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-	{{sandbox}}<!-- You WILL get blocked from editing if you remove this line! -->	+	=210 Seconds (Rough Estimate)=
		+	''(The entirety of [[160 Seconds]], but with "160" in the intro replaced with "210")''
		+	[[4 branches]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Chinese b-
-	Alternative things that Darth Vader might have said to Luke in "The Empire Strikes Back"	+	[[the chair]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Class!
-	#Luke, I am you second cousin twice removed. (Whose line)	+	[[what i want]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Forgettably precious.
-	#Luke, I'd like you to meet Homestar.	+
-	#Luke, on the dark side you get to wear black, and how about this cape? Girls dig the cape! (Abra Catastophe)	+
-	#Luke, why did I have to kill my wife Padme?	+
-	#Luke, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!	+
-	#Luke, gimme some of your tots.	+
-	#Luke come to the dark side, Darth Sidious has just finished baking a bunch of his famous chocolate cookies!	+
-	I truly hate PBS.	+	[[looking old]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Up to your chin right
-	It sucks.	+
		+	[[strong badathlon]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To the wrong athletes
-	The following is NOT a real email.	+	[[unnatural]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Kill him? '''STRONG SAD:''' We do-
-	<b>Cheat Fondue</b>	+	[[the movies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -tuce. Throw
-	'''Strong Bad Email #131 1/2'''	+	[[your funeral]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Abraham Lincoln
-	Homestar eats The Cheat. Strong Sad does tai chi again.	+	[[from work]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -veges. It helps
-	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]],	+	[[rough copy]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' -tellectual property.
-	[[The Poopsmith]] (Easter egg)	+
-	'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Crawl space]] (Easter egg)	+	[[underlings]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Get Mrs. Hard-
-	'''Computer:''' [[Lappy 486]]	+	[[more armies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Saaay
-	'''Date:''' June 06, 6:00, 2005	+	[[the paper]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Doesn't quite
-	'''Running Time:''' 1:00	+	[[mini-golf]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' In this infernal pl-
-	==Transcript==	+	[[concert]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. They're a
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Email theme song! One-and-a-half! Come here, you might get a laugh!	+	[[hygiene]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' No matter what he does.
-	<blockquote class="lappy email">	+	[[original]]: '''BUBS:''' B'zuh!
-	<div>subject: cweepy fondue</div>	+
-	Yo stwong bad,<br />	+
-	I bwoght back your fondue pot. It had infestations. So I made<br />	+
-	fondue out of that!<br />	+
-	-HSR</blockquote>	+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if The Cheat was in there, I hope he makes Homestar sick.	+	[[bike thief]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Side of this couch
-	'''STRONG SAD:''' The Cheat wasn't in there! The fondue pot's been in our crawl space for years! Don't trap me in there again, okay? (Homestar Runner crawls in dressed as The Cheat)	+	[[pizza joint]]: '''MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME:''' It burns!
-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Wee woo woo! I ate The Cheat! It had a *meh* serious effect on me.	+	[[slumber party]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Can you guys start
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, the moral of today's story is: check your fondue, kids.	+	[[web comics]]: '''TAKE DAGGER:''' Hiya
-	'''HOMESTAR:''' And Strong Sad looks *squeak* really funny doing tai chi.	+	[[business trip]]: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Units? '''STRONG BAD:''' What
-	'''STRONG SAD:''' You saw me?	+	[[yes wrestling]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' The power... of
-	==Easter Eggs==	+	[[diorama]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -lupe Hidalgo
-	If you click on Strong Sad's face, the scene goes to the crawl space with Strong Sad trapped.	+	[[nightlife]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' More...more
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! Not again! (The Poopsmith crawls in)	+	[[environment]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -pliant sticker!
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Oh, is the toilet pumping stuff down here again?	+	[[winter pool]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' You're such a good
		+	[[fan club]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(screams)''
-	===Weird talk of the Thnikkaman===	+	[[pet show]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Potion. A taste
-	*My brother pronounces him as the Thinkaman.	+
-	**He must be really weird.	+
-	***Yes he is. Thanks for noticing that.	+
-	*	+	[[licensed]]: (Strong Bad slides) '''STRONG BAD:''' What's
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-	Those were long staircases of bullets.	+
-	<blockquote class="lappy email"> <div> subject: StrawberryClock</div> Dear Strong Bad,	+	[[buried]]: '''BUBS:''' Is! '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh
-	StrawberryClock is the king of the portal. Everyone loves StrawberryClock. Do you think StrawberryClock is the true king of the portal?	+
-	Sincerly,	+	[[shapeshifter]]: '''COACH Z:''' Coming to your concession
-	Charlie, Long Island, NY </blockquote>	+
		+	[[rated]]: '''BUBS:''' Bake sale!
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		+	[[specially marked]]: ''(The [[Deleted]] buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194th SECOND")''
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		+	[[love poems]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Apples!
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		+	[[hiding]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Coma!
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		+	[[your edge]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Where'd you check?
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		+	[[magic trick]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' But now, not only does
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		+	[[being mean]]: '''HUNGRY SHARK:''' Makes me wanna
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		+	[[email thunder]]: ''(Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)''
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		+	[[hremail3184]]: '''COACH Z:''' Bad! I was gonna
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		+	[[imaginary]]: '''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' -ti! I'd like you to meet
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		+	[[independent]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Solid gold sc-
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		+	[[dictionary]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To Z
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		+	[[videography]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(chuckles)''
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		+	[[sbemail206]]: '''ANNOUNCER:''' For all your consummate
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		+	[[too cool]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Mysteriously with no return
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		+	[[The Next April Fools Thing]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -low lives, and this
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		+	[[parenting]]: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I've got this seven-
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		+	[[robots]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -es? Just make someth-
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		+	{{film|Suudsu}} {{film|Jhonka}} {{film|Stop sign}}

