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-	<center>'''The Super Bowl's about to start, so all's I have to say is:'''</center>	+	''(The entirety of [[160 Seconds]], but with "160" in the intro replaced with "210")''
-	'''<br><center><font size=7 color=red>VOTE<br> <br>FOR<br> <br>PEDRO,<br> <br>YO!</font></center><br>'''	+	[[4 branches]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Chinese b-
-	And thankfully, the half-time'll be ANY time now, meaning we can see what [[The Brothers Chaps]] have been up to...	+
-	BTW, who's Pedro? --[[User:Shadow Hog|Shadow Hog]] 17:40, 6 Feb 2005 (MST)	+	[[the chair]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Class!
-	:What?  You don't know who [http://www.napoleondynamitedvd.com Pedro] is?  [[User:Kilroy|<nowiki></nowiki>]]&mdash;[[User:Kilroy|Kilroy]]/<small><sub>[[User talk:Kilroy|talk]]</sub></small>[[<nowiki></nowiki>]] 17:52, 7 Feb 2005 (MST)	+	[[what i want]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Forgettably precious.
-	I do. :) ~Ribo	+	[[looking old]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Up to your chin right
-	The top and the bottom are cut off. Other that that, it's grand!	+	[[strong badathlon]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To the wrong athletes
-	yay! sandbox! anyway, what's the best game on the site? personally, i like awexome cross myself.	+	[[unnatural]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Kill him? '''STRONG SAD:''' We do-
-	wot orful spellin!	+	[[the movies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -tuce. Throw
-	But really. Has anyone else noticed how big Homestar's underbite is on the HRWiki logo to the left? Maybe it's just me, but it always seems to be juuust too big.	+	[[your funeral]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Abraham Lincoln
-	----	+	[[from work]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -veges. It helps
-	I made up a word. It is Squilfabenganinkf. The last syllable people have tro<!-- Whoa, you found a super secret -->uble pronouncing. Don't forget the K. It means thankyou. Squilfabenganinkf for your time.	+
-	Awesome Sauce	+	[[rough copy]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' -tellectual property.
-	No sauce is awesomer that me. KEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYBOARRRD.	+	[[underlings]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Get Mrs. Hard-
-	NOT TONIGHT HE DOESN'T! COME! IN THE NIGHT! TROGDOR!	+	[[more armies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Saaay
		+	[[the paper]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Doesn't quite
-	A succesfull ploy at Austin Powers,	+	[[mini-golf]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' In this infernal pl-
		+	[[concert]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. They're a
-	Allow myself to introduce...myself.	+	[[hygiene]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' No matter what he does.
		+	[[original]]: '''BUBS:''' B'zuh!
-	=='''"HILL-ARIOUS"'''==	+	[[bike thief]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Side of this couch
-	== Headline text ==	+	[[pizza joint]]: '''MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME:''' It burns!
-	[http://www.example.com link title][http://www.example.com link title][http://www.example.com link title]	+
-	fxnfjndsjnfzsknattackmyfacedxnlfndkdklndnxcdsfidflkxlfnxzkzlxfx	+	[[slumber party]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Can you guys start
-	zdfzxkdzjfkzjdx<font color=gold>dbfhzbdbdzkdbfkbdkjjbdksfrdbfkbdkfbd	+
-	dfjfnzjdnfdnkfjdfdsdfddfgxcfxfvpantsareevildfgkxdj</font>	+
-	So many tubes...	+	[[web comics]]: '''TAKE DAGGER:''' Hiya
-	== Paper Mario Party ==	+	[[business trip]]: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Units? '''STRONG BAD:''' What
-	Paper Mario Party	+	[[yes wrestling]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' The power... of
-	By mathgrant	+	[[diorama]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -lupe Hidalgo
-	Starring:	+	[[nightlife]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' More...more
-	Paper Mario: Mario, transformed into a piece of paper.	+	[[environment]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -pliant sticker!
-	Paper Luigi: Luigi, transformed into a piece of paper.	+	[[winter pool]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' You're such a good
-	Paper Peach: Peach, transformed into a piece of paper.	+	[[fan club]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(screams)''
-	Paper Wario: Do I need to explain this one to you?	+	[[pet show]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Potion. A taste
-	Paper Toad: Notice a pattern here?	+	[[licensed]]: (Strong Bad slides) '''STRONG BAD:''' What's
