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-	Invalid Command "'''''sb_email.exe'''''"<br/>	+
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-	PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD<br/>	+
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-	Remember Password? (Y/N)<br/>	+
-	INPUT: Y<br/>	+
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-	=How do I do this=	+
-	[[File:hr4.png|These are cool things.]]	+
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-	=Strong Sad's Diet=	+
-	[[File:Pot_pie.PNG|thumb|"All he ever wanted was to eat his grody ethnic food in peace."]]	+
-	[[Strong Sad]] has a '''complicated relationship to food'''. He has a preference for strange foods, including ethnic foods, and has many dietary restrictions. Strong Sad  is also prone to overeating and receives many insults regarding his weight.	+
-	==Appearances==	+	[[4 branches]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Chinese b-
-	*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] &mdash; Strong Sad says he used to eat baking [[chocolate]] when there was no chocolate in the house. He also says he used to [[Eating Non-Food Items|eat colored chalk]], which made him sick for a year.	+
-	*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash; Strong Sad closes his letter to [[Strong Bad]] in [[jail]] saying that he and [[Marzipan]] have a baklava in the oven. Marzipan appears later offering the baklava to everyone.	+
-	*Email [[marzipan]] &mdash; Strong Sad sends an instant message to Strong Bad asking if Strong Bad believed he would fall for "vinegar toast".	+
-	*[[Weclome Back]] &mdash; Strong Sad spends his summer vacation at Gluten Camp, where he learns about the oft-misunderstood plant protein.	+
-	*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] &mdash;	+
-	**Entry "From out of the darkness" &mdash; Strong Sad freaks out and locks himself in the pantry, revealing his secrets to Fruit Roll-Ups and economy-sized cans of Heinz ketchup. Three months passed and Strong Sad gained 45 pounds.	+
-	**Entry "Post-it on my face" &mdash; Upset at Strong Bad's latest prank, Strong Sad fixes himself a cup of tea and tries to avoid Strong Bad for the rest of the day.	+
-	**Entry "Weird Time" &mdash; Strong Sad gets an invitation form Homsar telling him to bring chips, because dips will be provided. He states that the previous time he went to one of Homsar's parties, there was nothing to eat but chips, mustard and gravy.	+
-	**Entry "Dinner for One" &mdash; Strong Sad grills zucchini on a George Foreman grill outdoors next to the trash cans. He writes that he always says "Food should be consumed in the most depressing way possible."	+
-	**Entry "A Curious Email" &mdash; Strong Sad receives an email with an image of a Hopi dream catcher, which he thinks resembles the way he looks when he thinks too hard about dairy.	+
-	**Entry "Working For the Weak-End?" &mdash; Strong Sad posts about his fondness for lukewarm water and provides the recipe.	+
-	*Email [[2 years]] &mdash; As part of Strong Bad's [[Predictions|hypothetical future]] for [[Strong Badia]], Strong Bad imagines that Strong Sad will no longer like food.	+
-	*Email [[caffeine]] &mdash; Strong Bad slips coffee powder into Strong Sad's orange juice for a science experiment. Strong Sad is highly sensitive to caffeine and [[Hyperactive Strong Sad|becomes hyperactive]].	+
-	*Email [[replacement]] &mdash; As part of Strong Bad's tests for an email successor, Strong Sad's first reaction to finding Strong Sad on the couch watching TV is to make him some hummus.	+
-	*Email [[best thing]] &mdash; Strong Bad relates that it was very early on Saturday morning, and yet Strong Sad was already awake and eating [[Suge Brown|brown sugar]] straight from the box.	+
-	*Email [[narrator]] &mdash; Strong Sad eats a Rogan Josh pot pie. Strong Bad calls it grody.	+
-	*Email [[fan club]] &mdash; Strong Bad writes that an entire bag of [[wikipedia:Twizzlers|Twizzlers]] fell out of Strong Sad's mouth. Strong Sad says in turn that he's not allowed to have Twizzlers.	+
-	*[[Somber Vacation]] &mdash; Strong Sad relates that his favorite beach beverage is scalding black [[coffee]] with beach sand on the rim. The bartender calls this a "[[Sucks]] on the Beach".	+
-	*Email [[looking old]] &mdash; Strong Sad appears to be eating a meal consisting of [[peas]] and [[corn]] lined up in a pattern in the center of a plate.	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] &mdash; Strong Sad's plan for an April Fools Day prank is to make everyone cinnamon-apple crisp, but tell them it is a ginger-apple crumble.	+
-	*[[Kid Speedy]] &mdash; Strong Sad is one of the runners featured in the game, where he must collect vegetables in order to gain speed and not place last in each race. Junk food will slow him down.	+
-	*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to lure Strong Sad out of his room with the promise of his favorite food, but Strong Sad doesn't believe in favoring one food over another. He also reminds Strong Bad that he's not allowed to eat peanuts.	+
-	*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Sad claims that [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Bleak House|Bleak House]] is a country rich in tradition, and low in saturated fat. He also replies to claims that he should have gotten more pretend fiber in his diet by saying that pretend fiber gives him real tapeworms.	+
-	*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash;	+
-	**Strong Bad is impressed that Strong Sad keeps the bathroom sink clean enough to eat out of, because he often forces Strong Sad to eat out of it.	+
-	**Marzipan is miffed that Strong Sad is hanging around her house during band practice, believing that Strong Sad is using his cover as an aspiring music journalist to raid her kitchen and eat all her bran [[muffins]].	+
-	*[[Quote of the Week]] ([[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-03-05|5 Mar 2009]]) &mdash; Strong Sad believes that "bulgarless bulgar" is bad for his diet, and asks how much xanthan gum a fella can take.	+
-	*[[Page Load Error]] &mdash; Strong Sad urges the viewer not to touch his Sun Chips, because he packed them special.	+
-	*Email [[hremail3184]] &mdash; Strong Sad expresses desire to eat a Saag Paneer Pop-Tart.	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] &mdash; Strong Sad invites Marzipan over to the Wilted Salad Festival that he is hosting.	+
