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(remove a few of the not-so-generic ones that might be out of place under the current picture)
(meh, i think if they're quotable, they can go here)
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This template adds one random [[Senor Cardgage]] quote to a page or caption.
This template adds one random [[Senor Cardgage]] quote to a page or caption.
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 4  =</includeonly> "Grape... Soda... Banked?" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 4  =</includeonly> "Grape... Soda... Banked?" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 5  =</includeonly> "I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 5  =</includeonly> "I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A." <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 6  =</includeonly> "Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth." <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 6 =</includeonly> "How 'bout I hitcha on the slant?" <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 7 =</includeonly> "Why, hello, Miss Trela." <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 7 =</includeonly> "Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth." <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 8 =</includeonly> "Oh. Hello-quialism." <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 8 =</includeonly> "Why, hello, Miss Trela." <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 9 =</includeonly> "Carrageenan, Monteljohn." <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 9 =</includeonly> "Oh. Hello-quialism." <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 10 =</includeonly> "Many combolations, Elizagerth!" <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 10 =</includeonly> "Carrageenan, Monteljohn." <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "Look at this can of peas, Helvetica." <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "Many combolations, Elizagerth!" <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "Where is Tompkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am!" <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "Look at this can of peas, Helvetica." <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "Oh, excardon me." <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "Now I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica." <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> "Where is Tompkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am!" <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "Oh, excardon me." <noinclude>
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Revision as of 17:26, 10 July 2008

This template adds one random Senor Cardgage quote to a page or caption.

To add a new quote to this page:

  1. Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
  2. Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
  3. Change the total number of quotes in the #rand function at the top.
*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly> <!--new quote here--> <noinclude>
  • "Oh. I should eat a pony."
  • "No probalo!"
  • "Good efening, Bontilda."
  • "Grape... Soda... Banked?"
  • "I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A."
  • "How 'bout I hitcha on the slant?"
  • "Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth."
  • "Why, hello, Miss Trela."
  • "Oh. Hello-quialism."
  • "Carrageenan, Monteljohn."
  • "Many combolations, Elizagerth!"
  • "Look at this can of peas, Helvetica."
  • "Now I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica."
  • "Where is Tompkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am!"
  • "Oh, excardon me."