Subtitles:sbemail181/en

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<line start="17" end="75" speaker="strongbad">Strong Bad email goes down smooth and clean like gasoline.</line>
<line start="78" end="91" speaker="strongbad">Hey Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="93" end="132" speaker="strongbad">Me and some of my friends are thinking of doing a web
comic together,</line>
<line start="133" end="165" speaker="strongbad">and I was wondering if you had any suggestions
for us.</line>
<line start="166" end="175" speaker="strongbad">Thanks a lot</line>
<line start="178" end="193" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">for not using punctuation.</line>
<line start="196" end="227" speaker="strongbad">Gunkiller, standing right behind you.</line>
<line start="228" end="233" speaker="strongbad">Who are you?</line>
<line start="234" end="259" speaker="strongbad">Gunhaver's evil twin brother?</line>
<line start="262" end="291" speaker="strongbad">Well, I won't be needing your services today;</line>
<line start="292" end="324" speaker="strongbad">all my gunk is plenty ill already.</line>
<line start="292" end="324" speaker="strongbad">all my gunk is plenty ill already.</line>
<line start="325" end="327" speaker="sfx">Click</line>
<line start="332" end="354" speaker="strongbad">Web comics are easy, Gunky.</line>
<line start="355" end="399" speaker="strongbad">They're all about video games, gamernerds, webgeeks,</line>
<line start="400" end="458" speaker="strongbad">dorknerds, gamewads, nerdgames, webwebs, and elves.</line>
<line start="463" end="495" speaker="strongbad">So just pick one of those and start tableting!</line>
<line start="500" end="565" speaker="strongbad">Like the one where the slickly drawn college roommates make nothing but video game inside jokes!</line>
<line start="571" end="612" speaker="strongbad">Uh, did you try to case mod that meatloaf you're makin'?</line>
<line start="613" end="628" speaker="strongsad">No, why?</line>
<line start="631" end="654" speaker="strongbad">'Cause I think it's BRICKED!</line>
<line start="662" end="688" speaker="strongsad">3.2ghz cell processor</line>
<line start="689" end="770">
<strongbad>Light bloom, floating point frame buffers, volumetric effects, high dynamic range rendering...</strongbad>
<strongsad>-with 3 dual-threaded cores, 1.8 TFLOPS, 256mb XDR...</strongsad>
</line>
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