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=== other days ===
=== other days ===
''Coming soon''
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On the old wiki, I was responsible for the initial transcript of [[Strong Bad Email|StrongBadEmail]]/[[other days]]. Without further ado, here is that transcript:
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>>Strong Bad: I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.<br>
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Again with the<br>
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[READING:]<br>
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dear strong bad,<br>
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what do you do on all the other days<br>
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of the week?<br>
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sincerely,<br>
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brian holmes CA (says "certified arborist")<br>
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[TYPING; ROBOT VOICE:]<br>
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:>>Strong Bad: I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.<br>
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Good question, Brian. I am going<br>
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:Again with the<br>
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to answer this email like a robot.<br>
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:[READING:]<br>
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Don't you think this is a great idea?<br>
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:dear strong bad,<br>
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[NORMAL VOICE:]<br>
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:what do you do on all the other days<br>
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Yeah, sorry, me neither. OK, other days of the week. Let's see...<br>
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:of the week?<br>
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(calendar appears with heading as "A Month" and weeks starting on Monday)<br>
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:sincerely,<br>
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On Tuesdays, I check my snail mail.<br>
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:brian holmes CA (says "certified arborist")<br>
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(scene with Strong Bad at mailbox that reads "sb_snailmail.exe")<br>
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I got a snail mail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.<br>
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[READING:]<br>
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Dear Mr. Bad,<br>
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This constitutes your final warning.<br>
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Please permit payment of three(3)<br>
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dollars and sixty-two(62) cents or<br>
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you will be turned over to a "cut off<br>
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your toes" -style collections agency.<br>
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Swarthily,<br>
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:[TYPING; ROBOT VOICE:]<br>
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Bubs' Concession Stand<br>
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:Good question, Brian. I am going<br>
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[SPEAKING:]<br>
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:to answer this email like a robot.<br>
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[SARCASTICALLY:] Oh, no, final warning. Is there nothing I can do to dissuade(?) you? Like maybe give you a ride in my [[BMW Lighter|BMW]]? (burns paper) [LAUGHS] Um... where's my house?<br>
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:Don't you think this is a great idea?<br>
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[NORMAL:] Then to better help folks over the hump, on Wednesdays I give free motivational lectures.<br>
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:[NORMAL VOICE:]<br>
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You gots [sic] to look inside yourself. Positate [sic] the negative. When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade.<br>
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:Yeah, sorry, me neither. OK, other days of the week. Let's see...<br>
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>>Coach Z: I'm a new man!<br>
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:(calendar appears with heading as "A Month" and weeks starting on Monday)<br>
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>>Strong Mad: I'M A HOUND!(?)<br>
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:On Tuesdays, I check my snail mail.<br>
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>>Strong Bad: Due to a prior arrest, Thursdays are community service days, so me and the old Cheatasaurus head down to Strong Badia and give the place a firm scrubbin'.<br>
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:(scene with Strong Bad at mailbox that reads "sb_snailmail.exe")<br>
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You know what I always say, The Cheat. Stay smart, vacuum... dirt.<br>
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:I got a snail mail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.<br>
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>>The Cheat: [SPEAKING THE CHEAT]<br>
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:[READING:]<br>
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>>Strong Bad: Don't forget to wash where the sun don't shine.<br>
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:Dear Mr. Bad,<br>
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Then there's [sic] Business Casual Fridays, or as we say around the office, Bis Cas Fri. you know, because we have to abreeve everything. That's the day we all wear the free polo shirts we got from various software companies.<br>
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:This constitutes your final warning.<br>
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>>Homestar Runner: Oh, man. Did you play online gaming last night? No, yeah, no? I did. I got so many frags.<br>
