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Below are the visuals for [[The B-est of B-sides]] music video in [[Record Store Day]].
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Below are the visuals for [[The B-est of B-sides]] music video in [[Record Store Day]]. Lyrics appear at the bottom of the screen, initially in white and then changing to yellow as they are sung.
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A watermark is overlaid throughout, reading:
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<blockquote>Made with BAND TRIBUTE SLIDESHOW<br />LYRICS MAKER PLUS - TRIAL EDITION</blockquote>
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| It's an early demo || A disc case of someone holding a guitar with their face whited out and in the corner, in Comic Sans, "the worst fonts EP"
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| || sloshy logo appears briefly onscreen.
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| It's an early demo || An album cover featuring an image of a woman with her face whited out holding a guitar. The sloshy logo is in the top-right corner, and "the worst fonts EP" is printed in {{wp|Comic Sans}} in the bottom-right
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| But we only make-a early demos || A disc case of someone playing a violin next to another one playing a saxophone, on the bottom-left, in Chicago,  "instruments we don't play", with the first "T" in instruments in red
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| But we only make-a early demos || An album cover with a blurry close-up photo of two musicians playing a cello and a saxophone. The sloshy logo is in the bottom-right corner, and on the bottom-left, in [[fonts#Chicago|Chicago]],  "instruments we don't play", with the first "T" in instruments in red.
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| Depends how big the Stereogum blows. Gum blows, yeah! || A photograph of the members of sloshy, two of which are making strange faces and one of which is smiling with his hands around them. [[File:sloshy photo.png|150px|right|These guys]]
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| Depends how big the Stereogum blows. Gum blows, yeah! || An older photograph of [[Mike Chapman|Mike]], [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]], and [[Matt Chapman]]. Mike and Matt are making faces and Donnie is smiling with his arms on their shoulders. [[File:sloshy photo.png|150px|right|These guys]]
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| This is the B-est of B-Sides || A disc case of a closeup of a slightly ajar mouth, framed on the right, with the text "B-sides" in cursive above the upper lip.
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| This is the B-est of B-Sides || An album cover with an off-center closeup of a man's chin, sloshy logo centered below, with the text "B-sides" handwritten in cursive above the upper lip.
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| Hope you had to wait in a long line || A pink poster reading "TUES MARCH 5 sloshy LIVE! AT PEE CARPET SMELLHAUS. DOORS AT 8, BANDS AT 12:30. FEATURING 10 openers and 4 headliners. ALL AGES" in black text with a black and pink photo of sloshy in the middle. "that are 21 and over" is written in small print next to "ALL AGES".
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| Hope you had to wait in a long line || A poster photocopied in black-and-white onto pink paper reading:
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<blockquote>TUES MARCH 5TH<br/>
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sloshy<sub>LIVE!</sub><br/>
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''{a photo of two musicians onstage}''<br/>
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AT PEE CARPET SMELLHAUS<br/>
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DOORS AT 8, BANDS AT 12:30.<br/>
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FEATURING 10 openers and 4<br/>headliners. ALL AGES <sub>that are 21 and over</sub>
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</blockquote>
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| We never even played this song live. || A photograph of [[Mike Chapman|Mike]], [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] and [[Donnie Chapman]] outside, all smiling. [[File:MikeMattandDon.png|150px|right|The Chapman Chaps]]
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| We never even played this song live. || A more recent photograph of Mike, Matt, and Donnie outside, all smiling. The image first appears pixelated but fades to a regular appearance. [[File:MikeMattandDon.png|150px|right|The Chapman Chaps]]
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| This is the B-est of B-Sides. This track is so elusive. || A disc case of a closeup of a baby's foot, with the words "WHOSE BABY IS THIS?" on the bottom-right and on the opposite side, a sticker saying "UK IMPORT"
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| This is the B-est of B-Sides. This track is so elusive. || An album cover of a closeup of a baby's foot, with the sloshy logo top-left and the words "WHOSE BABY IS THIS?" on the bottom-right. A red "UK IMPORT" sticker is on the right side.