-	Now, on with the story!	+	[[buried]]: '''BUBS:''' Is! '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh
-	Paper Toad: Let's play Mario Party!	+	[[shapeshifter]]: '''COACH Z:''' Coming to your concession
-	Paper Luigi: All right!	+	[[rated]]: '''BUBS:''' Bake sale!
-	Paper Peach: Yeah! Peachie's got it!	+	[[specially marked]]: ''(The [[Deleted]] buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194th SECOND")''
-	Paper Mario: All right! (jumps up in the air)	+	[[love poems]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Apples!
-	Paper Wario: Hey Mario, how did you learn to flutter down like a piece of paper like that?	+	[[hiding]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Coma!
-	Paper Peach: Yeah, where'd you learn that?	+	[[your edge]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Where'd you check?
-	Paper Toad: Maybe he is a piece of paper...	+	[[magic trick]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' But now, not only does
-	Paper Mario: What?! I'm a piece of paper?	+	[[being mean]]: '''HUNGRY SHARK:''' Makes me wanna
-	Paper Wario: Hey, I'm a piece of paper too! Waaah!	+	[[email thunder]]: ''(Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)''
-	Paper Luigi: Everyone's a piece of paper!	+	[[hremail3184]]: '''COACH Z:''' Bad! I was gonna
-	Paper Toad: Oh well, let's play!	+	[[imaginary]]: '''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' -ti! I'd like you to meet
-	Paper Mario: I don't wanna. What if I get Pedal Power? It won't make sense to defeat a paper ghost by pedaling a light on.	+	[[independent]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Solid gold sc-
-	Paper Toad: All right, we'll play Mario Party 2 instead!	+	[[dictionary]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To Z
-	Paper Everyone Else: YEAH!	+	[[videography]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(chuckles)''
-	Meanwhile, in Paper Bowser Land...	+	[[sbemail206]]: '''ANNOUNCER:''' For all your consummate
-	Paper Bowser: Koopalings, I have a problem. Whenever I jump, I don't shake the ground as much, and I fall much slower. What's wrong?	+	[[too cool]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Mysteriously with no return
-	Paper Lemmy: Well, King Dad, all I know is that you look very thin, like a piece of paper.	+	[[The Next April Fools Thing]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -low lives, and this
-	Paper Roy: Yeah, like a piece of paper!	+	[[parenting]]: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I've got this seven-
-	Sonic the Hedgehog: Wow, I suddenly show up for no apparent reason!	+	[[robots]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -es? Just make someth-
-	Paper Ludwig: According to my calculations, you are a piece of paper.	+	---
-	Paper Bowser: You think so? How can I be sure?	+	{{film|Suudsu}} {{film|Jhonka}} {{film|Stop sign}}
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-	Paper Larry: Well, you could try cutting your claws off with my scissors.	+
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-	Paper Bowser: Ok, I will. (gets the scissors and cuts his claws off) AAAAAH! I am a piece of paper! Quick, get the Super Glue!	+
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-	Paper Ludwig: Ok, if I can find it.	+
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-	Twenty minutes later:	+
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-	Paper Iggy: Hurry up! Mario and the gang are coming!	+
-		+
-	Paper Ludwig: Ah, here's the Super Glue. Catch, King Dad!	+
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-	Paper Bowser: I got it! Now I'm gluing my claws back on!	+
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-	Paper Mario and his gang arrives.	+
-		+
-	Paper Bowser: So, you came to defeat me, eh?	+
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-	Paper Toad: No, we came to play Mario Party 2 on Bowser Land!	+
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-	Paper Bowser: Oh, you did? Well, first I'll need to kidnap you, Toad, so...	+
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-	Paper Toad: AAAAAH!!!	+
-		+
-	Paper Bowser: Now go to the start area, where Baby Bowser is waiting!	+
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-	At the start area...	+
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-	Paper Wario: Quit pressing A, I need to know what Baby Bowser is saying!	+
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-	Paper Peach: I don't care, I just wanna play!	+
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-	Paper Wario: Please?!	+
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-	Paper Peach: NO!	+
-		+
-	Paper Wario: WAAAAAAAAAH!!!	+
-		+
-	Paper Baby Bowser: Now we need to hit dice blocks to see who goes first!	+