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:Please permit payment of three(3)<br>
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>>Strong Bad: On Saturday I certainly don't wake up at 6AM, put on a Speedo, and go to swim practice. No, no, definitely not Speedo. But I do attend: BATTLE AXE SESSIONS AT THE BATTLE AXE CENTER, with my teacher, [INCOHERENT], The Instructor! And on Sunday, I check my email, for our Eastern European viewers accross the pond.<br>
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:dollars and sixty-two(62) cents or<br>
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I got a Polish email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.<br>
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:you will be turned over to a "cut off<br>
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[READING; TRANSLATOR SPEAKS OVER:]<br>
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:your toes" -style collections agency.<br>
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Dear Strong Bad:<br>
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Please to be untieing that shoelace on<br>
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the back of your head?<br>
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Janus<br>
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:Swarthily,<br>
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Poland<br>
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:Bubs' Concession Stand<br>
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:[SPEAKING:]<br>
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:[SARCASTICALLY:] Oh, no, final warning. Is there nothing I can do to dissuade(?) you? Like maybe give you a ride in my [[BMW Lighter|BMW]]? (burns paper) [LAUGHS] Um... where's my house?<br>
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:[NORMAL:] Then to better help folks over the hump, on Wednesdays I give free motivational lectures.<br>
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:You gots [sic] to look inside yourself. Positate [sic] the negative. When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade.<br>
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:>>Coach Z: I'm a new man!<br>
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:>>Strong Mad: I'M A HOUND!(?)<br>
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:>>Strong Bad: Due to a prior arrest, Thursdays are community service days, so me and the old Cheatasaurus head down to Strong Badia and give the place a firm scrubbin'.<br>
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:You know what I always say, The Cheat. Stay smart, vacuum... dirt.<br>
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:>>The Cheat: [SPEAKING THE CHEAT]<br>
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:>>Strong Bad: Don't forget to wash where the sun don't shine.<br>
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:Then there's [sic] Business Casual Fridays, or as we say around the office, Bis Cas Fri. you know, because we have to abreeve everything. That's the day we all wear the free polo shirts we got from various software companies.<br>
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:>>Homestar Runner: Oh, man. Did you play online gaming last night? No, yeah, no? I did. I got so many frags.<br>
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:>>Strong Bad: On Saturday I certainly don't wake up at 6AM, put on a Speedo, and go to swim practice. No, no, definitely not Speedo. But I do attend: BATTLE AXE SESSIONS AT THE BATTLE AXE CENTER, with my teacher, [INCOHERENT], The Instructor! And on Sunday, I check my email, for our Eastern European viewers accross the pond.<br>
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:I got a Polish email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.<br>
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:[READING; TRANSLATOR SPEAKS OVER:]<br>
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:Dear Strong Bad:<br>
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:Please to be untieing that shoelace on<br>
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:the back of your head?<br>
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a> Untie my shoelace, eh Janus? Your<br>
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:Janus<br>
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mother is the speed limit.<br>
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:Poland<br>
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Your aspirin,<br>
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Strong Bad<br>
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(cut back to Compy 386)<br>
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:a> Untie my shoelace, eh Janus? Your<br>
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a> That's pretty much my week. Now<br>
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:mother is the speed limit.<br>
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time for a refreshing glass of<br>
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:Your aspirin,<br>
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piemonade, or as we say around the<br>
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:Strong Bad<br>
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office, p-nade.<br>
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(The Paper comes down)
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:(cut back to Compy 386)<br>
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:a> That's pretty much my week. Now<br>
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:time for a refreshing glass of<br>
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:piemonade, or as we say around the<br>
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:office, p-nade.<br>
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Transcribed by Winslow Oddfellow II
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:(The Paper comes down)
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The transcript was later modified to match the other transcripts. Parts of my original transcript remain in the current transcript. -->
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:Transcribed by Winslow Oddfellow II
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The transcript was later modified to match the other transcripts. Parts of my original transcript remain in the current transcript.
== My Favo(u?)rite Tasks ==
== My Favo(u?)rite Tasks ==

