User:Mesmerickiwi

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My name's Jonathan Albertus Magnus Orion Nardolilli.  I am an ordained minister, cartographer, frequent blood donor, college student, on top of a plethora of other hats I have worn lifetime.  I am a tinkerer, and firmly believe that life is good, fast, cheap: pick two.
 
I do not enjoy spending time with me.  Others do.  This perplexes me.
I do not enjoy spending time with me.  Others do.  This perplexes me.
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I offer the following services relatively free of charge: ordained minister, blood donor, cartographer, data collection and compilation, improv comedy, graphic design, and general repair work.  In addition, I am proficent in clandestine procurement activities.  If you're planning a heist, drop a line.
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My spelling is terrible, I'm an engineer.  If it's good enough, I don't mess with it.

Current revision as of 23:50, 14 August 2008

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This user lives in Washington, D.C..
This user lives in Pennsylvania.
This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best.
This user's favorite character is Homsar.
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Этот пользователь нашел яйцо.
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This user loves Teen Girl Squad.
This user loves Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.
LP This user wears long pants.
Homsar's words of wisdom: "This dinner party is top dollar!"
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This user is a member of The Municipality.
This user doesn't like his/her style bitten.
If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.
This user has caught a Europa-pean Lobster with a water rocket.
This user likes cloth.
This user is less than B.
This user supports Pistols for Pandas.
There was this one time where this user had to hug a tree...
This user doesn't like Nebulon's style.
This user is imagining why on Earth he/she can't get ye flask!
This user owns a Scalding Lake T-shirt.

I do not enjoy spending time with me. Others do. This perplexes me.

I offer the following services relatively free of charge: ordained minister, blood donor, cartographer, data collection and compilation, improv comedy, graphic design, and general repair work. In addition, I am proficent in clandestine procurement activities. If you're planning a heist, drop a line.

My spelling is terrible, I'm an engineer. If it's good enough, I don't mess with it.

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