Email Intros

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This article is about the DVD feature. For the up-to-date list of all Strong Bad Email intros, see Strong Bad Email Intros.

Email Intros is a video on strongbad_email.exe. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100^* Strong Bad Emails (the little songs or other things Strong Bad says at the beginning of each email).

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Places: Computer Room, The Stick, The Cheat's Computer Room

Computer: Tandy 400, Pom Pilot, Tangerine Dreams, Compy 386

Running Time: 8:13

DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc One

Transcript

STRONG BAD: Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad. {cut to a different scene} STRONG BAD: I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo... |- STRONG BAD: Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email. |- STRONG BAD: I check the email once, I check the email twice, a-doo doo doo... |- STRONG BAD: Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do. |- STRONG BAD: I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email. |- STRONG BAD: I am going to check my email. |- STRONG BAD: I remember the time when I checked my email. |- STRONG BAD: I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email. |- STRONG BAD: I'm totally checking my email. Total, man. |- STRONG BAD: Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble... |- STRONG BAD: Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. |- STRONG BAD: Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh... |- STRONG BAD: Must...check...email... |- STRONG BAD: Everybody...check your email... |- STRONG BAD: Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email... |- STRONG BAD: Whoa! Electronic mail! |- STRONG BAD: Something has compelled me to check my email. |- STRONG BAD: Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... |- STRONG BAD: Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready, go! |- STRONG BAD: This episode, Strong Bad checks his email. |- STRONG BAD: Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do... |- STRONG BAD: Oh! What's this? An email? For me?! |- STRONG BAD: Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool... |- STRONG BAD: Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience. |- STRONG BAD: Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around. |- STRONG BAD: I got an email. I got an awesome email. |- STRONG BAD: This one had better be good, man. I got a lotta money riding on this one. |- STRONG BAD: All these...emails...I don't understand. |- STRONG BAD: I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please. |- STRONG BAD: Umm... I dunno... I'm gonna check my email. |- STRONG BAD: Riballa diballa check e-mail. |- STRONG BAD: Super great, super great... Check your email! |- STRONG BAD: Time to check the email... Time to check the email... |- STRONG BAD: Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me? |- STRONG BAD: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, a-tap your toes tonight... |- STRONG BAD: Mmmmm... fresh emails... |- STRONG BAD: Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll.. |- STRONG BAD: Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this. |- STRONG BAD: Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo... |- STRONG BAD: Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo! |- STRONG BAD: All the ladies want to know, a-who's checkin' that email? A-was it Strong Bad? |- STRONG BAD: I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check... |- STRONG BAD: It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail. |- STRONG BAD: {clears throat} E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |- STRONG BAD: Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo... |- STRONG BAD: Boy, is it ever Monday. |- STRONG BAD: Oh! Man! Email! Ugh! |- STRONG BAD: Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice. |- STRONG BAD: Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL! |- STRONG BAD: Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast. |- STRONG BAD: In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them. |- STRONG BAD: Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails. |- STRONG BAD: Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail. |- STRONG BAD: So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. |- STRONG BAD: Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! |- STRONG BAD: There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while. |- STRONG BAD: Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email. |- STRONG BAD: Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail.... |- STRONG BAD: Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails. |- STRONG BAD: Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down! |- STRONG BAD: Come on guys! Get your heads in the game. |- STRONG BAD: Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails! |- STRONG BAD: Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls! |- STRONG BAD: This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You. |- STRONG BAD: strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter. |- STRONG BAD: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again? |- STRONG BAD: Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email! |- STRONG BAD: What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt. |- STRONG BAD: I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails. |- STRONG BAD: Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat. |- STRONG BAD: Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times! |- STRONG BAD: Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly. |- STRONG BAD: Email! Email! Email! Email! |- STRONG BAD: I met her in the summertime. Her name was...{in operatic voice} e-mail! |- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin. |- STRONG BAD: My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh. |- STRONG BAD: Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce. |- STRONG BAD: Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick. |- STRONG BAD: Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff. |- STRONG BAD: Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics. |- STRONG BAD: Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail. |- STRONG BAD: Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro! |- STRONG BAD: Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out! |- POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah— |- STRONG BAD: It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo. |- STRONG BAD: Email me don't email me, email me don't email me. |- STRONG BAD: And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail! |- STRONG BAD: Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal? |- STRONG BAD: Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust. |- STRONG BAD: Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet. |- STRONG BAD: Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email! |- STRONG BAD: So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me. |- STRONG BAD: Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye. |- STRONG BAD: Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words. |- STRONG BAD: Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail |- STRONG BAD: ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL!

Fun Facts

Remarks

• The first seven email intros have Strong Bad's head in different places.
• Strong Bad's eyes don't get the gleam after the eighth intro.
• Strong Bad skips the intros for invisibility, current status, and couch patch.

See also

• The transcripts for Strong Bad Email Intros.