Revision as of 17:44, 26 January 2005

My current WikiStress level
woddfellow2
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New pages | FAQ | STUFF

I'm woddfellow2. My Web site is at www.winslowslair.tk. It has a blog, forums, and a wiki (it's new, so the articles are stubs). From what I know it runs on entirely open source software (OS GNU/Linux, server Apache, blog WordPress, wiki MediaWiki, forums phpBB).

I first found this site in October 2003, before it was at its current location. I remember when the Transcript and Easter Eggs/Fun Facts were on separate pages from the toons. I remember the CamelCase names (like StrongBadEmail and StrongSadBlog). I remember the subarticles, and when individual Strong Bad Emails were subarticles of the main Strong Bad Email page.

I am also a member of the welcoming committee.

Contents

Major Contributions

other days

Coming soon On the old wiki, I was responsible for the initial transcript of StrongBadEmail/other days. Without further ado, here is that transcript:

>>Strong Bad: I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
Again with the
[READING:]
dear strong bad,
what do you do on all the other days
of the week?
sincerely,
brian holmes CA (says "certified arborist")
[TYPING; ROBOT VOICE:]
Good question, Brian. I am going
to answer this email like a robot.
Don't you think this is a great idea?
[NORMAL VOICE:]
Yeah, sorry, me neither. OK, other days of the week. Let's see...
(calendar appears with heading as "A Month" and weeks starting on Monday)
On Tuesdays, I check my snail mail.
(scene with Strong Bad at mailbox that reads "sb_snailmail.exe")
I got a snail mail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
[READING:]
Dear Mr. Bad,
This constitutes your final warning.
Please permit payment of three(3)
dollars and sixty-two(62) cents or
you will be turned over to a "cut off
your toes" -style collections agency.
Swarthily,
Bubs' Concession Stand
[SPEAKING:]
[SARCASTICALLY:] Oh, no, final warning. Is there nothing I can do to dissuade(?) you? Like maybe give you a ride in my BMW? (burns paper) [LAUGHS] Um... where's my house?
[NORMAL:] Then to better help folks over the hump, on Wednesdays I give free motivational lectures.
You gots [sic] to look inside yourself. Positate [sic] the negative. When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade.
>>Coach Z: I'm a new man!
>>Strong Mad: I'M A HOUND!(?)
>>Strong Bad: Due to a prior arrest, Thursdays are community service days, so me and the old Cheatasaurus head down to Strong Badia and give the place a firm scrubbin'.
You know what I always say, The Cheat. Stay smart, vacuum... dirt.
>>The Cheat: [SPEAKING THE CHEAT]
>>Strong Bad: Don't forget to wash where the sun don't shine.
Then there's [sic] Business Casual Fridays, or as we say around the office, Bis Cas Fri. you know, because we have to abreeve everything. That's the day we all wear the free polo shirts we got from various software companies.
>>Homestar Runner: Oh, man. Did you play online gaming last night? No, yeah, no? I did. I got so many frags.
>>Strong Bad: On Saturday I certainly don't wake up at 6AM, put on a Speedo, and go to swim practice. No, no, definitely not Speedo. But I do attend: BATTLE AXE SESSIONS AT THE BATTLE AXE CENTER, with my teacher, [INCOHERENT], The Instructor! And on Sunday, I check my email, for our Eastern European viewers accross the pond.
I got a Polish email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
[READING; TRANSLATOR SPEAKS OVER:]
Dear Strong Bad:
Please to be untieing that shoelace on
the back of your head?
Janus
Poland
a> Untie my shoelace, eh Janus? Your
mother is the speed limit.
Your aspirin,
Strong Bad
(cut back to Compy 386)
a> That's pretty much my week. Now
time for a refreshing glass of
piemonade, or as we say around the
office, p-nade.
(The Paper comes down)
Transcribed by Winslow Oddfellow II

The transcript was later modified to match the other transcripts. Parts of my original transcript remain in the current transcript.

My Favo(u?)rite Tasks

  • WikiGnoming
    • Correcting spelling/grammar
    • Adding information
  • Adding pictures
  • Reverting trolls (if I ever get the chance to do so)

Pages to Watch

External links

Email

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Note: The images are broken as of 2005-01-19 14:50 UTC

Other Crap

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