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The longest short orders anywhere!

Homestar is working in a Waffle House-style restaurant.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner

Icon: Waffle

Page title: "Doing it right ways all the time...It's Homestar Runner!"

Button Effects

• Toons - A burger flips on the grill.
• Games - The waffle iron opens. Someone says, "Waffle on one!"
• Characters - The drink machine spills a green drink.
• Downloads - Homestar's hat turns backwards.
• Store - The waffle iron attempts to open, stuck with dough.
• E-mail - He holds up a plate of food. Someone who sownds like a certain verbally-challenged coach says, "Quarter-cheese-plate-scattered-smothered-covered."

Fun Facts

• The entire page is a reference to Waffle House, a chain of restaurants located primarily in the southern United States. The chain is perhaps best known for its unique lingo specifying the preparation of hash browns.
• "Scattered, smothered, and covered" refers to hash browns spread out flat ("scattered") with onions ("smothered") and cheese ("covered").
• The plate pictured is actually a patty melt plate, rather than a quarter cheese plate.
• The logos on the drink dispenser appear to be (in order): Orange soda, Mountain Dew (or Surge), and Coca-Cola.

External links

• go to Main Page 5
• view the Flash file for Main Page 5