Teen Girl Squad Issue 1
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Kristen, you look burnt - or DEAD. | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Kristen, you look burnt - or DEAD. | ||
Revision as of 22:33, 22 September 2004
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Summary
Teen Girl Squad Episode #1
Page Title: TEE GEE ESS!!
The very first one, which made its premiere in the Strong Bad Email comic. The girls get ready to LOOK SO GOOD, but many a problem do they encounter. At least Cheerleader looks SO GOOD!
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Visor Robot, The Man with the Huge Mouth, Dinosaur and Strong Bad (Easter Egg)
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {cheer!} So and So {fashion sense!} What's Her Face {unpopular!} The Ugly One {hygiene?}
CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!!!
SO AND SO: Word.
THE UGLY ONE: Word.
WHATS HER FACE: Word.
{A helicopter attacks the seagulls}
CHEERLEADER: Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!!
SO AND SO: A'ight.
THE UGLY ONE: A'ight.
WHATS HER FACE: A'ight.
{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser}
CHEERLEADER: Kristen, you look burnt - or DEAD.
WHATS HER FACE: I miss Kristin-a.
{Numerous arrows come flying through the air behind The Ugly One.}
THE UGLY ONE: I have a crush on EVERY BOY!
{The Ugly One is pierced by arrows}
THE MAN WITH THE HUGH MOUTH: ARROWED!
THE UGLY ONE: OW! My skin!
{What's Her Face is kicked by a dinosaur}
WHATS HER FACE: Dag, yo.
{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face}
CHEERLEADER: I look so good!
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!!!!
The End
Easter Eggs
- At the end, if you click on the "whats her face" headstone Strongbad will come out and have a little chat with Cheerleader.
- Transcript
- {Strong Bad walks on screen from the right}
- STRONG BAD: Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good. You want to go take a ride with me up to ah, Checkers? Or Rally's? Or em, Sonic Burger? ...whatever you guys got here.
Fun Fact
- Notice that the walk-on Strong Bad in the easter egg covers up the lines of the paper, whereas everything else in the scene doesn't.
