Cold One
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| + | '''Cold Ones''' are a popular beverage in [[Free Country, USA]] that are shipped in nondescript brown bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, [[Kerrek]] refuses a Cold One because he is a [[Wikipedia:teetotaller|teetotaller]] in the email "[[for kids]]". Also since the [[Strong Bad]] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/macss.html screen saver] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-er-ature Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. | ||
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| + | It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One. | ||
== [[property of ones| Property of Ones]] == | == [[property of ones| Property of Ones]] == | ||
Revision as of 15:41, 3 December 2004
Cold Ones are a popular beverage in Free Country, USA that are shipped in nondescript brown bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, Kerrek refuses a Cold One because he is a teetotaller in the email "for kids". Also since the Strong Bad screen saver displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-er-ature Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer.
It is revealed in the email "super powers" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.
Property of Ones
Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:
- o is the final value of the Oneness of a One
- n is a value equivalent to the base Oneness of a One
- c is the temperature of the One.
o=(nITUDE∝cITUDE)
Types Of Ones
- Cold Ones - Preferred by Strong Bad
- Cool Ones - A nice alternative on spring nights
- Xtra Cold Ones - A step up from Cold Ones
- Not So Cold - Enjoyed by Coach Z at least 90 degrees
- Room Temp-a-Ture Ones - Foreign brand brewed in Foreign Lands
- Warm Ones - Foreign brand straight from the oven
- Cold None - Not to be wished on anyone
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