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===[[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]]===
===[[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]]===
<blockquote style="background:#390; color:#FFF; padding:12px; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold"><center>THE FOLLOWING <big>PREVIEW</big> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
<blockquote style="background:#390; color:#FFF; padding:12px; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold"><center>THE FOLLOWING <big>PREVIEW</big> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
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<big>Friends and Family!</big><br>
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<big>EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!</big><br>
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BY THE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI</center></blockquote>
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BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA</center></blockquote>
===[[Commandos in the Classroom]]===
===[[Commandos in the Classroom]]===
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===Email [[rated]]===
===Email [[rated]]===
<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:140%;">FILM</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:140%;">FILM</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
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<span style="font-size:140%;">FRIENDS AND FAMILY</span><br>
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<span style="font-size:140%;">CERTAIN AUDIENCES</span><br>
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BY THE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI</span><br>
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BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST</span><br>
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IT WILL BE RATED
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IT BE RATED
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| style="border:1px #FFF solid;" | <span style="font:bolder 200% serif">L</span>
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| style="border:1px #FFF solid;" | <span style="font:bolder 200% serif">RRR</span>
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| style="border:1px #FFF solid;" width="200pt"| FOR EVERYONE THAT HAS EVER BEEN IN LOVE
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| style="border:1px #FFF solid;" width="200pt"| FOR EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS
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[[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

Revision as of 22:36, 6 May 2014

The Motion Picture Guy knows what's best.

The green rating screen is displayed before films and trailers in Free Country, USA to indicate their age-appropriateness. It parodies the "green band" rating card displayed before most film trailers. Unlike the real green band, it is displayed before films as well as trailers, including films with higher-level ratings. The ones used before films also feature a parody of the Motion Picture Association of America's trademark rating logos.

Contents

Appearances

In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer

THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR

EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA

Commandos in the Classroom

THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
CERTAIN AUDIENCES
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST


IT BE RATED
PG-13 FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND
VERY ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS

Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene

THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!
BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA

Email rated

THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
CERTAIN AUDIENCES
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST


IT BE RATED
RRR FOR EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS
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