-	*[[Characters from Yonder Website]] &mdash; Strong Sad finds most of the rest of the cast lying in a stupor after drinking expired [[Smarty Juice]]. Reading the disclaimer that it causes drowsiness, euphoria and soothing children's programming, he decides that it sounds fine and drinks it.	+
-	*[[@StrongBadActual]] &mdash;	+
-	**Tweet Aug 9 2017 &mdash; Strong Sad features in a commercial for the [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch.	+
-	**Tweet Dec 20 2017 &mdash; In a response to a video posted by Arby's, Strong Bad asks if the item featured is a fried chicken tikka masala sandwich, and if it was, then Strong Sad will [[I'll Take Twelve|take 12]].	+
-	**Tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#957793803842342914|Jan 28 2018]]) &mdash; As the baseball mascot "The Human Infield Fly Rule", Strong Sad's routine would include dousing unsuspecting fans' hot dogs with his "enzyme" before inhaling them two at a time.	+
-	**Tweet Aug 23 2018 &mdash; Strong Bad posts a picture of a meringue that he says looks exactly like Strong Sad's head after a bad nutritional yeast reaction.	+
-	==See Also==	+	[[the chair]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Class!
-	*[[Indian Food]]	+
-	*[[The King of Town's Food]]	+	[[what i want]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Forgettably precious.
-	*[[Strong Sad's Pills]]	+
-	<nowiki>[[Category:Strong Sad]][[Category:Food running gags]]</nowiki>	+	[[looking old]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Up to your chin right
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		+	[[strong badathlon]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To the wrong athletes
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		+	[[unnatural]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Kill him? '''STRONG SAD:''' We do-
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		+	[[the movies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -tuce. Throw
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		+	[[your funeral]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Abraham Lincoln
		+
		+	[[from work]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -veges. It helps
		+
		+	[[rough copy]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' -tellectual property.
		+
		+	[[underlings]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Get Mrs. Hard-
		+
		+	[[more armies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Saaay
		+
		+	[[the paper]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Doesn't quite
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		+	[[mini-golf]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' In this infernal pl-
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		+	[[concert]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. They're a
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		+	[[hygiene]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' No matter what he does.
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		+	[[original]]: '''BUBS:''' B'zuh!
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		+	[[bike thief]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Side of this couch
		+
		+	[[pizza joint]]: '''MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME:''' It burns!
		+
		+	[[slumber party]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Can you guys start
		+
		+	[[web comics]]: '''TAKE DAGGER:''' Hiya
		+
		+	[[business trip]]: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Units? '''STRONG BAD:''' What
		+
		+	[[yes wrestling]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' The power... of
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		+	[[diorama]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -lupe Hidalgo
		+
		+	[[nightlife]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' More...more
		+
		+	[[environment]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -pliant sticker!
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		+	[[winter pool]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' You're such a good
		+
		+	[[fan club]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(screams)''
		+
		+	[[pet show]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Potion. A taste
		+
		+	[[licensed]]: (Strong Bad slides) '''STRONG BAD:''' What's
		+
		+	[[buried]]: '''BUBS:''' Is! '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh
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		+	[[shapeshifter]]: '''COACH Z:''' Coming to your concession
		+
		+	[[rated]]: '''BUBS:''' Bake sale!
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		+	[[specially marked]]: ''(The [[Deleted]] buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194th SECOND")''
		+
		+	[[love poems]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Apples!
		+
		+	[[hiding]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Coma!
		+
		+	[[your edge]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Where'd you check?
		+
		+	[[magic trick]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' But now, not only does
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		+	[[being mean]]: '''HUNGRY SHARK:''' Makes me wanna
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		+	[[email thunder]]: ''(Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)''
		+
		+	[[hremail3184]]: '''COACH Z:''' Bad! I was gonna
		+
		+	[[imaginary]]: '''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' -ti! I'd like you to meet
		+
		+	[[independent]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Solid gold sc-
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		+	[[dictionary]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To Z
		+
		+	[[videography]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(chuckles)''
		+
		+	[[sbemail206]]: '''ANNOUNCER:''' For all your consummate
		+
		+	[[too cool]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Mysteriously with no return
		+
		+	[[The Next April Fools Thing]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -low lives, and this
		+
		+	[[parenting]]: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I've got this seven-
		+
		+	[[robots]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -es? Just make someth-
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		+	---
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		+	{{film|Suudsu}} {{film|Jhonka}} {{film|Stop sign}}