-		+
-	They hit their Dice Blocks, and slips of paper fall out.	+
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-	Paper Baby Bowser: What does yours say, Mario?	+
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-	Paper Mario: It says, "07 10 29 40 44 49".	+
-		+
-	Paper Baby Bowser: Huh?	+
-		+
-	Paper Mario: And on the other side, "Have you had your reality check today? Don't worry, it's in the mail.".	+
-		+
-	Paper Luigi: Uh, these slips look like they came out of fortune cookies...	+
-		+
-	Paper Baby Bowser: Well, if you refuse to reveal your numbers, then I'll determine turn order myself! Peach first, Mario second, Wario third, and Luigi last. Now on to the game...	+
-		+
-	Twenty boring turns later...	+
-		+
-	Paper Peach: WHAT?! It's been twenty turns and it still wants me to hit the dice block? How unfair!	+
-		+
-	Paper Wario: Don't you remember? The game was set to Full Play, 50 turns. We still have 30 turns left.	+
-		+
-	Paper Peach: Oh, right. Thanks.	+
-		+
-	30 more boring turns later...	+
-		+
-	Paper Toad: Now that the game's over, we shall see how many Stars you all have. Peach has 7, Mario has 5, Wario has 1, and Luigi has 6.	+
-		+
-	Luigi: But didn't I have 8 Stars just a second ago?	+
-		+
-	Paper Toad: But you spent two Stars to transform from paper form back to human form, remember?	+
-		+
-	Luigi: Oh.	+
-		+
-	Paper Waluigi:  Waaagh!  Why am I not in this story?  Everyone knows I'm the best Mario Character!!	+
-		+
-	Paper Toad: Now to announce the Bonus Stars! The Mini-Game Star goes to whoever won the most Coins in Mini-Games.	+
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-	Paper Wario: We know that! You don't have to explain all the time!	+
-		+
-	Paper Peach: I thought we didn't have the Bonus Setting on!	+
-		+
-	Paper Toad: Now, you're not expecting me to fall for that again, are you? The Mini-Game Star award goes to...	+
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-	Paper Mario: Hey! Aren't you supposed to announce how many Coins we have next?	+
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-	Paper Toad: That's right! But everyone has zero coins, so we can now announce the Bonus Stars! Mario gets the Mini-Game Star!	+
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-	Paper Mario: Mama mia!	+
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-	Paper Toad: Now the Coin Star award! It goes to... Luigi!	+
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-	Luigi: Yahoo!	+
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-	Paper Toad: Finally, the Happening Star goes to... Mario!	+
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-	Mario: MAMA MIA!	+
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-	Paper Toad: Hey, Mario, you just transformed back to human form too?	+
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-	Mario: Yes, I did!	+
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-	Paper Toad: Well, since the game's over, we won't charge you two Stars for it.	+
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-	Mario: THANK YOU!	+
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-	Paper Toad: Since we have a tie, we will use the Dice Blocks, which fortunately have transformed back also. Peach got a 4-	+
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-	Paper Peach: I'm still made out of paper!	+
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-	Paper Toad: Sorry. Paper Peach got a 4, Paper Mario-	+
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-	Mario: But I'm not made of paper anymore!	+
-		+
-	Paper Toad: Oops. Paper Peach got a 4, Mario got an 8, and Luigi-	+
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-	Paper Luigi: Hey, I just turned back into paper! I want a refund!	+
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-	Paper Toad: Sorry, no refunds. Paper Peach got a 4, Mario got an 8, and Paper Luigi got a 10! Paper Luigi wins!	+
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-	The End	+
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-	Oh, this is the best Sandbox ever! Thank you, 16!	+
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-	''This article is a super stub.  Actually, it's still only a stub, but putting the word super in front of something instantly makes it 10,000 times cooler.  Anywho, you can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&action=edit expanding it], but this is just the sandbox.  Who flippin' cares?''	+
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-	<table align="right" id=toc style="width: 160px; margin:5px;">	+
-	<tr align="center"><td>'''<br><center><font size=7 color=red>VOTE<br> <br>FOR<br> <br>PEDRO</font></center><br>'''</td></tr></table>	+

