Non-Sequitur Champion
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| - | Senor Cardgage loses the | + | Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to [[Homsar]] and must form a coherent thought as punishment. |
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}} | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}} | ||
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Toon Category: Uncategorized
Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to Homsar and must form a coherent thought as punishment.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad
Places: The Show
Date: Friday, February 29, 2008
Running Time: 1:10
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. {medium shot of Homestar} Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!
{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Thank you, Presbyterian.
{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} All right, let 'er rip!
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Panctice... Squad... Cutterback.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Oh... Lifty Fernandez.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: One more tryyyy.
{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Grape... Soda... Banked?
{Cut to Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Judges?
{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "Celebrity Judge(s)"}
STRONG SAD: I think we have a winner!
{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM machine. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}
STRONG SAD: Grape soda banked!
{Cut to Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hooray!
SENOR CARDGAGE: Oh.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: There you have it, folks! A coherent thought by Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...
{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Chant words together!
{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:
A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production
Produced by Cherry Greg
Lighting
Lifty Fernandez
Quizmaster
Juan Aikman
Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by
Styles Upon Styles
Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}
Fun Facts
Explanations
- This toon ended a month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise, which followed the mention of "Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?" in fan club.
- Presbyterianism is a family of Christian denominations and a form of Calvinism.
Remarks
- This toon can be found in the Store, but not in the TV Time Toons menu.
- The Flash file for this toon is hosted on videlectrix.com.
Inside References
- This is another mention of grapes.
- Cherry Greg is listed as the producer of this toon.
- Sportsinterviews/Chimendez is listed as the production company.
- Styles Upon Styles is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe.