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| A UK exclusive || An ad, featuring a photograph of Sloshy performing live, with the lead member saying "Oh man! I think it's LIVE!". Underneath the photograph, it says "FBi the 3rd @ Watery Pizza 9pm w/ spesh guest OUR BAND HAS LIKE FOURTEEN MEMBERS"
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| A UK exclusive || An ad featuring a black-and-white photograph of sloshy performing live, with the lead member saying "Oh man! i think it's LIVE!" in a speech bubble. The image is framed left and right with sloshy logos (mirrored on the right side). Underneath the photograph, it says:
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<blockquote>FRi the 3rd<br />
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@ Watery Pizza 9pm<br />
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w/ spesh guest OUR BAND HAS LIKE FOURTEEN MEMBERS</blockquote>
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| Japan-only import bootleg of the in-store. || A disc case of the back of a man in a suit walking through a forest. "The 'we need a lawyer' EP" is written in red cursive.
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| Japan-only import bootleg of the in-store. || An album cover with a photo of a man in a suit walking walking through a forest away from camera. The sloshy logo appears on the bottom-right corner,  "the 'we need a lawyer' EP" is printed off the man's left shoulder in red [[fonts#Mistral|Mistral]].
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| Of the in-store. Yeah! || A promo poster with sloshy's logo on a clock drenched in snow, with the Swedish text "Upptrader live ! Jukasjaarvi vid Skaran Heders Balsal - 10:00" which translates to "Performing live! Throng at the Ice Hotel's Honorary Ballroom - 10:00"
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| Of the in-store. Yeah! || A promo poster with sloshy's logo on a clock covered in snow in front of a building, with the Swedish text
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<blockquote>Uppträder live<br />
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i Jukasjaarvi vid<br />
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Skåran Heders
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<br />Balsal - 10:00</blockquote> which translates to "Performing live in {{wp|Jukkasjärvi}} at the [Skåran Heders] <!-- not sure what "Skåran Heders" should translate to --> Ballroom - 10:00"
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| This is the B-est of B-Sides. || A black and white photo of Matt and Mike Chapman and [[Ryan Sterritt]] as well as two others, with Ryan clutching a trophy. Written are "sloshy" and "Coolier Than Thou Records"
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| This is the B-est of B-Sides. || A black-and-white photo of Matt, Mike, [[Ryan Sterritt]], and another man; Ryan is holding a trophy. The sloshy logo is in the top-right corner and "Coolier Than Thou Records" is printed in the bottom-left.
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| I hope you had to wait in a long line. We're never gonna play this song live. || A disc case of an upside-down man in a jacket over which is written "FINAL ASSAULT" in military-style font.
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| I hope you had to wait in a long line. We're never gonna play this song live. || An album cover of an upside-down photo of a man in a track jacket with the sloshy logo on his lapel. "FINAL ASSAULT" is printed in the top-left corner in a military stencil font.
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| This is the B-est of B-Sides. || A disc case of a toilet paper roll in a red-tiled bathroom with a Japanese "DVD" sticker reading "ALL TOMORROW'S EURO-RESTROOMS"
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| This is the B-est of B-Sides. || Image spins in from top-right corner. An album cover (curiously, rectangular rather than square) of a red-tiled bathroom wall and toilet paper roll. The sloshy logo is printed in the top-left corner and "ALL TOMORROW'S EURO-RESTROOMS" is printed in the bottom-right corner. A gold oval sticker Japanese sticker is attached, reading "DVD 8月5日に" which translates to "DVD on August 5th".
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| We even played piano. (we even played piano) || A disc case of a recessed wall cabinet with a turntable inside reading "EARLY DEMOS AND WORSE FROM LIKE, FOREVER AGO" in Arial font at bottom
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| We even played piano. (we even played piano) || Three semitransparent images fly in from the top, left, and right of the screen, meeting in the middle to resolve to an album cover: a green wall with a turntable inside a recessed cabinet. The sloshy logo is printed above and "EARLY DEMOS AND WORSE FROM LIKE, FOREVER AGO" is printed in Arial font at the bottom.
