Email Intros
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo... | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I check the email once, I check the email twice, a-doo doo doo... | '''STRONG BAD:''' I check the email once, I check the email twice, a-doo doo doo... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I am going to check my email. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I am going to check my email. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I remember the time when I checked my email. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I remember the time when I checked my email. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm totally checking my email. Total, man. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm totally checking my email. Total, man. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Must...check...email... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Must...check...email... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody...check your email... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody...check your email... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Electronic mail! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Electronic mail! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Something has compelled me to check my email. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Something has compelled me to check my email. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready, go! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready, go! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This episode, Strong Bad checks his email. | '''STRONG BAD:''' This episode, Strong Bad checks his email. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! What's this? An email? For me?! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! What's this? An email? For me?! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I got an email. I got an awesome email. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I got an email. I got an awesome email. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This one had better be good, man. I got a lotta money riding on this one. | '''STRONG BAD:''' This one had better be good, man. I got a lotta money riding on this one. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All these...emails...I don't understand. | '''STRONG BAD:''' All these...emails...I don't understand. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... I dunno... I'm gonna check my email. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... I dunno... I'm gonna check my email. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Riballa diballa check e-mail. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Riballa diballa check e-mail. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Super great, super great... Check your email! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Super great, super great... Check your email! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Time to check the email... Time to check the email... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Time to check the email... Time to check the email... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me? | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, tap your toes and check your email, a-tap your toes tonight... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, tap your toes and check your email, a-tap your toes tonight... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmmm... fresh emails... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmmm... fresh emails... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll.. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll.. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All the ladies want to know, a-who's checkin' that email? A-was it Strong Bad? | '''STRONG BAD:''' All the ladies want to know, a-who's checkin' that email? A-was it Strong Bad? | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check... | '''STRONG BAD:''' I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail. | '''STRONG BAD:''' It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears throat}'' E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears throat}'' E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, is it ever Monday. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, is it ever Monday. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Man! Email! Ugh! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Man! Email! Ugh! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them. | '''STRONG BAD:''' In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. | '''STRONG BAD:''' So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while. | '''STRONG BAD:''' There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail.... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail.... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on guys! Get your heads in the game. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Come on guys! Get your heads in the game. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You. | '''STRONG BAD:''' This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter. | '''STRONG BAD:''' strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! ''{Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds}'' Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again? | '''STRONG BAD:''' OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! ''{Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds}'' Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again? | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt. | '''STRONG BAD:''' What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email! Email! Email! Email! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Email! Email! Email! Email! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I met her in the summertime. Her name was...''{in operatic voice}'' e-mail! | '''STRONG BAD:''' I met her in the summertime. Her name was...''{in operatic voice}'' e-mail! | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh. | '''STRONG BAD:''' My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out! | ||
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'''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah— | '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah— | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo. | '''STRONG BAD:''' It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email me don't email me, email me don't email me. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Email me don't email me, email me don't email me. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail! | '''STRONG BAD:''' And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal? | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me. | '''STRONG BAD:''' So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail | '''STRONG BAD:''' Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL! | '''STRONG BAD:''' ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL! |
Revision as of 06:21, 31 March 2007
- This article is about the DVD feature. For the up-to-date list of all Strong Bad Email intros, see Strong Bad Email Intros.
Email Intros is a video on strongbad_email.exe. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100* Strong Bad Emails (the little songs or other things Strong Bad says at the beginning of each email).
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Places: Computer Room, The Stick, The Cheat's Computer Room
Computer: Tandy 400, Pom Pilot, Tangerine Dreams, Compy 386
Running Time: 8:13
DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc One
Contents |
Transcript
STRONG BAD: Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.
{cut to a different scene}
STRONG BAD: I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...
STRONG BAD: Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
STRONG BAD: I check the email once, I check the email twice, a-doo doo doo...
STRONG BAD: Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
STRONG BAD: I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email.
STRONG BAD: I am going to check my email.
STRONG BAD: I remember the time when I checked my email.
STRONG BAD: I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
STRONG BAD: I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
STRONG BAD: Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...
STRONG BAD: Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
STRONG BAD: Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
STRONG BAD: Must...check...email...
STRONG BAD: Everybody...check your email...
STRONG BAD: Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...
STRONG BAD: Whoa! Electronic mail!
STRONG BAD: Something has compelled me to check my email.
STRONG BAD: Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...
STRONG BAD: Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready, go!
STRONG BAD: This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
STRONG BAD: Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...
STRONG BAD: Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!
STRONG BAD: Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool...
STRONG BAD: Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
STRONG BAD: Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
STRONG BAD: I got an email. I got an awesome email.
STRONG BAD: This one had better be good, man. I got a lotta money riding on this one.
STRONG BAD: All these...emails...I don't understand.
STRONG BAD: I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
STRONG BAD: Umm... I dunno... I'm gonna check my email.
STRONG BAD: Riballa diballa check e-mail.
STRONG BAD: Super great, super great... Check your email!
STRONG BAD: Time to check the email... Time to check the email...
STRONG BAD: Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
STRONG BAD: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, a-tap your toes tonight...
STRONG BAD: Mmmmm... fresh emails...
STRONG BAD: Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll..
STRONG BAD: Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
STRONG BAD: Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...
STRONG BAD: Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
STRONG BAD: All the ladies want to know, a-who's checkin' that email? A-was it Strong Bad?
STRONG BAD: I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...
STRONG BAD: It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail.
STRONG BAD: {clears throat} E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STRONG BAD: Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
STRONG BAD: Boy, is it ever Monday.
STRONG BAD: Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
STRONG BAD: Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.
STRONG BAD: Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
STRONG BAD: Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
STRONG BAD: In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
STRONG BAD: Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails.
STRONG BAD: Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail.
STRONG BAD: So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
STRONG BAD: Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female!
STRONG BAD: There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
STRONG BAD: Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
STRONG BAD: Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....
STRONG BAD: Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.
STRONG BAD: Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
STRONG BAD: Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
STRONG BAD: Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!
STRONG BAD: Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
STRONG BAD: This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
STRONG BAD: strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
STRONG BAD: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?
STRONG BAD: Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
STRONG BAD: What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
STRONG BAD: I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails.
STRONG BAD: Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat.
STRONG BAD: Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
STRONG BAD: Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
STRONG BAD: Email! Email! Email! Email!
STRONG BAD: I met her in the summertime. Her name was...{in operatic voice} e-mail!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin.
STRONG BAD: My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
STRONG BAD: Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
STRONG BAD: Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick.
STRONG BAD: Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
STRONG BAD: Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics.
STRONG BAD: Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail.
STRONG BAD: Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro!
STRONG BAD: Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—
STRONG BAD: It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
STRONG BAD: Email me don't email me, email me don't email me.
STRONG BAD: And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
STRONG BAD: Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
STRONG BAD: Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
STRONG BAD: Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet.
STRONG BAD: Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email!
STRONG BAD: So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me.
STRONG BAD: Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
STRONG BAD: Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
STRONG BAD: Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail
STRONG BAD: ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL!
Fun Facts
Remarks
- The first seven email intros have Strong Bad's head in different places.
- Strong Bad's eyes don't get the gleam after the eighth intro.
- Strong Bad skips the intros for invisibility, current status, and couch patch.
See also
- The transcripts for Strong Bad Email Intros.