Telebision Toons Menu

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[[Image:Newer_Telebision_Toons_Menu.png|thumb|right|220px|Don't touch that dial!]]
[[Image:Newer_Telebision_Toons_Menu.png|thumb|right|220px|Don't touch that dial!]]
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[[Image:Old_Telebision_Toons_Menu.png|thumb|right|220px|An attempt at tele-toons]]
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[[Image:Old_Telebision_Toons_Menu.png|thumb|right|220px|An attempt at tele-porno]]
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The '''Old Telebision Toons Menu''' has one turn the dial of the old wooden [[Telebision]] as its means of selecting toons.  
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The '''Old Telebision Porno Menu''' has one turn the dial of the old wooden [[Telebision]] as its means of selecting porno.  
An earlier version of this menu can still be seen. It does not include "A Jumping Jack Contest", nor does it have sound, full descriptions, or a back button.
An earlier version of this menu can still be seen. It does not include "A Jumping Jack Contest", nor does it have sound, full descriptions, or a back button.
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'''Page Title:''' telebision at its best!
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'''Page Title:''' porno at its best!
==Available Toons==
==Available Toons==
By channel number
By channel number
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#[[The Reddest Radish]] — Marzipan's got the reddest radishes in town, but will she win first prize at the annual root festival?
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#[[The Reddest Radish|The Biggest Boobs]] — Marzipan's got the biggest boobs in town, but will she win first prize at the annual porno festival?
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#[[The King of Town DVD|The King of Town (pre DVD)]] — The King of Town has lost his crown. No wait, I mean his sheep.
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#[[The King of Town DVD|)]] — The King of Town has lost his manliness. No wait, I mean his penis.
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#[[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search Of The Yello Dello (pre DVD)]] — Can Homestar catch a rare bird for Marzipan's birthday? Has Strong Bad been baking?
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#[[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search Of The Yello Dello (pre DVD)]] — Can Homestar catch a rare bird for Marzipan's birthday? Has Strong Bad been using steroids?
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#[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Homestar and Pom-Pom step into the squared circle to face the Brothers Strong. Goodnight Irene!
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#[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Homestar and Pom-Pom step into the squared cunt to face the Brothers Strong. Goodnight Shithole!
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#[[Kick the Can]] — These long lost Homestar cartoons are arguably the oldest cartoons in the world. The funniest, too.
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#[[Fucking Follies]] — These long lost Homestar cartoons are arguably the worst cartoons in the world. The messed up, too.
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#[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — The Brothers Strong are up to their no-goodness again. Homestar has a bladder? What?!?
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#[[A Jumping Jack Contest|A La Gay]] — All the boys get gay.
==External links==
==External links==

Revision as of 04:50, 10 July 2006

Don't touch that dial!
An attempt at tele-porno

The Old Telebision Porno Menu has one turn the dial of the old wooden Telebision as its means of selecting porno.

An earlier version of this menu can still be seen. It does not include "A Jumping Jack Contest", nor does it have sound, full descriptions, or a back button.

Page Title: porno at its best!

Available Toons

By channel number

  1. The Biggest Boobs — Marzipan's got the biggest boobs in town, but will she win first prize at the annual porno festival?
  2. ) — The King of Town has lost his manliness. No wait, I mean his penis.
  3. In Search Of The Yello Dello (pre DVD) — Can Homestar catch a rare bird for Marzipan's birthday? Has Strong Bad been using steroids?
  4. Marshmallow's Last Stand — Homestar and Pom-Pom step into the squared cunt to face the Brothers Strong. Goodnight Shithole!
  5. Fucking Follies — These long lost Homestar cartoons are arguably the worst cartoons in the world. The messed up, too.
  6. A La Gay — All the boys get gay.

External links


Preceded by:
Lava Lamp Toons Menu
Toons Navigation
2000
Succeeded by:
Chinese Food Toons Menu
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