Teen Girl Squad Issue 1
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Word. | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' Word. | ||
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' A'ight. | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' A'ight. | ||
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''{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser}'' | ''{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser}'' | ||
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Kristen, you look burnt - or DEAD. | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Kristen, you look burnt - or DEAD. | ||
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''{Numerous arrows come flying through the air behind The Ugly One.}'' | ''{Numerous arrows come flying through the air behind The Ugly One.}'' | ||
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''{What's Her Face is kicked by a dinosaur}'' | ''{What's Her Face is kicked by a dinosaur}'' | ||
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''{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face}'' | ''{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face}'' | ||
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== Easter Eggs == | == Easter Eggs == | ||
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Revision as of 02:24, 7 October 2004
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Summary
Teen Girl Squad Episode #1
Page Title: TEE GEE ESS!!
The very first one, which made its premiere in the Strong Bad Email comic. The girls get ready to LOOK SO GOOD, but many a problem do they encounter. At least Cheerleader looks SO GOOD!
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Visor Robot, The Man with the Huge Mouth, Dinosaur, Strong Bad (Easter Egg)
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {cheer!} So and So {fashion sense!} What's Her Face {unpopular!} The Ugly One {hygiene?}
CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!!!
SO AND SO: Word.
THE UGLY ONE: Word.
WHAT'S HERE FACE: Word.
{A helicopter attacks the seagulls}
CHEERLEADER: Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!!
SO AND SO: A'ight.
THE UGLY ONE: A'ight.
WHAT'S HERE FACE: A'ight.
{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser}
CHEERLEADER: Kristen, you look burnt - or DEAD.
WHAT'S HERE FACE: I miss Kristin-a.
{Numerous arrows come flying through the air behind The Ugly One.}
THE UGLY ONE: I have a crush on EVERY BOY!
{The Ugly One is pierced by arrows}
THE MAN WITH THE HUGH MOUTH: ARROWED!
THE UGLY ONE: OW! My skin!
{What's Her Face is kicked by a dinosaur}
WHAT'S HERE FACE: Dag, yo.
{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face}
CHEERLEADER: I look so good!
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!!!!
The End
Easter Eggs
- At the end, if you click on the "WHAT'S HERE FACE" headstone Strongbad will come out and have a little chat with Cheerleader.
- Transcript
- {Strong Bad walks on screen from the right}
- STRONG BAD: Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good. You want to go take a ride with me up to ah, Checkers? Or Rally's? Or em, Sonic Burger? ...whatever you guys got here.
Fun Facts
- Notice that the walk-on Strong Bad in the easter egg covers up the lines of the paper, whereas everything else in the scene doesn't.
- This is the only Teen Girl Squad in which one of the characters is given an actual name. So and So is referred to as Kristin or Kristina, but never again are names used for any of the girls.
