The King of Town (original)

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Revision as of 12:01, 13 November 2005

Places: King of Town's Castle

Date: 2000

Text: (This is the King of Town) {King of Town pops up}

(He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely) {Pan of the land}

(But he worries all the time)

KING OF TOWN: {cries} My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!

(And I'm afraid that a dragon has gobbled them up!)

{Scene shows what the King of Town thinks happened}

(So he called Homestar Runner and Pom Pom and asked if they would help.)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {nods} Ooookay!

(So they questioned the Blacksmith...)

{Blacksmith shrugs}

(They questioned the Poopmsith...)

{Poopsmith shrugs}

(And finally they questioned the King's Chef...)

{The Chef nods}

{Homestar and Pom Pom look at each other, surprised.}

(So they gathered everyone together)

{A Blackboard appears and graduate cap and pointer fall into Homestar's head and non-existent hand from above.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {while drawing a sheep and a dragon} I have found that the King's sheep were not eaten by a dragon {crosses off dragon}

KING OF TOWN: Phew!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...but, they were eaten!

KING OF TOWN: Oh, no! What could have done such a thing?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why don't you ask yourself, King? {pokes King's belly with pointer}

KING OF TOWN: ...Oh, yeah. They were delicious! {blushes and burps}

{Everyone laughs as we pan out of the castle onto a sheep grazing in the field.}

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 '''KING OF TOWN:''' Phew!
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ... but, they ''were'' eaten!
+'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...but, they ''were'' eaten!
 '''KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, no!  What could have done such a thing?
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 ''{Everyone laughs as we pan out of the castle onto a sheep grazing in the field.}''
+==External Links==
+* [[HR:kingoftown.html watch the olde version]]
+* [[HR:fooloftown.swf view the Flash file for the olde version]]
 {{KingofTownDVD}}