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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]]'s head, [[Strong Mad]] | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]]'s head, [[Strong Mad]], [[Frank Bennedetto]], [[Sterrance]], [[Vector Strong Bad]], [[Stinkoman]], [[Eh! Steve]], [[Wheelchair]], [[Prime Time]], [[Keyboard Head Strong Bad]], [[The Worm]], [[Sherlock]], [[Cheerleader]], [[So-and-So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]] |
''' Date:''' April 1, 2005 | ''' Date:''' April 1, 2005 | ||
Revision as of 07:22, 1 April 2005
Oh no! HomestarRunner.com is now a subscription site!
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad's head, Strong Mad, Frank Bennedetto, Sterrance, Vector Strong Bad, Stinkoman, Eh! Steve, Wheelchair, Prime Time, Keyboard Head Strong Bad, The Worm, Sherlock, Cheerleader, So-and-So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, The Man with the Huge Mouth
Date: April 1, 2005
Page Title: Finally At Last!!!
Contents |
Transcript
First Page
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Homestar's Seven Seconds
{Cue Homestar standing in a field. A timer counts up in the bottom right corner of the screen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: One... two... three... four... fi-
{The timer reaches seven; a buzzer goes off, and the words "TRIAL PERIOD OVER" pop up on the screen.}
Second Page
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Strong Bad "Trap Door" Sample
{Cue Strong Bad sitting in front of his computer, flanked by the Cheat, who is holding a remote control. Homestar is standing in front of Strong Bad.}
STRONG BAD: All right, the Cheat, let 'er rip!
{The Cheat presses the button on the remote. A square hole opens under Homestar's feet. He falls about two feet and stops.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Woo! That was fun!
STRONG BAD: The Cheat, I thought we were opting for the bottomless pit, not a two foot pit!
{Cut to the living room, where Strong Mad sits on the couch with Homestar standing on top of him.}
STRONG MAD: I have a funny hat!!!
Third Page
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Page Four
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Teen Girl Squad Sample
{Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One are standing around. Cheerleader's shirt reads "sperld rott'n".}
CHEERLEADER: That stupid wheelchair kid asked me to the Friday Night Dance! But I'm going with Steven!
{Enter Eh! Steve, wearing a football uniform with the number nine}
CHEERLEADER: {word balloon fills with hearts} Hey, Steven!
EH! STEVE!: Eh! Steve!
{Cut to Wheelchair}
WHEELCHAIR: I'll teach you to steal my date, Eh! Steve! I'm gonna come outta my shell at the Friday Night Dance and show everybody who's who!
{The Man with the Huge Mouth, with fairy wings, a tutu and a wand, enters and changes the Wheelchair into a good drawing of a wheelchair.}
MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: GOOD DRAWINGED!
WHEELCHAIR: I'm a real boy!
{Cut to the "It's Over!" splash screen.}
STRONG BAD: {narrating} It's over!
Page Five
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Page Six
Thank you for your order. You will recieve your package in 6-8 weeks.
Fun Facts
- After the false message about 6 to 8 weeks delivery, the page always directs you to Main Page 19.
- The disk in the Floppy Disk Container on Strong Bad's table reads "hunt the wumpus."
- The screenshots on the first page show:
- The screenshots on the second page show:
- Strong Bad at the Tandy 400 with Sterrance (from animal) in the foreground.
- Strong Bad destroying a city.
- Strong Bad in front of Bubs' Concession Stand, which has gained Bubs' eyes and mouth.
- The third page has:
- A screenshot from StrongBadZone with the quote "A SPLODE IS A LOT".
- The boxes for the Videlectrix games Planet, Alert! and Spaceshipper.
- The sprite of Stinkoman from Stinkoman 20X6.
- A screenshot from RhinoFeeder.
- A screenshot from the Videlectrix game Rabbit Algebra.
External Links
- View "PAY PLUS!"
- View the Flash file for "PAY PLUS!"
- View the component flash files for:
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