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| This part has piano. (we never play piano) || A photograph of a girl sitting with a clothesline behind her, listening on headphones with her eyes blacked out by a Sloshy logo, with the German text "Live auf der Bösen Dönerbude! Mittwoch 17. November um. 9:30 Uhr" which translates to "Live on the evil doner bude. Wednesday, November 17 at 9:30 clock"
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| This part has piano. (we never play piano) || A photograph of a girl sitting with a clothesline behind her, listening on headphones with her eyes blacked out by a Sloshy logo. Printed above is "Live auf der Bösen Dönerbude!" and in the bottom-right corner "Mittwoch 17. November um 9:30 Uhr", roughly translating to "Live at the evil {{wp|kebab shop}}! Wednesday November 17th at 9:30 a.m."
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| We even played piano. (I am actually playing this piano) Piano. Yeah! (yeah) || A Sloshy ad using a photograph of Matt and Mike Chapman with a man and a woman. Top text "Out Feb 3rd exclusively on cassette", bottom text "because girl bassist, that's why"
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| We even played piano. (I am actually playing this piano) Piano. Yeah! (yeah) || A Sloshy ad using an old, blurry photograph of Matt and Mike Chapman with a man and a woman<!-- Possibly Don or Donnie and Harriet? --> all in formal wear. Top right corner text "OUT FEB 3rd exclusively on CASSETTE", bottom text "because girl bassist, that's why" below sloshy logo.
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| This is the B-est of B-Sides. || A disc case of a cardboard home structure reading "ARCHITECTURE JERK b/w HELVETICA CHUMP" in Helvetica font at bottom.
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| This is the B-est of B-Sides. || Album cover spins in from bottom-right corner. A photo of a building model made from cardboard with the sloshy logo in the top-right and "ARCHITECTURE JERK b/w HELVETICA CHUMP" printed at the bottom.
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| Hope you had to wait in a long line. || Extreme close-up of earlier Chapman brothers photo, panning left to right.
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| Hope you had to wait in a long line. || Extreme close-up of earlier Chapman brothers photo ("Depends how big the Stereogum blows"), panning left to right across their faces.
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| We're never gonna play this song live. || Sloshy logo pulsing back and forth.
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| We're never gonna play this song live. || Sloshy logo pulsing in and out.
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| It's the B-est of B-sides. || Repeat of earlier photo of "B-sides" disc case.
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| It's the B-est of B-sides. || Repeat of earlier photo of "B-sides" cover.
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| Alright, I think we should break up again. || Close up of Ryan Sterritt's face from earlier black-and-white trophy photo.
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| Alright, I think we should break up again. || Cuts to black. Close up of Ryan Sterritt's face from earlier black-and-white trophy photo appears after speaker finishes talking.
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[[Category:Music Video Visuals]][[Category:sloshy]]
[[Category:Music Video Visuals]][[Category:sloshy]]

Revision as of 19:01, 4 October 2021

Below are the visuals for The B-est of B-sides music video in Record Store Day. Lyrics appear at the bottom of the screen, initially in white and then changing to yellow as they are sung.

A watermark is overlaid throughout, reading:

Made with BAND TRIBUTE SLIDESHOW
LYRICS MAKER PLUS - TRIAL EDITION
Lyrics Visuals
sloshy logo appears briefly onscreen.
It's an early demo An album cover featuring an image of a woman with her face whited out holding a guitar. The sloshy logo is in the top-right corner, and "the worst fonts EP" is printed in Comic Sans in the bottom-right
But we only make-a early demos An album cover with a blurry close-up photo of two musicians playing a cello and a saxophone. The sloshy logo is in the bottom-right corner, and on the bottom-left, in Chicago, "instruments we don't play", with the first "T" in instruments in red.
Depends how big the Stereogum blows. Gum blows, yeah! An older photograph of Mike, Donnie, and Matt Chapman. Mike and Matt are making faces and Donnie is smiling with his arms on their shoulders.
These guys
This is the B-est of B-Sides An album cover with an off-center closeup of a man's chin, sloshy logo centered below, with the text "B-sides" handwritten in cursive above the upper lip.
Hope you had to wait in a long line A poster photocopied in black-and-white onto pink paper reading:
TUES MARCH 5TH
sloshyLIVE!
{a photo of two musicians onstage}
AT PEE CARPET SMELLHAUS
DOORS AT 8, BANDS AT 12:30.
