong Bad and The Cheat in the Basement of the Brothers Strong.
- {The Cheat, still facing backwards, is standing on the couch and crying}
- STRONG BAD: I don't know! I don't know how to turn you back! Uh... what was that spell? Jumble... grumble... humble pie... make this Cheat turn back to his side!
- {The Cheat jumps and spins, surrounded by a purple swirl}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER (VOICEOVER): Buh-ding!
- {The Cheat faces frontwards}
- THE CHEAT: {grins with a happy The Cheat noise}
- STRONG BAD: {screams}
- At the end, click on the word "Homestar" to see a scene of Homestar in The Field.
- {Two snowmen with crudely-drawn cardboard heads are visible. The left has a "B" engraved in its torso, the right a "W". Homestar peeks from behind each and moves their face to make them "talk" in a gruff voice.}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as the left snowman} Hey, Wenda. How's the day?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as the right snowman} I'm Brambi, remember? We're just borrowing each others' shirts!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as Wenda} Oh right. I can hardly tell me apart.
- At the end, click on the dash between "Front" and "Facing" to see Homestar applying some stickers to a piece of paper.
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The toon has three different official names: "The Name of This Cartoon Would Ruin It" on the title card and the YouTube video, "Front-Facing" on the TV Time Toons Menu, and "Front-Facing Homestar" on the end card.
Inside References
- Back-Facing Homestar does the Butt Dance.
- Strong Bad and Homestar drink/attempt to drink Hot Jones.
- In the Easter egg, the "Paunch" sticker was seen in dictionary, while the Anew App sticker comes from Decemberweenvent Calendar.
- Front-Facing Homestar has been seen before, in the toon Marshmallow's Last Stand.
Real-World References
- Strong Bad's mention of "doll-hairs" is a reference to the episode "Time Tunnel" from the 1990s Nickelodeon show The Adventures of Pete & Pete, where Bill Korn bets Teddy Forzman one dollar that he won't go on a mechanical horse kiddie ride. When Teddy rides it and demands his winnings, Bill claims that he actually said "doll-hair".