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Current revision as of 20:36, 25 November 2025

[edit] 210 Seconds (Rough Estimate)

(The entirety of 160 Seconds, but with "160" in the intro replaced with "210")

4 branches: HOMESTAR: Chinese b-

the chair: STRONG BAD: Class!

what i want: MARZIPAN: Forgettably precious.

looking old: MARZIPAN: Up to your chin right

strong badathlon: STRONG BAD: To the wrong athletes

unnatural: STRONG BAD: Kill him? STRONG SAD: We do-

the movies: HOMESTAR: -tuce. Throw

your funeral: HOMESTAR: Abraham Lincoln

from work: HOMESTAR: -veges. It helps

rough copy: STRONG SAD: -tellectual property.

underlings: STRONG BAD: Get Mrs. Hard-

more armies: HOMESTAR: Saaay

the paper: STRONG BAD: Doesn't quite

mini-golf: STRONG BAD: In this infernal pl-

concert: STRONG BAD: Nope. They're a

hygiene: STRONG BAD: No matter what he does.

original: BUBS: B'zuh!

bike thief: STRONG BAD: Side of this couch

pizza joint: MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME: It burns!

slumber party: STRONG BAD: Can you guys start

web comics: TAKE DAGGER: Hiya

business trip: THE KING OF TOWN: Units? STRONG BAD: What

yes wrestling: HOMESTAR: The power... of

diorama: STRONG BAD: -lupe Hidalgo

nightlife: HOMESTAR RUNNER: More...more

environment: STRONG BAD: -pliant sticker!

winter pool: HOMESTAR: You're such a good

fan club: STRONG BAD: (screams)

pet show: HOMESTAR: Potion. A taste

licensed: (Strong Bad slides) STRONG BAD: What's

buried: BUBS: Is! STRONG SAD: Uh

shapeshifter: COACH Z: Coming to your concession

rated: BUBS: Bake sale!

specially marked: (The Deleted buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194th SECOND")

love poems: HOMESTAR: Apples!

hiding: STRONG BAD: Coma!

your edge: STRONG BAD: Where'd you check?

magic trick: STRONG BAD: But now, not only does

being mean: HUNGRY SHARK: Makes me wanna

email thunder: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

hremail3184: COACH Z: Bad! I was gonna

imaginary: LIL' STRONG BAD: -ti! I'd like you to meet

independent: STRONG BAD: Solid gold sc-

dictionary: STRONG BAD: To Z

videography: STRONG BAD: (chuckles)

sbemail206: ANNOUNCER: For all your consummate

too cool: STRONG BAD: Mysteriously with no return

The Next April Fools Thing: STRONG BAD: -low lives, and this

parenting: THE KING OF TOWN: I've got this seven-

robots: STRONG BAD: -es? Just make someth-

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Suudsu Jhonka Stop sign