Non-Sequitur Champion

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== Transcript ==
== Transcript ==
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. Here to complete a coherent thought, is the loser of the Non-Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. ''{medium shot of Homestar}'' Here to complete a coherent thought, is the loser of the Non-Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!
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''{Senor Cardgage walks on}''
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''{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}''
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank you, Presbyterian.
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank you, Presbyterian.
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''{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}''
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''{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' Alright, let 'er rip!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' Alright, let 'er rip!
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Oh...Lifty Fernandez.
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Oh...Lifty Fernandez.
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''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears Cut to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}''
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''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' One more tryyyy.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One more tryyyy.
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''{Cut to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}''
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''{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}''
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Grape...soda...banked?
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Grape...soda...banked?
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''{Cuts to Homestar Runner}''
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''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Judges?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Judges?
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''{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk. "Celebrity" is crossed out and replaced with "judge"}''
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''{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. "Celebrity" is crossed out and replaced with "judge(s)"}''
'''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner!
'''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner!
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''{Strong sad stands up}''
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''{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM machine. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}''
'''STRONG SAD:''' Grape soda banked!
'''STRONG SAD:''' Grape soda banked!

Revision as of 04:18, 1 March 2008

"Grape...soda...banked?"

Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to Homsar and must form a coherent thought as punishment.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad

Places: The Show

Date: Friday, February 29, 2008

Running Time: 1:10

Contents

Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. {medium shot of Homestar} Here to complete a coherent thought, is the loser of the Non-Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!

{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}

SENOR CARDGAGE: Thank you, Presbyterian.

{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} Alright, let 'er rip!

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Panctice...Squad...Cutterback.

{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Oh...Lifty Fernandez.

{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: One more tryyyy.

{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Grape...soda...banked?

{Cut to Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Judges?

{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. "Celebrity" is crossed out and replaced with "judge(s)"}

STRONG SAD: I think we have a winner!

{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM machine. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}

STRONG SAD: Grape soda banked!

{Cut to Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hooway!

SENOR CARDGAGE: Oh.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There you have it, folks! A coherent thought by Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...

{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Chant words together!

{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:

A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production

Produced by Cherry Greg

Lighting
Lifty Fernandez

Quizmaster
Juan Aikman

Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by
Styles Upon Styles

Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • This toon followed a month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise.

Remarks

Inside References

External Links