FEATURING 10 openers and 4
headliners. ALL AGES that are 21 and over
We never even played this song live. A more recent photograph of Mike, Matt, and Donnie outside, all smiling. The image first appears pixelated but fades to a regular appearance.
The Chapman Chaps
This is the B-est of B-Sides. This track is so elusive. An album cover of a closeup of a baby's foot, with the sloshy logo top-left and the words "WHOSE BABY IS THIS?" on the bottom-right. A red "UK IMPORT" sticker is on the right side.
A UK exclusive An ad featuring a black-and-white photograph of sloshy performing live, with the lead member saying "Oh man! i think it's LIVE!" in a speech bubble. The image is framed left and right with sloshy logos (mirrored on the right side). Underneath the photograph, it says:
FRi the 3rd
@ Watery Pizza 9pm
w/ spesh guest OUR BAND HAS LIKE FOURTEEN MEMBERS
Japan-only import bootleg of the in-store. An album cover with a photo of a man in a suit walking walking through a forest away from camera. The sloshy logo appears on the bottom-right corner, "the 'we need a lawyer' EP" is printed off the man's left shoulder in red Mistral.
Of the in-store. Yeah! A promo poster with sloshy's logo on a clock covered in snow in front of a building, with the Swedish text
Uppträder live
i Jukasjaarvi vid
Skåran Heders
Balsal - 10:00
which translates to "Performing live in Jukkasjärvi at the [Skåran Heders] Ballroom - 10:00"
This is the B-est of B-Sides. A black-and-white photo of Matt, Mike, Ryan Sterritt, and another man; Ryan is holding a trophy. The sloshy logo is in the top-right corner and "Coolier Than Thou Records" is printed in the bottom-left.
I hope you had to wait in a long line. We're never gonna play this song live. An album cover of an upside-down photo of a man in a track jacket with the sloshy logo on his lapel. "FINAL ASSAULT" is printed in the top-left corner in a military stencil font.
This is the B-est of B-Sides. Image spins in from top-right corner. An album cover (curiously, rectangular rather than square) of a red-tiled bathroom wall and toilet paper roll. The sloshy logo is printed in the top-left corner and "ALL TOMORROW'S EURO-RESTROOMS" is printed in the bottom-right corner. A gold oval sticker Japanese sticker is attached, reading "DVD 8月5日に" which translates to "DVD on August 5th".
We even played piano. (we even played piano) Three semitransparent images fly in from the top, left, and right of the screen, meeting in the middle to resolve to an album cover: a green wall with a turntable inside a recessed cabinet. The sloshy logo is printed above and "EARLY DEMOS AND WORSE FROM LIKE, FOREVER AGO" is printed in Arial font at the bottom.
This part has piano. (we never play piano) A photograph of a girl sitting with a clothesline behind her, listening on headphones with her eyes blacked out by a Sloshy logo. Printed above is "Live auf der Bösen Dönerbude!" and in the bottom-right corner "Mittwoch 17. November um 9:30 Uhr", roughly translating to "Live at the evil kebab shop! Wednesday November 17th at 9:30 a.m."
We even played piano. (I am actually playing this piano) Piano. Yeah! (yeah) A Sloshy ad using an old, blurry photograph of Matt and Mike Chapman with a man and a woman all in formal wear. Top right corner text "OUT FEB 3rd exclusively on CASSETTE", bottom text "because girl bassist, that's why" below sloshy logo.
This is the B-est of B-Sides. Album cover spins in from bottom-right corner. A photo of a building model made from cardboard with the sloshy logo in the top-right and "ARCHITECTURE JERK b/w HELVETICA CHUMP" printed at the bottom.
Hope you had to wait in a long line. Extreme close-up of earlier Chapman brothers photo ("Depends how big the Stereogum blows"), panning left to right across their faces.
We're never gonna play this song live. Sloshy logo pulsing in and out.
It's the B-est of B-sides. Repeat of earlier photo of "B-sides" cover.
Alright, I think we should break up again. Cuts to black. Close up of Ryan Sterritt's face from earlier black-and-white trophy photo appears after speaker finishes talking.
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