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Current revision as of 20:36, 25 November 2025

[edit] 210 Seconds (Rough Estimate)

(The entirety of 160 Seconds, but with "160" in the intro replaced with "210")

4 branches: HOMESTAR: Chinese b-

the chair: STRONG BAD: Class!

what i want: MARZIPAN: Forgettably precious.

looking old: MARZIPAN: Up to your chin right

strong badathlon: STRONG BAD: To the wrong athletes

unnatural: STRONG BAD: Kill him? STRONG SAD: We do-

the movies: HOMESTAR: -tuce. Throw

your funeral: HOMESTAR: Abraham Lincoln

from work: HOMESTAR: -veges. It helps

rough copy: STRONG SAD: -tellectual property.

underlings: STRONG BAD: Get Mrs. Hard-

more armies: HOMESTAR: Saaay

the paper: STRONG BAD: Doesn't quite

mini-golf: STRONG BAD: In this infernal pl-

concert: STRONG BAD: Nope. They're a

hygiene: STRONG BAD: No matter what he does.

original: BUBS: B'zuh!

bike thief: STRONG BAD: Side of this couch

pizza joint: MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME: It burns!

slumber party: STRONG BAD: Can you guys start

web comics: TAKE DAGGER: Hiya

business trip: THE KING OF TOWN: Units? STRONG BAD: What

yes wrestling: HOMESTAR: The power... of

diorama: STRONG BAD: -lupe Hidalgo

nightlife: HOMESTAR RUNNER: More...more

environment: STRONG BAD: -pliant sticker!

winter pool: HOMESTAR: You're such a good

fan club: STRONG BAD: (screams)

pet show: HOMESTAR: Potion. A taste

licensed: (Strong Bad slides) STRONG BAD: What's

buried: BUBS: Is! STRONG SAD: Uh

shapeshifter: COACH Z: Coming to your concession

rated: BUBS: Bake sale!

specially marked: (The Deleted buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194th SECOND")

love poems: HOMESTAR: Apples!

hiding: STRONG BAD: Coma!

your edge: STRONG BAD: Where'd you check?

magic trick: STRONG BAD: But now, not only does

being mean: HUNGRY SHARK: Makes me wanna

email thunder: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

hremail3184: COACH Z: Bad! I was gonna

imaginary: LIL' STRONG BAD: -ti! I'd like you to meet

independent: STRONG BAD: Solid gold sc-

dictionary: STRONG BAD: To Z

videography: STRONG BAD: (chuckles)

sbemail206: ANNOUNCER: For all your consummate

too cool: STRONG BAD: Mysteriously with no return

The Next April Fools Thing: STRONG BAD: -low lives, and this

parenting: THE KING OF TOWN: I've got this seven-

robots: STRONG BAD: -es? Just make someth-

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Suudsu Jhonka Stop sign