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Current revision as of 20:36, 25 November 2025

[edit] 210 Seconds (Rough Estimate)

(The entirety of 160 Seconds, but with "160" in the intro replaced with "210")

4 branches: HOMESTAR: Chinese b-

the chair: STRONG BAD: Class!

what i want: MARZIPAN: Forgettably precious.

looking old: MARZIPAN: Up to your chin right

strong badathlon: STRONG BAD: To the wrong athletes

unnatural: STRONG BAD: Kill him? STRONG SAD: We do-

the movies: HOMESTAR: -tuce. Throw

your funeral: HOMESTAR: Abraham Lincoln

from work: HOMESTAR: -veges. It helps

rough copy: STRONG SAD: -tellectual property.

underlings: STRONG BAD: Get Mrs. Hard-

more armies: HOMESTAR: Saaay

the paper: STRONG BAD: Doesn't quite

mini-golf: STRONG BAD: In this infernal pl-

concert: STRONG BAD: Nope. They're a

hygiene: STRONG BAD: No matter what he does.

original: BUBS: B'zuh!

bike thief: STRONG BAD: Side of this couch

pizza joint: MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME: It burns!

slumber party: STRONG BAD: Can you guys start

web comics: TAKE DAGGER: Hiya

business trip: THE KING OF TOWN: Units? STRONG BAD: What

yes wrestling: HOMESTAR: The power... of

diorama: STRONG BAD: -lupe Hidalgo

nightlife: HOMESTAR RUNNER: More...more

environment: STRONG BAD: -pliant sticker!

winter pool: HOMESTAR: You're such a good

fan club: STRONG BAD: (screams)

pet show: HOMESTAR: Potion. A taste

licensed: (Strong Bad slides) STRONG BAD: What's

buried: BUBS: Is! STRONG SAD: Uh

shapeshifter: COACH Z: Coming to your concession

rated: BUBS: Bake sale!

specially marked: (The Deleted buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194th SECOND")

love poems: HOMESTAR: Apples!

hiding: STRONG BAD: Coma!

your edge: STRONG BAD: Where'd you check?

magic trick: STRONG BAD: But now, not only does

being mean: HUNGRY SHARK: Makes me wanna

email thunder: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

hremail3184: COACH Z: Bad! I was gonna

imaginary: LIL' STRONG BAD: -ti! I'd like you to meet

independent: STRONG BAD: Solid gold sc-

dictionary: STRONG BAD: To Z

videography: STRONG BAD: (chuckles)

sbemail206: ANNOUNCER: For all your consummate

too cool: STRONG BAD: Mysteriously with no return

The Next April Fools Thing: STRONG BAD: -low lives, and this

parenting: THE KING OF TOWN: I've got this seven-

robots: STRONG BAD: -es? Just make someth-

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Suudsu Jhonka Stop sign