Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
From Homestar Runner Wiki
(More & de-troll) |
(More) |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
The girls join the Battle of the Bands. | The girls join the Battle of the Bands. | ||
| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Tompkins]], [[Pom Pom]], Mrs. So-and- | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Tompkins]], [[Pom Pom]], Mrs. So-and-so-erson, [[Strong Bad]] (easter egg) |
'''Page Title:''' Snoopa Groop | '''Page Title:''' Snoopa Groop | ||
| Line 38: | Line 38: | ||
''{we are shown a CD case with Smartly Pretty in a math-like style on it}'' | ''{we are shown a CD case with Smartly Pretty in a math-like style on it}'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{shown vomiting}'' Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No. We're called "Kissy Boots"! | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''{we are now shown a CD case with Kissy Boots on it, and a huge pair of lips with cowboy boots}'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SO AND SO:''' We can practice after school in my step-mom's walk-in closet! | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''{we are shown an image of a man carrying a rock that reads "after school"}'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' After school! | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''{the girls are in So And So's step-mom's closet, as evidenced by a rack of clothes off to the side}'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmom has questionable taste. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' And like a million jogging suits. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson suddenly appears. "She" is The Man with the Huge Mouth in drag.}'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''MRS. SO-AND-SO-ERSON:''' YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Yes Mrs. So-and-so... -erson. | ||
{{stub}} | {{stub}} | ||
Revision as of 11:11, 17 January 2005
The girls join the Battle of the Bands.
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Tompkins, Pom Pom, Mrs. So-and-so-erson, Strong Bad (easter egg)
Page Title: Snoopa Groop
Date: January 17, 2005
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {top 40 hits!} So and So! {hooked on classics!} What's Her Face! {college radio!} The Ugly One! {listens to pine bark!}
{the girls are sitting at their desks in class. What's Her Face's desk has no legs.}
INTERCOM: And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza. Don't forget the battle of the bands this Friday. Thompkins, point your rear end in the direction of the principal's office.
THOMPKINS: {offscreen} Awww, peas!
'CHEERLEADER: Y'hear that girls??
WHAT'S HER FACE: Pizza belongs in a triangle!
SO AND SO: That Thompkins is SUCH a renegade!
CHEERLEADER: {strongly edited to have a derby, sunglasses, a moustache, a tie, and a cigar} No yous guys! The battle of the bands! {back to normal} We can form a band and become...
ALL: WORLDWIDE STARLETS!!
THE UGLY ONE: Worldwide starlets get much boys!
CHEERLEADER: Or so I have read. Obviously, I'll sing and pretend to play guitar.
WHAT'S HER FACE: Can I not get stuck playing bass?
CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: NO WAY!!
SO AND SO: We'll be called "Smartly Pretty".
{we are shown a CD case with Smartly Pretty in a math-like style on it}
CHEERLEADER: {shown vomiting} Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No. We're called "Kissy Boots"!
{we are now shown a CD case with Kissy Boots on it, and a huge pair of lips with cowboy boots}
SO AND SO: We can practice after school in my step-mom's walk-in closet!
{we are shown an image of a man carrying a rock that reads "after school"}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: After school!
{the girls are in So And So's step-mom's closet, as evidenced by a rack of clothes off to the side}
CHEERLEADER: Your stepmom has questionable taste.
WHAT'S HER FACE: And like a million jogging suits.
{Mrs. So-and-so-erson suddenly appears. "She" is The Man with the Huge Mouth in drag.}
MRS. SO-AND-SO-ERSON: YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!
CHEERLEADER: Yes Mrs. So-and-so... -erson.
This article is a stub. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.
