Non-Sequitur Champion

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[[Image:Grape Soda Banked.png|thumb|"Grape...soda...banked?"]]
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'''Running Time:''' 1:10
'''Running Time:''' 1:10
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'''Page Title:''' Non-Sequitur Champion
== Transcript ==
== Transcript ==
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''{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}''
''{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}''
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank you, Presbyterian.
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank yo, Presbyterian.
''{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}''
''{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}''
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''{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}''
''{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}''
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Grape... Soda... Banked?
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Uhh... ''{subtitled}'' Grape... Soda... Banked?
''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''
''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner!
'''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner!
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''{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM machine. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}''
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''{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}''
'''STRONG SAD:''' Grape soda banked!
'''STRONG SAD:''' Grape soda banked!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Oh.
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{ashamed}'' Oh.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There you have it, folks! A coherent thought by Senor Cardgage!  Until next time, as always...
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There you have it, folks! A coherent thought from Senor Cardgage!  Until next time, as always...
''{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}''
''{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}''
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== Fun Facts ==
== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
=== Explanations ===
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*This toon ended a [[Store Front Page News 2008#January 29, 2008|month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise]], which followed the mention of "Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?" in [[fan club]].
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*This toon ended a [[Store Front Page News 2008#January 29, 2008|month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise]], which followed the mention of "Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?" in [[fan club]]; shoppers were invited to "vote" for their favorite incoherent character by purchasing a T-shirt of either character. Homsar won the title with 63% of the vote.
*[[Wikipedia:Presbyterianism|Presbyterianism]] is a family of Christian denominations and a form of [[Wikipedia:Calvinism|Calvinism]].
*[[Wikipedia:Presbyterianism|Presbyterianism]] is a family of Christian denominations and a form of [[Wikipedia:Calvinism|Calvinism]].
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===Trivia===
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*The toon was removed from the Store on May 22, 2008, making it a [[secret page]].
=== Remarks ===
=== Remarks ===
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*This toon can be found in the [[Store]], but not in the [[TV Time Toons menu]].
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*Even when this toon was found in the [[Yahoo Store|Store]], it was not included in the [[TV Time Toons menu]].
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*The Flash file for this toon is hosted on [[Videlectrix|videlectrix.com]].
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*The Flash file for this toon was originally hosted on [[Videlectrix|videlectrix.com]].
*Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting.
*Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting.
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*When you see Strong Sad drawing the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the lable and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored.
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*When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored.
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*Senor Cardgage has actually had coherent thoughts before. Some of his dialogue in both [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]] would qualify as coherent.
=== Inside References ===
=== Inside References ===
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*[[Lem Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviews]]/[[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] is listed as the production company.
*[[Lem Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviews]]/[[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] is listed as the production company.
* [[Styles Upon Styles]] is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe.
* [[Styles Upon Styles]] is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe.
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* The ATM that Strong Sad draws strongly resembles the ATM in [[Experimental Film]].
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=== Fast Forward ===
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*"Chant Words Together" would later be used at the end of the [[Punkin Show]].
== External Links ==
== External Links ==
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*[[HRStore:tshirts1.html|Watch "Non-Sequitur Champ"]]
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*[[Videlectrix:storeflash/nonsequitur.swf|View the Flash file for "Non-Sequitur Champ"]]
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*[[forum:13670|forum thread re: "Non-Sequitur Champ"]]
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Current revision as of 05:18, 25 April 2021

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"Grape...soda...banked?"

Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to Homsar and must form a coherent thought as punishment.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad

Places: The Show

Date: Friday, February 29, 2008

Running Time: 1:10

Page Title: Non-Sequitur Champion

Contents

[edit] Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. {medium shot of Homestar} Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!

{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}

SENOR CARDGAGE: Thank yo, Presbyterian.

{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} All right, let 'er rip!

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Panctice... Squad... Cutterback.

{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Oh... Lifty Fernandez.

{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: One more tryyyy.

{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}

SENOR CARDGAGE: Uhh... {subtitled} Grape... Soda... Banked?

{Cut to Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Judges?

{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "Celebrity Judge(s)"}

STRONG SAD: I think we have a winner!

{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}

STRONG SAD: Grape soda banked!

{Cut to Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hooray!

SENOR CARDGAGE: {ashamed} Oh.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There you have it, folks! A coherent thought from Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...

{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Chant words together!

{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:

A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production

Produced by Cherry Greg

Lighting
Lifty Fernandez

Quizmaster
Juan Aikman

Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by
Styles Upon Styles

Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Explanations

[edit] Trivia

  • The toon was removed from the Store on May 22, 2008, making it a secret page.

[edit] Remarks

  • Even when this toon was found in the Store, it was not included in the TV Time Toons menu.
  • The Flash file for this toon was originally hosted on videlectrix.com.
  • Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting.
  • When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored.
  • Senor Cardgage has actually had coherent thoughts before. Some of his dialogue in both Senor Mortgage and Senorial Day would qualify as coherent.

[edit] Inside References

[edit] Fast Forward

  • "Chant Words Together" would later be used at the end of the Punkin Show.

[edit] External Links

Retrieved from "http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Non-Sequitur_Champion"
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