User:Broncotroll

I suck less than this game.

Oh, Hello!

Here's my userpage. It's not much, but it's home.

This user is female.

ADULT? This user is 18 years old.

This user is squirrel left-handed.

This user is an Murican.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user's favorite character is Homestar Runner.

This user thinks Strong Bad is super great.

This user thinks Strong Sad is adorable.

This user also loves Homsar.

This user is so glad The Cheat is not dead.

The first toon this user ever saw was The Cheat Theme Song.

This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best.

This user's favorite email is Virus

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

This user thinks Marzipan's Answering Machine is underrated.

This user loves Powered by The Cheat Toons.

This user loves playing videro games.

This user is a cat person.

This user thinks space exploration is awesome.

This user wants to help you get a leg up on the pile.

This user is a-smawt.

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If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

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Info

When I first heard about homestarrunner it was the mid-to-late Compy Era. I didn't encounter the site again until 06, when the most recent email was four branches. That's a great one. I found the wiki in '11, and have been sporadically on and off it ever since. I like physics, calculus, Dungeons and Dragons, better videogames, and Homestar Runner. My favorite animals include Cats and cuttlefish...es.

Best Thing I've Ever Seen, Done, Eaten

• Seen: The Perseid meteor shower
  • Honorable mention: Every Omni theater show ever
• Done: One time I slogged through the snow barefoot for a mile carrying my cat because I thought the house was on fire.
  • Apparently my mom put out the fire, but it was a hilarious story
• Eaten: Two dozen heavenly Duxbury oysters.
  • I love oysters

Bottom 10

• 10—That tired old sci-fi trope of robots learning the meaning of love.
• 9—Leaving a restaurant hungry
• 8—Misanthropes. Because humanity is amazing.
• 7—People who think they're brilliant because they espouse thoroughly discredited political theories.
• 6—Not... pigeons. (No, really. I like pigeons. They're cute and they make funny noises.)
• 5—4th edition Dungeons and Dragons. For the peoples who want to take the "R" out of "RPG".
• 4—Videogames where you have to be an asshole to get some cool item or achievement. (I'm talking to you, Bethesda)
• 3—Non-Japanese people who are obsessed with Japanese culture (by that I mean the weird stuff, not the food or language) and have graduated from the eighth grade. They're always weirdos.
• 2—When people talk slowly. It makes me want to gnaw my own leg off.
• 1—Being so tired that I can't sleep.

Stuff

Ideas on articles to creat (for my own memory)

• Gifs (containing mentions of gifs and gifs on the site)
• peow
• Rejected computer commands
• Homestar Runner's Fiscal Problems (or something of the sort, about his spending habits and paying twice and whatevers, with a section directing to worst buck I ever spent, i'll take 12)
• something with similes
• real imaginations? (invisibility, from work, fan club, shapeshifter)
• dungeons and dragons?

Contributions

I contribute sporadically. When I'm active, you'll know it. Most of my edits are fairly large, but I do some gnome work from time to time. Here's some stuff in a list.

Pages I made

• Acne
• Dooj
• Silhouettes
• Self-Narrated Actions (named by Defender)
• Strong Sad's Calligraphy
• Confetti
• probably something with guitars, lasers, and hot girls

Pages I sort of made

• Whitey (I mentioned it should be made, Ricktommy made it. I also edited the black out of the round corners of the image in a highly convoluted way)

More Words

• I created the template articles with missing information. Despite its majesty, my media-wiki skills (or CSS or HTML or whatever the crap this is) are quite sub-par. This template caught on way better than I expected though, which is awesome.

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