User:The Chort

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<blockquote class="tandy email">Words of Wisdom<br>
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"Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad."<br>
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&mdash; [[cartoon]]
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Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awwwww!<br>
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&mdash; [[kids' book]]
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==Introduction==
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Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick [http://www.google.com Google] search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. It was a google search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, <font color=red>'''BAM!'''</font color=red> I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #58, dragon!]] Later that day, I read in the [[FAQ]] that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another Google search and <font color=red>'''KAPOW!'''</font color=red> I was addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki!]] Three months later, I had watched <font color=red>'''EVERY'''</font color=red> toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
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==About Me==
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I'm male and I'm 15 years old (that's just a little less than 16!). I live in England, which makes '''[[sb_email 22|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me. When I'm not playing computer games, I spend most of my time on the Wiki, hanging around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, <font color=red>'''DESTROYING'''</font color=red> the crap ones. I also enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for <font color=red>'''DELETION'''</font color=red>. More recently, I have started to hunt down used or unused personal images and sorting them into their appropriate categories. And not only that, I will frequently update this page with crap <s>to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views</s> to entertain you lovely people.
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==Favourite Quotes==
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|[[Image:sbemail110.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Email]] || [[for kids]] || "'''Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!'''"
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|[[Image:thnikkafied-machine.png|75px]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]] || "''You said you'd bake us a cake!'' You said you'd bake us a cake! ''You said you'd bake us a cake!'' You said you'd bake us a cake..."
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|[[Image:ilsg.PNG|75px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for '''BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!'''"
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|[[Image:blue ones.PNG|50px]] || [[Toons|Big Toon]] || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || "The world is saved! I found the '''blue ooooones!'''"
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|[[Image:sbemail87.PNG|75px]] || [[Powered By The Cheat]] || [[mile]] || "Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
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|[[Image:post-it-notes.jpg|75px]] || [[Puppet Stuff]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] ||"'''Millions, I tell ya! Millions!! I'm gonna save the company millions!! I'm savin' bunches of money...'''"
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|[[Image:dween.png|75px]] || [[Holiday Toons|Holiday Toon(s)]] || [[Decemberween In July]] || "Greta is <s>making cookies.</s> ''feeding the mouse bug spray.'' When will <s>t</s>he<s>y</s> be done<s>?</s> ''for?''"
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|[[Image:underconstruction02.png|75px]] || [[20X6]] || [[Under Construction]] || "Hey, Stickly Man. '''WHAAAAAAT''' are you doing?"
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|[[Image:Weather.PNG|75px]] || [[Main Pages|Main Page]] || [[Main Page 11]] || "Today's forecast is total crap!"
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|[[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|75px]] || [[Strumstar Hammer|Easter Egg]] || [[kids' book]], [[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|"book"]] || "<strike>Knowing that he could not have done it without</strike> The Homestar Runner<strike>'s help,</strike> ''and'' Pom-Pom <strike>shared the trophy.</strike> ''lifted a comode.''"
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[[Image:A mighty warrior.png]] http://www.cornwall.gov.uk/media/image/s/0/bikeriding_1.jpg
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'''''Cornwall is no place for a mighty warrior!'''''

Revision as of 10:33, 2 April 2006

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"Secret identities aren't just for superheroes and Garth Brooks anymore."

Introduction

Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. It was a google search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!

About Me

I'm male and I'm 15 years old (that's just a little less than 16!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. When I'm not playing computer games, I spend most of my time on the Wiki, hanging around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones. I also enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for DELETION. More recently, I have started to hunt down used or unused personal images and sorting them into their appropriate categories. And not only that, I will frequently update this page with crap to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views to entertain you lovely people.

Favourite Quotes

HRWiki:Userboxes
This user misses The Paper. :'-(
This user is British.
This user was recently converted to Mozilla Firefox 'cause it's fab!
RC This user likes to drop by Recent Changes every now and then.
RV This user reverts vandalism and bad edits.
This user enjoys tasering that gnome gnome work.
This user's favourite character is Crack Stuntman. Yes.
THIS USER JUST HATES THAT FWEAKIN' MARSHMALLOW SO MUCH!
This user does NOT miss Original Principal Skinner Bubs.
This user sees the goat as half-dead.
This user thinks The Chort is not a good Username. He's still going to keep it, though.
Get outta here, Nebulon! This user doesn't like your style!
Oh, this user will TELL you what he thinks of Strong Bad!
Hey! Quit bitin' this user's style!
Screenshot Category Name Quote
Strong Bad Email for kids "Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake..."
Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"
Big Toon Bug In Mouth Disease "The world is saved! I found the blue ooooones!"
Powered By The Cheat mile "Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
Puppet Stuff Biz Cas Fri 2 "Millions, I tell ya! Millions!! I'm gonna save the company millions!! I'm savin' bunches of money..."
Holiday Toon(s) Decemberween In July "Greta is making cookies. feeding the mouse bug spray. When will they be done? for?"
20X6 Under Construction "Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
Main Page Main Page 11 "Today's forecast is total crap!"
Easter Egg kids' book, "book" "Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, and Pom-Pom shared the trophy. lifted a comode."

Image:A mighty warrior.png bikeriding_1.jpg

Cornwall is no place for a mighty warrior!

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